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The Worst Episodes of Simon & Simon

A.J. Simon is a polished fellow with a taste for classic cars and tailored suits. Rick Simon is his less refined (but still pleasant) older...

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  1. 6.3/10(56 votes)

    #1 - The Mickey Mouse Mob

    S4:E19

    A candidate in a major union election hires Rick and AJ to find his wife and child he deserted years ago, the search gets the Simons involved with the bosses of both the East and West coast ties to the mob.

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  2. 6.3/10(49 votes)

    #2 - The Blue Chip Stomp

    S5:E13

    The Simons help Town and a high school basketball coach when the teams star is accused of murdering a college recruiter.

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  3. 6.4/10(57 votes)

    #3 - Act Five

    S5:E22

    When the Simons find out their client has used them to cheat his wife out of her rightful settlement, they enlist the help of Town's cousin to set up a scam to get even.

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  4. 6.5/10(60 votes)

    #4 - Bloodlines

    S3:E15

    While the Simons are looking for a stolen horse, they uncover some revealing information about the racing accident that had killed their client's father years before.

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  5. 6.6/10(61 votes)

    #5 - The Wrong Stuff

    S3:E17

    An innocent young woman fears her future will be ruined when a producer turns a movie she made as a teenager into an x-rated film and gives it wide distribution.

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  6. 6.6/10(52 votes)

    #6 - The Third Eye

    S5:E3

    A writer asks to be an apprentice P.I. to get background information for his book and then he is framed.

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    Director:Burt Kennedy
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  8. 6.6/10(45 votes)

    #7 - The Last Harangue

    S5:E23

    AJ runs for the city council while Rick investigates his opponent's alleged toxic waste dumping and murder.

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    Director:Burt Kennedy
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  9. 6.6/10(54 votes)

    #8 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree

    S5:E24

    When hoods try to steal the family journal, Rick and AJ are prompted to go to Boston (with cousin Elizabeth) and trace the family tree, where they learn about pairs of Simon brothers down through the ages. Wayne (AJ) and Mad Benedict (Rick) Simon and their mother (Cecelia) in revolution-era Boston. 1775 and 1776 Sir Francis (AJ) and Black Jack (Rick) Simon and their mother Evangeline (Cece) in Pirate's Key, Florida. 1692 Orville (AJ) and Wilbur (Rick) Simon, shoe salesmen from Buffalo (owners of Simon Brothers shoes) in 1986.

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  10. 6.6/10(50 votes)

    #9 - You, Too, Can Be a Detective

    S7:E3

    Rick gets a telephone call from a girl who is inspired by his book and does some detective work herself, only to be arrested. Her eagerness equals trouble to have around, but it turns out she's right, and the Simons wish they'd taken her hunch more serious a lot earlier.

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  11. 6.6/10(51 votes)

    #10 - Play It Again, Simon

    S8:E10

    There's a 40 year old ""LOST"" manuscript to be found and A.J. is excited about the idea of one more story from his favorite detective novelist, even if it means going to L.A., where he finds everything strange, while Rick never wanted the job to begin with.

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  12. 6.7/10(59 votes)

    #11 - Break a Leg, Darling

    S4:E8

    A stage actress is threatened when feuding with her co-star and ex-husband.

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    Director:Kim Manners
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  13. 6.7/10(51 votes)

    #12 - The Skull of Nostradamus

    S5:E5

    An apprentice witch seeks Rick and AJ's help when she is threatened, but the case gets tricky when events seem to be influenced by the supernatural.

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  14. 6.7/10(56 votes)

    #13 - Sunrise at Camp Apollo

    S5:E12

    The guys pose as camp counselors at a camp for street kids, as a favor to Town.

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  15. 6.8/10(69 votes)

    #14 - Room 3502

    S2:E21

    A panic sticken husband comes to the Simons when he finds his wife has vanished from their hotel room overnight.

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  16. 6.8/10(48 votes)

    #15 - Mobile Home of the Brave

    S5:E15

    A cameraman is pursued by the mob and involves a charming family on vacation in their mobile home at a theme park.

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    Director:Burt Kennedy
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  17. 6.8/10(48 votes)

    #16 - D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    S5:E21

    Rick and AJ help a couple of friends who claim they want a divorce, but act otherwise.

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  18. 6.8/10(52 votes)

    #17 - Simon & Simon and Associates

    S8:E2

    When Rick's truck is stolen, the publicity about the Simons' much talked about capture of the thief attracts more trouble with business they can hardly handle, bringing associates into the firm seems to make Rick bossy while it makes A.J. uncomfortable.

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  19. 6.9/10(64 votes)

    #18 - Bail Out

    S3:E4

    AJ goes undercover as a tennis pro when he and Rick are hired by an executive's widow to investigate the parachute ""accident"" that had killed her husband.

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  20. 6.9/10(58 votes)

    #19 - Heels and Toes

    S3:E16

    AJ's broken wrist puts him and Rick in position to help a dancer, a ballerina by day and an exotic dancer by night, who is accused of murdering her roommate.

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    Director:Georg Fenady
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  21. 6.9/10(54 votes)

    #20 - Harm's Way

    S3:E20

    A woman hires the Simons to find a man she claims is her ex-husband, but when they find him, the larger-than-life Brian Harm's, he recuits them into his world of espionage and international intrigue.

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  22. 6.9/10(57 votes)

    #21 - Simon Without Simon (1)

    S4:E16

    When they accidentally solve ""the crime of the century"" Rick and AJ accept the lucrative, but separate, job offers that result from the publicity, but things don't go as planned when they're ambushed and framed for espionage and attempted murder.

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  23. 6.9/10(59 votes)

    #22 - Slither

    S4:E18

    AJ is undercover as a coach to check out a teen's drug habits, then when she runs away, he feels responsible, but when he and Rick try to bring her home, her street friends find a nasty way to fight back.

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  24. 6.9/10(61 votes)

    #23 - Love and/or Marriage

    S5:E1

    A wedding sets the stage, as Rick falls in love with their client (who suspects her husband is having an affair) and AJ proposes to Liz.

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  25. 6.9/10(56 votes)

    #24 - First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers

    S8:E11

    Woody Grant, John Channing, and Mark Fordham are all involved in an insider trading scheme using information gained from Woody's father's company. When Woody tells John he wants out, he ends up dead. His grieving father hires Rick and A.J. to investigate, and the two manage to finger John as the killer, but their mother's new beau Doug McKenna is an old Channing family friend, and ends up defending him in court, and in his attempt to defend a client he believes is innocent, he has to rip both A.J. and Rick apart on the stand. John is acquited of the crime, and the Simon brothers come under investigation. They manage to convince Lloyd Grant to keep them on the case, but they're going nowhere until Mark also tells John he wants out, and ends up being thrown off a walkway at the university library. They go to Doug with what they know, and the three hatch a plan to catch Channing at his own game.

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  26. 7.0/10(69 votes)

    #25 - Design for Killing

    S2:E17

    A clothing design house, featuring a top teen model, hires the Simons to protect its new fall line from being stolen by a rival firm.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Mickey Mouse Mob" is the worst rated episode of "Simon & Simon". It scored 6.3/10 based on 56 votes. Directed by Sigmund Neufeld Jr. and written by N/A, it aired on 2/14/1985. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Blue Chip Stomp".