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Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.

Life and Stuff

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.

We're in the Money

Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.

Language Lessons

A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.

Radio Days

Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.

Lovers' Lane

Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.

The Memory Game

Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.

Here's to Good Friends

Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

Dan's Birthday Bash

Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.

Saturday

Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.

Canoga Time

Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.

The Monday Through Friday Show

Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.

Father's Day

Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.

Nightmare on Oak Street

Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.

Mall Story

Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.

Becky's Choice

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.

The Slice of Life

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Workin' Overtime

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.

Death and Stuff

An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.

Dear Mom and Dad

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.

Let's Call It Quits

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

Inherit the Wind

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

The Little Sister

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

Somebody Stole My Gal

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship

House of Grown-Ups

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

Five of a Kind

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

BOO!

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

Sweet Dreams

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

We Gather Together

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

Brain-Dead Poets Society

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan.  Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

Lobocop

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

No Talking

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

Chicken Hearts

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

One for the Road

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

Born to Be Wild

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

Hair

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

I'm Hungry

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

All of Me

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

To Tell the Truth

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

Fender Bender

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

April Fool's Day

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.

Happy Birthday

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

The Test

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

Friends and Relatives

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

Like, a Virgin

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

Like, a New Job

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

Becky, Beds and Boys

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

Trick or Treat

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

PMS, I Love You

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

Bird is the Word

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

Dream Lover

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

Confessions

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

The Wedding

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

Home-Ec

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

Valentine's Day

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

Communicable Theater

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Vegas Interruptus

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

Her Boyfriend's Back

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

Troubles with the Rubbles

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

Second Time Around

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

Dances with Darlene

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

Scenes from a Barbecue

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.

Take My Bike ... Please!

Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; D.J. trades his comics for a dog.

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.

Darlene Fades to Black

Roseanne's new neighbors, the Bowmans, are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Halloween prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party.

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.

Vegas (1)

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Vegas, Vegas (2)

Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.

Stressed to Kill

Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.

Thanksgiving '91

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.

Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kid's mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.

Santa Claus

It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into a fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learns that Crystal is pregnant again.

Bingo

When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.

The Bowling Show

After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.

The Back Story

A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.

Less is More

Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.

Breakin' Up is Hard to Do

On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene, who skipped school with David to attend a comic book convention in Chicago.

This Old House

The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.

The Commercial Show

Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.

Therapy

Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.

Lies

A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labor with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the coffee shop; and Darlene delivers a message to David to quit crowding her.

Deliverance

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.

Secrets

The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.

Don't Make Me Over

As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon. (Coda: an ice-cream fight in the Conner kitchen; Arnie is abducted by aliens)

Aliens

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Terms of Estrangement (1)

Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

Terms of Estrangement (2)

The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

The Best Seasons of Roseanne

The Best Seasons of Roseanne

Season 5

Season 3

Season 4

Season 1

Season 2

Season 6

Season 10

Season 7

Season 8

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