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The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 5

Every episode of Rules of Engagement Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 5!

The Best Episodes of Rules of Engagement Season 5

Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and...

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  1. 8.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - The Bank

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    S5:E2

    Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  2. 8.0/10(2 votes)

    #2 - Baked

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    S5:E6

    Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

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    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tim Doyle
  3. 8.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - The Home Stretch

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    S5:E13

    When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

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  4. 8.0/10(2 votes)

    #4 - Jeff's Day

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    S5:E16

    Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

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  5. 7.7/10(3 votes)

    #5 - The Power Couple

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    S5:E23

    Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.

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  6. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Rug-Of-War

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    S5:E3

    Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.

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    Director:Ted Wass
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  8. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Play Ball

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    S5:E5

    When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  9. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - The Big Picture

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    S5:E9

    When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.

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  10. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Refusing to Budget

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    S5:E11

    Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her office.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  11. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Little Bummer Boy

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    S5:E12

    When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  12. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Uh Oh It's Magic

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    S5:E14

    Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.

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  13. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Zygote

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    S5:E17

    Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
  14. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Anniversary Chicken

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    S5:E18

    After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
  15. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #14 - The Set Up

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    S5:E19

    Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbor Liz.

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  16. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Beating The System

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    S5:E20

    Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.

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  17. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #16 - The Jeff Photo

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    S5:E21

    When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

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    Director:Tom Hertz
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  18. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Double Down

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    S5:E22

    Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party Ford Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?

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    Director:Ted Wass
  19. 7.5/10(2 votes)

    #18 - The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

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    S5:E24

    Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.

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    Director:Tom Hertz
    Writer:N/A
  20. 7.3/10(3 votes)

    #19 - Surro-gate

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    S5:E1

    Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.

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    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  21. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Singing and Dancing

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    S5:E15

    Timmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Tim Doyle
  22. 6.7/10(3 votes)

    #21 - Fun Run

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    S5:E10

    Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fundraisers anymore.

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    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Tom Hertz
  23. 5.7/10(3 votes)

    #22 - Mannequin Head Ball

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    S5:E7

    When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.

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    Director:Ted Wass
  24. 5.3/10(3 votes)

    #23 - Les-bro

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    S5:E8

    Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

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  25. 5.2/10(5 votes)

    #24 - Handy Man

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    S5:E4

    Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

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    Director:Ted Wass

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"The Bank" is the best rated episode of "Rules of Engagement" season 5. It scored 8/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Ted Wass and written by Mike Sikowitz, it aired on 9/27/2010. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Baked".