7.1/10160 votesLoading...#1 - Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2014
While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts.
Director: Victor Nelli Jr.
Writer: N/A
7.2/10136 votesLoading...#2 - A Bitch Named Karma
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/6/2014
A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.
Director: Michael Blieden
Writer: Denis Leary, Bob Fisher
7.2/1070 votesLoading...#3 - No Love
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 4/7/2015
After observing the respect that Theresa receives on the job, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.
Director: Steve Pink
Writer: Erik Durbin
7.3/10111 votesLoading...#4 - Famous Last Words
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/20/2014
A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.
Director: Michael Blieden
Writer: Denis Leary, Bob Fisher
7.3/10114 votesLoading...#5 - Alcohol Related Injury
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/27/2014
After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Denis Leary, Bob Fisher
7.3/1096 votesLoading...#6 - There's No ''I'' in Cream
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/24/2014
While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.
Director: Steven K. Tsuchida
Writer: Josh Lieb
7.3/1074 votesLoading...#7 - Six Feet Over/Under
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 3/31/2015
Johnny and his mom deal with his dad's slipping into a coma in very different ways: He tries to repay an old debt while she places bets on what time her former husband will die. In other events, the guys can't rid themselves of an unfortunate earworm.
Director: Richie Keen
Writer: Bob Fisher, Denis Leary
7.4/1098 votesLoading...#8 - Itsy Bitsy Spider
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2014
After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.
Director: Steven K. Tsuchida
Writer: Ken Rogerson
7.4/1080 votesLoading...#9 - Hypocritical Oath
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2015
After saving a local mobster, Brian encourages the guys to make changes in the rig. Hank considers the worst person he has ever helped. Billy looks for a neighborhood pony.
Director: Jaime Eliezer Karas
Writer: Sarah Walker
7.4/1083 votesLoading...#10 - Charbroiled
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2015
A drunken brawl among sports fans reverberates at a family barbecue, where disputes occur over a new gas grill.
Director: John Enbom
Writer: Ken Rogerson
7.6/1096 votesLoading...#11 - Briandipity
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2015
The guys consider ideas of fate and serendipity when random events occur; Johnny is upset to learn that Theresa does not believe destiny had a hand in their being together.
Director: Michael Blieden
Writer: Spencer Sloan
7.6/1093 votesLoading...#12 - Transcendual
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2015
The guys treat an overly-ambitious gym rat; Johnny and Hank get free passes at a health club; Voodoo tests Brian's limits.
Director: Richie Keen
Writer: Annabel Oakes
7.6/1086 votesLoading...#13 - Let Pythons Be Pythons
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2015
A car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger; and Billy accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.
Director: John Enbom
Writer: Sarah Walker
7.6/1080 votesLoading...#14 - Balls
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2015
Johnny, Theresa, Billy and Maeve begin to play tennis together; Cash helps Hank shop for his mother's birthday gift; Brian rides along with Voodoo and Stats.
Director: Bob Fisher
Writer: Spencer Sloan
7.7/10108 votesLoading...#15 - Superdick
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/27/2015
When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new "territory." Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.
Director: Jaime Eliezer Karas
Writer: Erik Durbin
7.7/1088 votesLoading...#16 - Screw the One Percent
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/24/2015
Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord; Billy helps Brian work through heartbreak.
Director: Richie Keen
Writer: Mark Blecha
7.7/1073 votesLoading...#17 - Sub-Primal Fears
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 4/14/2015
In the Season 2 finale, the guys treat a man who fears hospitals. In other events, Brian confronts his fear of moving out; and Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.
Director: Steve Pink
Writer: Annabel Oakes
7.8/1097 votesLoading...#18 - Till Jeff Do Us Part
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/10/2014
Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.
Director: Jason Ensler
Writer: Erik Durbin
7.9/10136 votesLoading...#19 - Rachel McAdams Topless
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/13/2014
A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Jim Serpico, Tom Sellitti
7.9/10104 votesLoading...#20 - The Finger
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/3/2014
Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.9/10101 votesLoading...#21 - Johnny Nightingale
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 1/27/2015
The murky relationship between the caregiver and the cared-for is exposed when Johnny encounters an overly grateful patient and Brian agrees to escort an injured young woman to her prom.
Director: Michael Blieden
Writer: Erik Durbin
7.9/1091 votesLoading...#22 - All the Single Ladies
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2015
Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.
Director: Richie Keen
Writer: Annabel Oakes
8.0/1099 votesLoading...#23 - Shotgun Wedding
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 5/1/2014
Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.
Director: Richie Keen
Writer: Erik Durbin
The Worst Episodes of Sirens
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A comedy that follows three Chicago EMTs who despite their narcissistic and self-destructive personalities are uniquely qualified to save lives.
Genre:Comedy
Network:USA Network
Worst Episodes Summary
"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "Sirens". It scored 7.1/10 based on 160 votes. Directed by Victor Nelli Jr. and written by N/A, it aired on 3/6/2014. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Bitch Named Karma".