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The Best Episodes of Sirens

Every episode of Sirens ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Sirens!

The Best Episodes of Sirens

A comedy that follows three Chicago EMTs who despite their narcissistic and self-destructive personalities are uniquely qualified to save lives.

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  1. Background image for Johnny Nightingale
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Johnny Nightingale

    S2:E2

    The murky relationship between the caregiver and the cared-for is exposed when Johnny encounters an overly grateful patient and Brian agrees to escort an injured young woman to her prom.

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    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Let Pythons Be Pythons

    S2:E7

    A car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger; and Billy accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.

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    Director:John Enbom
  3. Background image for Hypocritical Oath
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Hypocritical Oath

    S2:E8

    After saving a local mobster, Brian encourages the guys to make changes in the rig. Hank considers the worst person he has ever helped. Billy looks for a neighborhood pony.

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    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Charbroiled

    S2:E9

    A drunken brawl among sports fans reverberates at a family barbecue, where disputes occur over a new gas grill.

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    Director:John Enbom
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    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Balls

    S2:E10

    Johnny, Theresa, Billy and Maeve begin to play tennis together; Cash helps Hank shop for his mother's birthday gift; Brian rides along with Voodoo and Stats.

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    Director:Bob Fisher
  6. Background image for Famous Last Words
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Famous Last Words

    S1:E4

    A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

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  8. Background image for The Finger
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - The Finger

    S1:E6

    Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Till Jeff Do Us Part
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Till Jeff Do Us Part

    S1:E7

    Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

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    Director:Jason Ensler
  10. Background image for There's No ''I'' in Cream
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - There's No ''I'' in Cream

    S1:E9

    While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

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    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Shotgun Wedding

    S1:E10

    Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  12. Background image for Briandipity
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Briandipity

    S2:E3

    The guys consider ideas of fate and serendipity when random events occur; Johnny is upset to learn that Theresa does not believe destiny had a hand in their being together.

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    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Screw the One Percent

    S2:E6

    Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord; Billy helps Brian work through heartbreak.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  14. Background image for Six Feet Over/Under
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Six Feet Over/Under

    S2:E11

    Johnny and his mom deal with his dad's slipping into a coma in very different ways: He tries to repay an old debt while she places bets on what time her former husband will die. In other events, the guys can't rid themselves of an unfortunate earworm.

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    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - No Love

    S2:E12

    After observing the respect that Theresa receives on the job, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.

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    Director:Steve Pink
  16. Background image for Sub-Primal Fears
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Sub-Primal Fears

    S2:E13

    In the Season 2 finale, the guys treat a man who fears hospitals. In other events, Brian confronts his fear of moving out; and Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.

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    Director:Steve Pink
  17. Background image for All the Single Ladies
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - All the Single Ladies

    S2:E5

    Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  18. Background image for Superdick
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #17 - Superdick

    S2:E1

    When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new "territory." Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.

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    6.6/10(5 votes)

    #18 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts.

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    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for A Bitch Named Karma
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #19 - A Bitch Named Karma

    S1:E2

    A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

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  21. Background image for Transcendual
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #20 - Transcendual

    S2:E4

    The guys treat an overly-ambitious gym rat; Johnny and Hank get free passes at a health club; Voodoo tests Brian's limits.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  22. Background image for Rachel McAdams Topless
    5.0/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Rachel McAdams Topless

    S1:E3

    A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

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    5.0/10(3 votes)

    #22 - Alcohol Related Injury

    S1:E5

    After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

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  24. Background image for Itsy Bitsy Spider
    5.0/10(2 votes)

    #23 - Itsy Bitsy Spider

    S1:E8

    After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Johnny Nightingale" is the best rated episode of "Sirens". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Michael Blieden and written by Erik Durbin, it aired on 1/27/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Let Pythons Be Pythons".