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Every episode of Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby!

Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby is a satirical New Zealand television series, created and written by Danny Mulheron, Dave Armstrong and Tom Scott. It stars David McPhail as the titular Mr Gormsby, whose politically incorrect attitudes and "old school" teaching style clash and contrast with the environment at the fictional Tepapawai High School. The show pokes fun at the New Zealand education system but also at modern New Zealand social attitudes more generally. Two seasons have so far been made; the first was broadcast in 2005 on TV ONE in New Zealand and the ABC TV in Australia. The second series was shown in New Zealand in 2006 and in Australia, on ABC2, April 2008. DVDs of the series are sold in Australia through the ABC Shop. The program was filmed at two disused schools in the suburbs of Lower Hutt: the first season at Wainuiomata College and the second at Petone College.

Genre:Comedy
Network:TVNZ 1

Top Episode Highlight

The best episode of "Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby" is "Period Five: The Retarded Boy", rated 8.9/10 from 11 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Period Five: The Retarded Boy" aired on 6/3/2005 and is rated 0.4 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Period Two: Comrade Gormsby".

  • Period Five: The Retarded Boy
    8.9/10 11 votes

    #1 - Period Five: The Retarded Boy

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2005-06-03

    Dasent finds out how much money he can make from having physically and mentally handicapped boys at Tepapawai. A reatarded boy joins the school and causes hassle for all the teachers. Eventually Gormsby straightens him out and Steve ruins Dasent's plans with some loud insults.

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  • Period Two: Comrade Gormsby
    8.5/10 8 votes

    #2 - Period Two: Comrade Gormsby

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2005-05-13

    The other staff don't like Gormsby and try to get him fired. When Dasent refuses the staff strike and he gives in. But Gormsby learns some tricks from Hohepa's Uncle Dion to get himself reemployed.

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  • Period Three: The Slave Trade
    8.5/10 8 votes

    #3 - Period Three: The Slave Trade

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2006-04-10

    Hohepa is offered a contract to play rugby at a private school, which leads Dasent to see lucrative possibilities for Tepapawai by selling his Polynesian pupils to the highest bidder.

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  • Period One: The Appalling Mr Gormsby
    8.3/10 10 votes

    #4 - Period One: The Appalling Mr Gormsby

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2005-05-06

    A new relief teacher is required and the only person is Mr Gormsby. He trys to discipline a student physically and gets in trouble. When the student acts out again he threatens another to get a confession.

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  • Period Five: Camp Tepapawai
    8.2/10 5 votes

    #5 - Period Five: Camp Tepapawai

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2006-04-24

    The school camp funds vanish in suspicious circumstances, but Gormsby isn't about to let the boys miss out.

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  • Period Three: Human Relationships
    8.1/10 8 votes

    #6 - Period Three: Human Relationships

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2005-05-20

    One of the boys is having sex with a teacher and an investigation begins after a used condom is found. Agnes aborts Steve's baby.

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  • Period Four: Open Day
    8.0/10 7 votes

    #7 - Period Four: Open Day

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2005-05-27

    It's Open Day at Tepapawai and everyones got something to do except 5F. Steve is mucking round with his new video cameras, Fenn is doing an interpretive dance. 5F are put on car park duty. Everything goes wrong with switched videos, new computers lighting the school on fire and Agnes trying to commit suicide.

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  • Period One: Heads Will Roll
    8.0/10 6 votes

    #8 - Period One: Heads Will Roll

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2006-03-27

    Dasent is released from the mental hospital and returns to his roll as principal. Steve leaves, Gormsby is rehired as the new Guidance Counsellor. Steve returns and Gormsby goes back to teaching 5F

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  • Period Two: Crime And Punishment
    8.0/10 6 votes

    #9 - Period Two: Crime And Punishment

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2006-04-03

    The Police are investigating Steve's car being lit on fire. Steve is arrested and Hohepa confesses. Hohepa returns to 5F as punishment.

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  • Period Four: Dancing With The Staff
    8.0/10 6 votes

    #10 - Period Four: Dancing With The Staff

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 2006-04-17

    Gormsby uses the school dance as an opportunity to teach his boy some etiquette, Hakanui's gambling gets worse, and Hohepa needs a car to impress his girlfriend.

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  • Period Seven: The ERO Parade
    7.9/10 8 votes

    #11 - Period Seven: The ERO Parade

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2005-06-17

    The ERO Report is finally delivered revealing that two teachers must go. News that one of the teachers has a terminal illness sends the fragile Dasent's spirits soaring.

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  • Period Six: An Inspector Calls
    7.6/10 5 votes

    #12 - Period Six: An Inspector Calls

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2006-05-01

    The school is in danger of being closed following a report from Marion Patterson. The staff all band together to actually try to appear to be doing a decent job of teaching. Can they save Tepapawai?

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  • Period Six: Coon Tunes
    7.5/10 10 votes

    #13 - Period Six: Coon Tunes

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2005-06-10

    Dasent needs to impress Marion Patterson from the ERO so organises a special talent show. He wants the boys from 5F to do a hip-hop act but Gormsby prefers something a bit different - Coon Tunes.

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  • Period Seven: For Whom The Bell Tolls
    7.2/10 6 votes

    #14 - Period Seven: For Whom The Bell Tolls

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2006-05-08

    Marion breaks off her engagement with Roger and Tepapawai's future is not looking good. Steve is up to his old tricks and only thinking of himself. But the boys soon sort things.

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