7.7/10477 votes#1 - Russell's Secret
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2009
Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Jeffrey Richman
7.1/10456 votes#2 - Voluntary Commitment
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/9/2009
Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Linda Videtti Figueiredo
7.1/10461 votes#4 - Dad's Visit
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2009
Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Sikowitz
7.4/10469 votes#5 - Lyin' King
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2009
Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom
7.6/10530 votes#6 - Poaching Timmy
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/2009
When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Jeffrey Richman
7.6/10482 votes#7 - Old Timer's Day
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 4/20/2009
After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tom Hertz
7.5/10468 votes#8 - Twice
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/27/2009
Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Vanessa McCarthy
7.3/10460 votes#9 - The Challenge
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 5/4/2009
Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
Director: Gil Junger
Writer: Vanessa McCarthy
7.5/10467 votes#10 - Family Style
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 5/11/2009
Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Sikowitz
7.0/10443 votes#11 - May Divorce Be with You
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 5/13/2009
Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Linda Videtti Figueiredo
7.3/10432 votes#12 - House Money
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 5/18/2009
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Barry Wernick
7.6/10462 votes#13 - Sex Toy Story
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 5/18/2009
After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Steve Holland
The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 3
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Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and...
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Network:CBS
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Russell's Secret" is the best rated episode of "Rules of Engagement" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 477 votes. Directed by Mark Cendrowski and written by Jeffrey Richman, it aired on 3/2/2009. This episode is rated 0.6 points higher than the second-best, "Voluntary Commitment".
