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World War II drama about covert organisation Lifeline helping allied airmen escape after being shot down in occupied Europe, working with the Resistance and hiding from the Gestapo.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Secret Army Season 3 Episode 14 - What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
    4.1/10(34 votes)

    #1 - What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?

    S3:E14

    1969. Albert, Monique, Natalie and Alain are invited to take part in a British TV documentary “In Our Time” commemorating the 25th anniversary of the Allied liberation of Brussels. Also participating is Kessler, now known as Manfred Dorf. The former Lifeline personnel reunite at the Candide, and discuss their lives during the war. NB: The episode was never broadcast due to quality issues and the feeling that the content ran contrary to the main dramatic themes of the overall series.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 5 - Not According to Plan
    7.4/10(61 votes)

    #2 - Not According to Plan

    S2:E5

    Natalie’s new boyfriend, Francois, is keen to become involved in Lifeline, but Albert has doubts. Paul Vercors, the fanatical leader of a Communist cell in Brussels, wants to take over Lifeline, and tries to enlist the assistance of a colleague – Max. Meanwhile, the Communists continue their resistance activities and plant explosives on a railway line to derail a train. Unfortunately, the train’s passengers include Natalie and Francois, escorting evaders down the line.

    Director:Viktors Ritelis
    Writer:David Crane

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  3. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 10 - Guests at God's Table
    7.6/10(59 votes)

    #3 - Guests at God's Table

    S2:E10

    Christmas is approaching, and Lifeline finds itself having to play Saint Nicholas when a wounded Group Captain is discovered by a group of abandoned children fending for themselves, who are prepared to sell the officer in turn for food and presents. However, Albert fears that it could all be an elaborate trap set up by the Germans. Meanwhile, Brandt finds his loyalties to Germany divided after recent events and confides his worries to Kessler.

    Director:Terence Dudley
    Writer:John Brason

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  4. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 10 - Identity In Doubt
    7.7/10(70 votes)

    #4 - Identity In Doubt

    S1:E10

    With so many evaders, Lifeline’s resources are once more stretched to the limit and they must watch their backs after recent events. Jacques and Natalie are dispatched to check out a young South African evader, Noel Uys, and have to consider eliminating him when his answers to their questions fail to satisfy either them or London. In desperation to survive, Uys overpowers Jacques and armed with a shotgun, takes Natalie as his hostage.

    Director:Viktors Ritelis
    Writer:Simon Masters

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  5. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 2 - Russian Roulette
    7.7/10(63 votes)

    #5 - Russian Roulette

    S2:E2

    Dr. Keldermans visits the Candide with tragic news, and Albert must take decisive action if Lifeline is to continue. Meanwhile, Natalie has the difficult task of taking two eccentric Russian evaders down the line. Brandt dines with a high-ranking military acquaintance, Oberst von Elmendorff, who tries to recruit him in a military plot to assassinate Hitler, while Kessler invites Albert to a strange garden party.

    Director:Paul Annett
    Writer:John Brason

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  6. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 5 - Ring of Rosies
    7.8/10(60 votes)

    #6 - Ring of Rosies

    S3:E5

    Still languishing in prison, Albert learns that he was set up by the Communist leader Paul Vercors. Meanwhile, Dr. Keldermans makes a shocking discovery when examining an evader at a safehouse – the man is dying of bubonic plague. Lifeline’s personnel face the horrifying possibility of being wiped out by the deadly disease.

    Director:Michael E. Briant
    Writer:John Brason

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  7. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 12 - Hymn To Freedom
    7.9/10(63 votes)

    #7 - Hymn To Freedom

    S1:E12

    Lifeline once again must tread carefully when one of their safehouses is blown. Meanwhile, Van Reijn, a minister in the puppet Belgian government, wants to defect to England and contacts Curtis. Curtis tries to persuade Lisa to let Van Reijn be sent down the line, citing the propaganda value of such a defection. However, matters become complicated, as Lifeline has once more been secretly infiltrated by a German officer.

