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The Best Episodes of Ruby & The Rockits

Every episode of Ruby & The Rockits ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Ruby & The Rockits!

The Best Episodes of Ruby & The Rockits

Patrick Callahan, a former teen idol who has chosen to lead a quiet life with his wife and two sons. But when his former Rockits...

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  1. Background image for Pilot
    7.2/10(22 votes)

    #1 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    David Gallagher, a rock god from the 80's, and his daughter Ruby move in together after a long time apart. Recruiting the help of his family, David hopes to provide a stable environment for Ruby.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want to
    7.1/10(17 votes)

    #2 - It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want to

    S1:E4

    While Patrick and Audie go away for the weekend, Ruby decides to throw a party with hopes of impressing the popular girls at school.

    Director:Asaad Kelada
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for 50 Ways to Heave Your Mother
    7.0/10(15 votes)

    #3 - 50 Ways to Heave Your Mother

    S1:E10

    When Patrick and David's mother comes for a visit, Ruby feels neglected by her lack of interest in her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Save the Last Dance for Me
    6.9/10(20 votes)

    #4 - Save the Last Dance for Me

    S1:E2

    Ruby joins the student social committee and helps plan a father-daughter dance. David and Patrick argue about who should escort Ruby to the dance. Ruby wants her father, David, to take her, and Patrick agrees to host the dance. Jordan works on a song expressing his frustration with the way Ruby has changed the Gallagher household. The family panics when it looks like David might not show up in time for his dance with Ruby, but arrives just in time – and performs much to their dismay.

    Director:Asaad Kelada
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Do You Want to Blow a Secret
    6.8/10(15 votes)

    #5 - Do You Want to Blow a Secret

    S1:E3

    Patrick buys a new car and forbids anyone from driving it. Unfortunately, Ruby must break the rules when she has to pick up Jordan from a party.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for 50 Ways to Heave Your Mother
    6.8/10(14 votes)

    #6 - 50 Ways to Heave Your Mother

    S1:E9

    Ruby confronts Jordan about his constant interfering with her life. Meanwhile, Patrick and David team up to help Ben get rid of his problems with the school bully.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for We Aren't the Champions
    6.5/10(14 votes)

    #7 - We Aren't the Champions

    S1:E8

    In order to get closer to Ruby, Patrick decides to coach her soccer team. Meanwhile, David helps Jordan write a new song.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for We Are Family?
    6.4/10(12 votes)

    #8 - We Are Family?

    S1:E7

    David decides to allow a magazine reporter accompany him and Ruby on a day of bonding. Elsewhere, Jordan wants to gather DNA samples from David and Ruby to see if she is truly his offspring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Hot for Spanish Teacher
    6.3/10(15 votes)

    #9 - Hot for Spanish Teacher

    S1:E6

    David develops an attraction to the Spanish teacher at Ruby's school. Meanwhile, Ben comes up with a way to make Jordan and him some money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Papas Don't Preach
    6.1/10(17 votes)

    #10 - Papas Don't Preach

    S1:E5

    David and Patrick have different views when Ruby remarks she wants to date an older man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "Ruby & The Rockits". It scored 7.2/10 based on 22 votes. Directed by Ted Wass and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/21/2009. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want to".