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The Best Episodes of Roseanne Season 7

Every episode of Roseanne Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Roseanne Season 7!

A working-class family struggles to get by on a limited income in the fictional town of Lanford, Illinois.
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Nine is Enough" is the best rated episode of "Roseanne" season 7. It scored 7.2/10 based on 223 votes. Directed by Gail Mancuso and written by Pat Bullard, it aired on 9/21/1994. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Two for One".

  • Nine is Enough
    7.2/10223 votes

    #1 - Nine is Enough

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/1994

    Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Pat Bullard

  • Two for One
    7.2/10213 votes

    #2 - Two for One

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/1994

    Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Snoop Davey Dave
    7.0/10217 votes

    #3 - Snoop Davey Dave

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/1994

    Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Girl Talk
    7.6/10221 votes

    #4 - Girl Talk

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1994

    Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences and dysfunctions.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • Sleeper
    7.5/10220 votes

    #5 - Sleeper

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/1994

    David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Skeleton in the Closet
    8.1/10278 votes

    #6 - Skeleton in the Closet

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/1994

    Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • Follow the Son
    7.2/10223 votes

    #7 - Follow the Son

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/1994

    D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Dusty Kay

  • Punch and Jimmy
    7.2/10214 votes

    #8 - Punch and Jimmy

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/1994

    An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • White Men Can't Kiss
    7.6/10233 votes

    #9 - White Men Can't Kiss

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 11/16/1994

    D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Thanksgiving '94
    7.0/10236 votes

    #10 - Thanksgiving '94

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/1994

    Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • Maybe Baby
    6.6/10226 votes

    #11 - Maybe Baby

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 11/30/1994

    Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • The Parenting Trap
    7.6/10230 votes

    #12 - The Parenting Trap

    Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1994

    Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • Rear Window
    7.6/10247 votes

    #13 - Rear Window

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 1/4/1995

    The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Michael Borkow

  • My Name is Bev
    7.4/10213 votes

    #14 - My Name is Bev

    Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 1/11/1995

    After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Bob Nickman

  • Bed and Bored
    7.0/10204 votes

    #15 - Bed and Bored

    Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 2/1/1995

    Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Eric Gilliland

  • Sisters
    7.1/10208 votes

    #16 - Sisters

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 2/8/1995

    Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Michael Borkow

  • Lost Youth
    7.2/10213 votes

    #17 - Lost Youth

    Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 2/15/1995

    Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Pat Bullard

  • Single Married Female
    7.0/10220 votes

    #18 - Single Married Female

    Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 2/22/1995

    In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
    6.6/10232 votes

    #19 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)

    Season 7 Episode 19 - Aired 3/1/1995

    Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
    6.9/10206 votes

    #20 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)

    Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 3/1/1995

    The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • Husbands and Wives
    7.3/10248 votes

    #21 - Husbands and Wives

    Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 3/22/1995

    Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Happy Trailers
    7.6/10262 votes

    #22 - Happy Trailers

    Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/1995

    Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Blaming of the Shrew
    7.4/10218 votes

    #23 - The Blaming of the Shrew

    Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 5/3/1995

    Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: N/A

  • The Birds and the Frozen Bees
    6.7/10206 votes

    #24 - The Birds and the Frozen Bees

    Season 7 Episode 24 - Aired 5/10/1995

    Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Couch Potatoes
    7.3/10250 votes

    #25 - Couch Potatoes

    Season 7 Episode 25 - Aired 5/17/1995

    Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Eric Gilliland