The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 3

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   7.7/10(498 votes)

   #1 - Russell's Secret

   S3:E13/2/2009

   Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

   Director:Mark Cendrowski

   Writer:Jeffrey Richman

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   Director:Mark Cendrowski

   Writer:Jeffrey Richman
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   7.2/10(475 votes)

   #2 - Voluntary Commitment

   S3:E23/9/2009

   Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo

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   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo
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   7.5/10(499 votes)

   #3 - Jeff's New Friend

   S3:E33/16/2009

   Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Tom Hertz

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   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Tom Hertz
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   7.1/10(480 votes)

   #4 - Dad's Visit

   S3:E43/23/2009

   Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.

   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Mike Sikowitz
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   7.5/10(488 votes)

   #5 - Lyin' King

   S3:E53/30/2009

   Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Mike Haukom

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   Director:Ted Wass

   Writer:Mike Haukom
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   7.6/10(548 votes)

   #6 - Poaching Timmy

   S3:E64/13/2009

   When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

   Director:Gail Mancuso

   Writer:Jeffrey Richman

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   Director:Gail Mancuso

   Writer:Jeffrey Richman
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   7.6/10(499 votes)

   #7 - Old Timer's Day

   S3:E74/20/2009

   After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

   Director:Gail Mancuso

   Writer:Tom Hertz

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   Director:Gail Mancuso

   Writer:Tom Hertz
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   7.5/10(485 votes)

   #8 - Twice

   S3:E84/27/2009

   Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

   Director:Ken Whittingham

   Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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   Director:Ken Whittingham

   Writer:Vanessa McCarthy
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   7.4/10(478 votes)

   #9 - The Challenge

   S3:E95/4/2009

   Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.

   Director:Gil Junger

   Writer:Vanessa McCarthy

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   Director:Gil Junger

   Writer:Vanessa McCarthy
10. 

    7.6/10(485 votes)

    #10 - Family Style

    S3:E105/11/2009

    Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

    Director:Ted Wass

    Writer:Mike Sikowitz

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    Director:Ted Wass

    Writer:Mike Sikowitz
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    7.1/10(460 votes)

    #11 - May Divorce Be with You

    S3:E115/13/2009

    Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.

    Director:Ted Wass

    Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo

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    Director:Ted Wass

    Writer:Linda Videtti Figueiredo
12. 

    7.3/10(450 votes)

    #12 - House Money

    S3:E125/18/2009

    Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

    Director:Gail Mancuso

    Writer:Barry Wernick

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    Director:Gail Mancuso

    Writer:Barry Wernick
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    7.7/10(478 votes)

    #13 - Sex Toy Story

    S3:E135/18/2009

    After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

    Director:Gail Mancuso

    Writer:Steve Holland

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    Director:Gail Mancuso

    Writer:Steve Holland