    Director:Kenneth Ives
    Writer:Michael Chapman

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  8. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 7 - Weekend
    7.9/10(65 votes)

    #8 - Weekend

    S2:E7

    Hoping to boost Lifeline’s flagging funds and gain some independence from London, Albert and Monique concoct a plan to sell three valuable Rubens paintings, replacing the originals with forgeries. However, Kessler is also aware of the paintings’ existence and plans to acquire them for Germany, setting out to remove them from the convent near Antwerp where they are held. Meanwhile, two American evaders, impatient with Lifeline’s security checks, decide to strike out on their own and ambush the car that Kessler is travelling in. Totally unaware of the true identity of their hostage, the Americans and their captive impose themselves on Hans and Lena Van Broecken, demanding that they are taken to Switzerland on their barge. Lifeline must not only retrieve the paintings, but also ensure that no harm comes to Kessler, as horrifying reprisals by the Germans are at stake.

    Director:Paul Annett
    Writers:John Brason, Paul Annett

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  9. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 9 - Little Old Lady
    7.9/10(61 votes)

    #9 - Little Old Lady

    S2:E9

    A British Wing Commander is badly burned after he has been shot down over Belgium. London wants him back urgently, but his facial injuries make it difficult for him to go down the line. He manages to get to Paris with Natalie as his guide, but Monique decides that if he is to avoid detection he must disguise himself as a woman for the rest of the journey. Meanwhile, Madeleine is ostracised for her relationship with Kessler, but finds a new friend in Monique. The Candide and its staff are targeted by terrorists for being collaborators, and Natalie and Max fear the worst when the Gestapo arrest Albert.

    Director:Terence Dudley
    Writer:David Crane

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  10. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 1 - Lisa-Codename Yvette
    8.0/10(97 votes)

    #10 - Lisa-Codename Yvette

    S1:E1

    Lifeline, a Brussels-based resistance organisation smuggling downed RAF fliers back to Britain, is endangered when Luftwaffe Major Erwin Brandt blows one of their safehouses. Meanwhile Brandt finds assistance from Gestapo Sturnbannfuhrer Ludwig Kessler, transferred from Berlin to crack down on the evasion lines.

    Director:Kenneth Ives
    Writer:Willis Hall

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  11. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 4 - Child's Play
    8.0/10(85 votes)

    #11 - Child's Play

    S1:E4

    An American airman has written a magazine article about his experiences being shot down in Europe and getting back home with the help of the evasion lines. British Intelligence has blocked the article’s publication, but Brandt has managed to obtain a copy from German intelligence based in America. Studying the article, he begins to deduce the probable route taken during the evasion and travels to the Pyrenees, where he enlists the aid of Malaud, a French policeman, to close in on the line. Meanwhile, Lisa is also in the area, taking some evaders down the very route Brandt is so close to tracking down.

    Director:Viktors Ritelis
    Writer:Arden Winch

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  12. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 12 - Bridgehead
    8.0/10(55 votes)

    #12 - Bridgehead

    S3:E12

    The Allied liberation of Brussels paradoxically brings terror for the former Lifeline workers. About to face savage punishment after being falsely accused of collaboration, Monique is rescued thanks to Natalie and a British officer, Captain Stephen Durnford. She moves in with Natalie, where Durnford visits her and the two become close. Natalie tries to persuade Albert to declare his feelings for Monique, but he remains convinced that she will come back to him and the Candide. Meanwhile, Hans Van Broecken has to deal with two German deserters who have stowed away aboard his barge.

    Director:Andrew Morgan
    Writer:Michael J. Bird

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  13. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 2 - Sergeant on the Run
    8.1/10(89 votes)

    #13 - Sergeant on the Run

    S1:E2

    Albert and Lisa continue to be suspicious of Curtis, whilst Lifeline is stretched to its limit trying to deal with several evaders. Meanwhile the Germans capture one evader, Sergeant Walker, who has travelled down the line and is familiar with several of Lifeline’s personnel.

