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The Best Episodes of Royal Pains Season 3

Every episode of Royal Pains Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Royal Pains Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 1 - Traffic
    7.5/10(173 votes)

    #1 - Traffic

    S3:E1

    HankMed saves the passengers of a toppled Jitney; Divya deals with the fallout from her broken engagement; Jill returns with news.

    Director:Constantine Makris
    Writer:Andrew Lenchewski

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  2. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 2 - But There's a Catch
    7.5/10(169 votes)

    #2 - But There's a Catch

    S3:E2

    Ken "Killer" Keller hosts a charity football tournament on his estate and invites Hank to play along. The contest gets fierce as Keller gets injured and Hank must put his competitive nature aside to treat him.

    Director:Michael W. Watkins
    Writer:Michael Rauch

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  3. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 3 - Rash Talk
    7.2/10(161 votes)

    #3 - Rash Talk

    S3:E3

    Best friends worry about their line of house-cleaning products.

    Director:Michael Rauch
    Writer:Constance M. Burge

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  4. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 4 - The Shaw/Hank Redemption
    7.5/10(178 votes)

    #4 - The Shaw/Hank Redemption

    S3:E4

    On a trip to Florida to attend Eddie's parole hearing, Hank and Evan find him in the company of an ex-con seeking spiritual salvation whose erratic behavior has Hank worried.

    Director:Matthew Penn
    Writers:Jon Sherman, Carol Flint

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  5. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 5 - A Man Called Grandpa
    7.5/10(169 votes)

    #5 - A Man Called Grandpa

    S3:E5

    In order to save Eddie's chance at parole, Evan attempts to curry favor with his newfound grandfather at the horse races, but his luck runs out when he and Hank discover the real reason they've never met Ted.

    Director:Matthew Penn
    Writers:Andrew Lenchewski, Jessica Ball

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  6. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 6 - An Apple a Day
    7.3/10(172 votes)

    #6 - An Apple a Day

    S3:E6

    Hank treats a wound that will not heal; Paige shares the condition for agreeing to marry Evan.

    Director:Don Scardino
    Writer:Jack Bernstein

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  7. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 7 - Ta Da For
    7.3/10(167 votes)

    #7 - Ta Da For

    S3:E7

    Hank searches for the cause of a magician's anxiety; Evan books a segment on "The Today Show".

    Director:Ed Fraiman
    Writer:Jon Sherman

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  8. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 8 - Run, Hank, Run
    7.6/10(171 votes)

    #8 - Run, Hank, Run

    S3:E8

    A runner struggles to regulate body temperature while training; Boris' decline may not be related to the disease.

    Director:Emile B. Levisetti
    Writer:Carol Flint

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  9. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 9 - Me First
    7.3/10(167 votes)

    #9 - Me First

    S3:E9

    Hank treats a fearful asthmatic boy; Paige's secret is exposed; Divya's date has a surprising result.

    Director:Allison Liddi-Brown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 10 - A Little Art, a Little Science
    7.4/10(163 votes)

    #10 - A Little Art, a Little Science

    S3:E10

    An art collector cannot stay conscious; Hank recommends treatment for Paige's mother; Divya struggles to maintain balance.

    Director:Matthew Penn
    Writer:Andrew Lenchewski

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  11. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 11 - A Farewell to Barnes
    7.7/10(159 votes)

    #11 - A Farewell to Barnes

    S3:E11

    Hank blames Dr. Van Dyke for a prescription error; the HankMed team attends a divorce party.

    Director:Michael Rauch
    Writers:Jon Sherman, Michael Rauch

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  12. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 12 - Some Pig
    7.5/10(141 votes)

    #12 - Some Pig

    S3:E12

    When a mysterious illness overcomes the members of an up and coming rock band, Hank and Divya have to work together to find the cause; but Hank struggles with trusting Divya after her near fatal prescription error.

    Director:Michael W. Watkins
    Writer:Jessica Ball

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  13. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 13 - My Back to the Future
    7.6/10(154 votes)

    #13 - My Back to the Future

    S3:E13

    When a back problem limits Hank's ability to treat patients, Evan hires Dr. Van Dyke as a temporary replacement.

    Director:Mark Feuerstein
    Writers:Constance M. Burge, Jack Bernstein

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  14. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 14 - Bottoms Up
    7.5/10(192 votes)

    #14 - Bottoms Up

    S3:E14

    A Hollywood star wants to revive his career by doing Shakespeare in the Hamptons; Divya learns that Raj is moving on; Jack delays treatment.

    Director:Tricia Brock
    Writers:Carol Flint, Simran Baidwan

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  15. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 15 - Hank and the Deep Blue Sea
    7.3/10(156 votes)

    #15 - Hank and the Deep Blue Sea

    S3:E15

    Evan offers to assist Divya with breaking free from her financial burden. Also, Jill's teenage nephew, Luke, calls on HankMed when his boss fails to take care of some troubling symptoms.

    Director:Jay Chandrasekhar
    Writers:Michael Rauch, Jessica Ball

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  16. Royal Pains Season 3 Episode 16 - This One's for Jack
    7.3/10(161 votes)

    #16 - This One's for Jack

    S3:E16

    Hank struggles to cope with Jack's illness; young brothers keep Hank busy; Evan teams up with Boris' cousin.

    Director:Emile B. Levisetti
    Writer:Andrew Lenchewski

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Traffic" is the best rated episode of "Royal Pains" season 3. It scored 7.5/10 based on 173 votes. Directed by Constantine Makris and written by Andrew Lenchewski, it aired on 6/29/2011. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "But There's a Catch".