7.7/10482 votes7.7/10(482)#1 - Russell's Secret
Season 3 Episode 1
Aired 3/2/2009
Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Jeffrey Richman
7.1/10460 votes7.1/10(460)#2 - Voluntary Commitment
Season 3 Episode 2
Aired 3/9/2009
Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Linda Videtti Figueiredo
7.1/10466 votes7.1/10(466)#4 - Dad's Visit
Season 3 Episode 4
Aired 3/23/2009
Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Sikowitz
7.4/10473 votes7.4/10(473)#5 - Lyin' King
Season 3 Episode 5
Aired 3/30/2009
Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom
7.6/10534 votes7.6/10(534)#6 - Poaching Timmy
Season 3 Episode 6
Aired 4/13/2009
When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Jeffrey Richman
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7.6/10486 votes7.6/10(486)#7 - Old Timer's Day
Season 3 Episode 7
Aired 4/20/2009
After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tom Hertz
7.5/10472 votes7.5/10(472)#8 - Twice
Season 3 Episode 8
Aired 4/27/2009
Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Vanessa McCarthy
7.3/10464 votes7.3/10(464)#9 - The Challenge
Season 3 Episode 9
Aired 5/4/2009
Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
Director: Gil Junger
Writer: Vanessa McCarthy
7.5/10471 votes7.5/10(471)#10 - Family Style
Season 3 Episode 10
Aired 5/11/2009
Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Sikowitz
7.1/10448 votes7.1/10(448)#11 - May Divorce Be with You
Season 3 Episode 11
Aired 5/13/2009
Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Linda Videtti Figueiredo
7.3/10436 votes7.3/10(436)#12 - House Money
Season 3 Episode 12
Aired 5/18/2009
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Barry Wernick
7.6/10464 votes7.6/10(464)#13 - Sex Toy Story
Season 3 Episode 13
Aired 5/18/2009
After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Steve Holland
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Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Episodes
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Avg. Rating
7.4
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Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Russell's Secret" is the best rated episode of "Rules of Engagement" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 482 votes. Directed by Mark Cendrowski and written by Jeffrey Richman, it aired on 3/2/2009. This episode is rated 0.6 points higher than the second-best, "Voluntary Commitment".