    Director:Viktors Ritelis
    Writer:John Brason

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  14. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 2 - Invasions
    8.1/10(56 votes)

    #14 - Invasions

    S3:E2

    Lifeline’s original function is now over – the Allied advance has severed the evasion lines and it is now a matter of keeping evaders safely hidden until the war is over. Despite Kessler’s irritation at Reinhardt’s manner and methods, his efforts pay dividends when he discovers a Lifeline safehouse. Two of his new prisoners commit suicide rather than talk, but Reinhardt is determined that the third prisoner will give information under torture. Albert and Monique receive a tip-off that the middle-aged Chantal sisters, who are based in Senlis and often shelter airmen for Lifeline, are in imminent danger.

    Director:Viktors Ritelis
    Writer:Lloyd Humphreys

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  15. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 7 - Ambush
    8.1/10(53 votes)

    #15 - Ambush

    S3:E7

    Bradley travels to the Ardennes to continue recruiting his own private army of former airmen to engage in sabotage activities – the target is V2 testing sites. Bradley’s first objective, however, is to hijack a convoy of weapons and he asks Monique for assistance in recruiting men and resources. Lifeline, previously an evasion network, is now a fully-fledged guerrilla operation

    Director:Michael E. Briant
    Writer:N.J. Crisp

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  16. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 6 - Scorpion
    8.2/10(64 votes)

    #16 - Scorpion

    S2:E6

    Brandt receives a visit from his wife Erika, who asks him to let her and their children come to live with him in Brussels as it is becoming too dangerous to carry on living in Berlin with the increasing British air raids. Brandt tells Erika that his work in Brussels may soon be over, as he has successfully infiltrated Lifeline with an undercover agent. Word of this reaches the Candide, and Albert must face the grim possibility of killing all evaders currently in hiding to preserve the safety of the line. However, Max and Dr. Keldermans have an alternative plan to discover the identity of the infiltrator, but the scheme requires the assistance of Natalie’s uncle, Hans Van Broecken, who hates Albert and will not help Lifeline.

    Director:Roger Jenkins
    Writer:James Andrew Hall

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  17. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 8 - The Big One
    8.2/10(61 votes)

    #17 - The Big One

    S2:E8

    Kessler is enjoying his developing relationship with Madeleine, but begins to feel that his feelings for her may cloud his judgement while Brandt is once more approached about joining the military plot to assassinate Hitler. The British co-ordinate a massive air raid attack on Berlin, but bombs are dropped on civilian targets in error – with tragic repercussions for Brandt. Monique and Alain try but fail to help a bomb aimer shot down on his way back to England. Having captured the man, Brandt finds himself face to face with the enemy and this time, it’s personal.

    Director:Michael E. Briant
    Writer:N.J. Crisp

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  18. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 1 - The Last Run
    8.2/10(63 votes)

    #18 - The Last Run

    S3:E1

    At Gestapo headquarters, Kessler takes an instant dislike to the newly arrived Luftwaffe Major Hans Dietrich Reinhardt, who has joined him in a final concerted attempt to crush the evasion lines. As the Allies continue to advance from the invasion beaches, Lifeline must continue their efforts in getting airmen back to Britain, but when Natalie attempts to guide two evaders down to Spain, it becomes clear that their work may at last be over.

    Director:Michael E. Briant
    Writer:N.J. Crisp

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  19. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 6 - Prisoner
    8.2/10(57 votes)

    #19 - Prisoner

    S3:E6

    Major Nick Bradley returns to Brussels to co-ordinate resistance activities whilst waiting for the Allies’ final push, and clashes with Monique over leadership of Lifeline. A tense time is in store for Lifeline when Alain is arrested, and Bradley decides to make a deal with a German officer to try to get him out of Gestapo headquarters. However, the officer demands one million francs in exchange for Alain’s freedom.

