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The Worst Episodes of Royal Pains

Every episode of Royal Pains ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Royal Pains!

A young E.R. doctor who, after being wrongly blamed for a patient's death, moves to the Hamptons and becomes the reluctant "doctor for hire" to...
Genres:ComedyDrama
Network:USA Network

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Good News Is..." is the worst rated episode of "Royal Pains". It scored 5.8/10 based on 347 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 6/29/2016. This episode scored 0.8 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Game of Phones".

  • The Good News Is...
    5.8/10347 votes
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    #1 - The Good News Is...

    Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 6/29/2016

    Hank helps a theater legend at Eddie's wedding; Eddie and Evan reconcile. Paige and Evan wait for pregnancy test results.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Game of Phones
    6.6/10113 votes
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    #2 - Game of Phones

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 8/21/2013

    Hank and Don must bring Molly home safely; Divya visits her mother in Italy; Paige is overwhelmed with work.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Prince of Nucleotides
    6.8/10139 votes
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    #3 - The Prince of Nucleotides

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 6/23/2015

    Hank treats a transgender teenager. Evan and Jeremiah host a gala fundraiser.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rash Talk
    7.2/10147 votes
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    #4 - Rash Talk

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/13/2011

    Best friends worry about their line of house-cleaning products.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Constance M. Burge

  • This One's for Jack
    7.2/10146 votes
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    #5 - This One's for Jack

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/22/2012

    Hank struggles to cope with Jack's illness; young brothers keep Hank busy; Evan teams up with Boris' cousin.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Oh, M. G.
    7.2/1098 votes
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    #6 - Oh, M. G.

    Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 8/5/2014

    Hank treats a perfumer who is losing the sense of smell; Evan and Ray hold a grand opening for HankLab; Divya tries to protect Jeremiah.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Honeymoon's Over
    7.3/10208 votes
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    #7 - The Honeymoon's Over

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 7/30/2009

    Hank treats a childrens book illustrator that has a heart condition. Divya is treating a software guru who just married a swimsuit supermodel. Hank and Jill deal with the fact that Hank seems to be going down the same road as her former boyfriend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Whole Lotto Love
    7.3/10158 votes
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    #8 - Whole Lotto Love

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 8/12/2010

    When two lottery winners arrive in the Hamptons, Hank treats them both for conditions that appear to be related to their newly lavish lifestyle.

    Director: Tawnia McKiernan

    Writer: N/A

  • Hank and the Deep Blue Sea
    7.3/10140 votes
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    #9 - Hank and the Deep Blue Sea

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2012

    Evan offers to assist Divya with breaking free from her financial burden. Also, Jill's teenage nephew, Luke, calls on HankMed when his boss fails to take care of some troubling symptoms.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • After the Fireworks
    7.3/10140 votes
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    #10 - After the Fireworks

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 6/6/2012

    Hank embarks on a fresh start with his medical practice and separates from his brother Evan, who also starts his own venture. As Divya attempts to reconcile the brothers, HankMed teams up once more in the face of a Hampton's emergency.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • There Will Be Food
    7.4/10289 votes
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    #11 - There Will Be Food

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/11/2009

    A ballerina Evan is dating loses consciousness after he feeds her junk foods she had to give up to keep her dancer's physique.

    Director: Don Scardino

    Writer: N/A

  • No Man Is an Island
    7.4/10217 votes
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    #12 - No Man Is an Island

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2009

    Hank and Evan take on a job looking after a wealthy family who live on a private island which is technology-free. Despite Hank's better judgment, a woman plans on having her baby right there on the island. Meanwhile, Evan finds himself clashing with a teenage family member. Back at home, Jill struggles with hospital politics.

    Director: Don Scardino

    Writer: Carol Flint

  • Big Whoop
    7.4/10159 votes
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    #13 - Big Whoop

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 8/19/2010

    Hank and Emily care for a patient together but disagree on the course of treatment. Meanwhile, Evan concocts a cyber retaliation plan against Emily.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pit Stop
    7.4/10154 votes
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    #14 - Pit Stop

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 1/27/2011

    Hank and Divya must find what is making a reality-show's cast ill. Evan's latest plan is to franchise HankMed and he has an unexpected ally.

    Director: Matthew Penn

    Writer: N/A

  • An Apple a Day
    7.4/10155 votes
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    #15 - An Apple a Day

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 8/3/2011

    Hank treats a wound that will not heal; Paige shares the condition for agreeing to marry Evan.

    Director: Don Scardino

    Writer: Jack Bernstein

  • Ta Da For
    7.4/10152 votes
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    #16 - Ta Da For

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 8/10/2011

    Hank searches for the cause of a magician's anxiety; Evan books a segment on "The Today Show".

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Me First
    7.4/10152 votes
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    #17 - Me First

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/24/2011

    Hank treats a fearful asthmatic boy; Paige's secret is exposed; Divya's date has a surprising result.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Little Art, A Little Science
    7.4/10148 votes
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    #18 - A Little Art, A Little Science

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 8/31/2011

    An art collector cannot stay conscious; Hank recommends treatment for Paige's mother; Divya struggles to maintain balance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Imperfect Storm
    7.4/10137 votes
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    #19 - Imperfect Storm

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 6/13/2012

    When Jill’s chess-obsessed nephew gets kicked out of camp for fighting, Hank realizes Luke may be suffering from more than just teenage hormones. Evan courts a young, lonely heiress for his new client roster, and Divya – caught between the brothers -- faces an impossible choice.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Blythe Spirits
    7.4/10111 votes
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    #20 - Blythe Spirits

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2013

    Hank treats a cop with a rebellious teenage daughter; Evan and Paige adjust to their new home; HankMed receives an offer from a patient; the changes in Divya's life may be more complicated than she expected.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Open Invitation
    7.4/10110 votes
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    #21 - Open Invitation

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 8/28/2013

    Hank advocates an aggressive treatment plan for Don; Evan reaches out to Eddie to help Hank; Divya learns a long-kept secret.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Bigger Boat
    7.4/10106 votes
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    #22 - A Bigger Boat

    Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 8/26/2014

    Hank treats Cinco when his sore wrist turns out to be more complicated than a simple sprain. Evan and Paige help Emma set a trap to catch Oz. Divya and Jeremiah treat a boat-builder who resents being left behind when his business partner takes a job sailing around the world. Hank helps Charlotte adjust to regaining her vision but the learning curve is steeper than either of them anticipated. Meanwhile, Boris takes a major step towards expanding his foundation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Strategic Planning
    7.5/10258 votes
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    #23 - Strategic Planning

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 6/18/2009

    Hank and Divya are called to the home of a wealthy U.S. senator, whose pushy wife Lilly Everett asks them to perform a discreet "executive physical" on their teenage son Kendrick, who will be Notre Dame's starting quarterback in the fall.

    Director: Don Scardino, Jace Alexander

    Writer: N/A

  • TB or Not TB
    7.5/10235 votes
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    #24 - TB or Not TB

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2009

    When Allison Moore, the owner/head chef of a trendy Hamptons restaurant suffers a stroke, Hank attempts to save her from potential long-term damage, but she goes missing before treatment is administered. And on the day that Hank had previously planned to get married he spends time with Jill.

    Director: Constantine Makris

    Writer: Constance M. Burge

  • If I Were a Sick Man
    7.5/10211 votes
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    #25 - If I Were a Sick Man

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 7/16/2009

    Hank finds himself needing to quarantine the guests from a party and considers making a call to the County Health to announce a possible outbreak. Elsewhere, Evan makes some interesting facts concerning Divya's personal life, and Jill wants to keep her relationship with Hank under wraps.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A