A thoroughly ridiculous Halloween episode finds Aunts Hilda and Zelda having run out excuses (after 500 consecutive years) not to attend their Aunt Beulah's Halloween party.

Sabrina's creative writing assignments aren't going well until she accidentally uses Hilda's magic typewriter to plot out a James Bond parody using her friends and foes as character models.

Harvey tells Sabrina he loves her, but under a self-imposed "silence" spell, she can't respond in kind and Aunt Zelda anxiously awaits a marriage proposal from Mr. Kraft.

Sabrina and her aunts travel to Hawaii for a family reunion, but when they arrive, Sabrina discovers that she will not be able to enjoy herself until she solves the family secret once and for all.

As Sabrina continues to avoid choosing between Harvey and Dashiell, the pair give her an ultimatum: choose one of them, or neither will stay with her. Meanwhile, her aunts inform that she is finally to receive her witch's license.

It's Sabrina the Grinch, increasingly grumpy in the face of her aunts' unflagging efforts to get her into the holiday spirit.

Sabrina makes a glutton of herself at school after tasting a substance that causes hopeless addiction in her family: pancakes.

Cupid threatens to banish Sabrina to the Other Realm unless she manages to bring a couple together for Valentine's Day.

Roland the Troll resurfaces in a new guise as a leprechaun, and chaos predictably follows. Having three wishes, Sabrina unwisely uses one of them to grant Salem's desire to be human again for a day.

Sabrina wakes up Aunt Dorma from her hibernation who is unhappy and sends the Spellmans a house full of sleep inducing poppies.

To ease Valerie's embarrassment Sabrina casts a spell which helps Valerie, but the spell turns her face red.

Sabrina gets jealous when Mr. Kraft's assignment calls for the students to pair up and pretend to be married and Libby makes sure that Harvey is her partner.

Salem loses Sabrina and her aunts in a card game against a high roller.

Rivalry between Libby and Sabrina moves onto a whole new scale in this parody of the '60s science fiction film Fantastic Voyage.

Sabrina gives Valerie's family a wishbone wish despite warnings from the Witches Council.

Sabrina and Hilda are disturbed, not to say grossed out, by the growing intimacy between Zelda and Mr. Kraft.

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a compulsive standup comedienne.

Sabrina and Harvey decide to compete against Libby and her boyfriend for the title of cutest teen couple.

After accepting help from an outside, Sabrina is banished to the Other Realm's Wild West badlands.

Sabrina gets a job as a sleep-inducing sandman but changes her subjects' lives by altering their dreams.

Hilda and Zelda's zany cousin convinces the sisters to switch personalities, and gives Sabrina a cologne to use on Harvey in order to make him more ambitious.

Sabrina's aunts send in their magic for its annual overhaul, but when it is sent back, it ends up in the hands of three pirate prisoners they forgot to release years before, and Sabrina, also without magic due to a mishap, must save them.

Sabrina's painfully shy pen pal turns out to be an Other Realm jewel thief in disguise.

Trouble brews between best friends when Valerie becomes eager to try out for cheerleading, even though Sabrina can't stand the squad's pom-pompous participants.

When no one acknowledges her achievements Sabrina casts a spell and ends upon her own awards show.