    Director:Tristan de Vere Cole
    Writer:Robert Barr

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  20. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 8 - Just Light the Blue Touch-Paper
    8.2/10(59 votes)

    #20 - Just Light the Blue Touch-Paper

    S3:E8

    As Bradley’s army remains in hiding along the Dutch border, he and Natalie become closer as they work together planning the raid on the V2 site. To increase his chances of success, Bradley must try to obtain the rocket delivery schedule and plans to get the information by dining with Kessler at the Candide…. Meanwhile, Reinhardt is rapidly closing in on Lifeline, with Natalie as his chief suspect.

    Director:Michael E. Briant
    Writer:John Brason

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  21. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 3 - Radishes With Butter
    8.3/10(86 votes)

    #21 - Radishes With Butter

    S1:E3

    The Jewish population of Brussels is being systemically deported according to colour-coded identification papers developed by the Germans. Curtis becomes involved with a Jewish family hiding out in the city and asks Lisa if Lifeline can help, but Lisa is unwilling to put the line, which is supposed to help RAF evaders not Jews, at risk. Curtis himself is still under suspicion by Albert, when Lisa’s uncle, bank manager Gaston Colbert, identifies Belgian banknotes he brought over from London as forgeries. Kessler obtains some of the notes, and realises that they are too accurate to be real and have been made by the Belgian treasury plates, which were evacuated to London before the German invasion. He believes that the notes will bring him closer to Lifeline.

    Director:Paul Annett
    Writer:John Brason

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  22. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 5 - Second Chance
    8.3/10(76 votes)

    #22 - Second Chance

    S1:E5

    The safety of Lifeline is at risk when Albert deduces that the Candide is being watched by a Gestapo spy, while Lisa continues to resent Curtis’ presence and his domineering take-charge manner. A wounded RAF evader, Finch, finds sanctuary with Hans Van Broecken, a Dutchman who lives on a barge with his wife Lena. Finch plans to desert the army and escape to Switzerland and finds a kindred spirit in Hans, who is in fact German and deserted during the First World War. Hans plans to take Finch to Switzerland himself on the barge, but Lifeline becomes involved when Lena receives a visit from her niece – Natalie. However, helping evaders escape to comfortable Swiss internment is not Lifeline’s purpose, and how can Finch be involved with Lifeline with the Candide under German surveillance?

    Director:Paul Annett
    Writer:James Andrew Hall

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  23. Secret Army Season 1 Episode 14 - Good Friday
    8.3/10(73 votes)

    #23 - Good Friday

    S1:E14

    As Easter approaches, a monk from a local order, Father Girard, visits the Candide to hear Andree’s confession and also overhears a conversation about an evader. He offers his assistance to Lisa, who gratefully agrees that the airman can be hidden in the abbey over Easter. At the abbey, the head of the order, Father Pierre, is happy to help Lifeline, however another of the brothers, Brother Anselm, strongly believes that the order should not endanger itself by getting involved with the resistance and misguidedly contacts Kessler.

    Director:Paul Annett
    Writer:John Brason

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  24. Secret Army Season 2 Episode 3 - Lucky Piece
    8.3/10(64 votes)

    #24 - Lucky Piece

    S2:E3

    Lifeline must work overtime when a heavy storm downs several British planes on their way back from a bombing raid on Berlin. Natalie comes into contact with Major Nicholas Bradley, a British officer on a special assignment, who is uncooperative and highly critical of Lifeline’s security when he follows her all the way back to the Candide. It seems that Bradley’s concern is well founded, as an undercover Gestapo man is also tailing Natalie.

    Director:Viktors Ritelis
    Writer:Robert Barr

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  25. Secret Army Season 3 Episode 3 - Revenge
    8.3/10(56 votes)

    #25 - Revenge

    S3:E3

    An assassination attempt has been made on Hitler, and Kessler believes that Reinhardt is involved in the conspiracy. He begins to gather information that he hopes will provide his colleague’s guilt. Meanwhile, Albert becomes aware that the Communists are once more out to get Lifeline, and that he is their target.

    Director:Roger Cheveley
    Writer:N.J. Crisp

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Worst Episodes Summary

"What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?" is the worst rated episode of "Secret Army". It scored 4.1/10 based on 34 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/22/1979. This episode scored 3.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Not According to Plan".