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The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 3

Every episode of Rules of Engagement Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 3!

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Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer, a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey, and a

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 1 - Russell's Secret
    7.7/10(463 votes)

    S3:E1

    Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Jeffrey Richman

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  2. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 13 - Sex Toy Story
    7.7/10(444 votes)

    S3:E13

    After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Steve Holland

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  3. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 6 - Poaching Timmy
    7.6/10(474 votes)

    S3:E6

    When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Jeffrey Richman

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  4. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 7 - Old Timer's Day
    7.6/10(462 votes)

    S3:E7

    After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  5. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 10 - Family Style
    7.6/10(448 votes)

    S3:E10

    Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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  6. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 3 - Jeff's New Friend
    7.5/10(463 votes)

    S3:E3

    Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tom Hertz

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  7. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 8 - Twice
    7.5/10(451 votes)

    S3:E8

    Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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  8. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 5 - Lyin' King
    7.4/10(453 votes)

    S3:E5

    Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Haukom

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  9. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 9 - The Challenge
    7.3/10(441 votes)

    S3:E9

    Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.

    Director:Gil Junger
    Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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  10. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 12 - House Money
    7.3/10(414 votes)

    S3:E12

    Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Barry Wernick

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  11. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 2 - Voluntary Commitment
    7.2/10(440 votes)

    S3:E2

    Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo

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  12. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 4 - Dad's Visit
    7.1/10(444 votes)

    S3:E4

    Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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  13. Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 11 - May Divorce Be with You
    7.1/10(427 votes)

    S3:E11

    Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Russell's Secret" is the best rated episode of "Rules of Engagement" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 463 votes. Directed by Mark Cendrowski and written by Jeffrey Richman, it aired on 3/2/2009. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Sex Toy Story".