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The Best Episodes of Smartypants

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Smartypants Season 1 Episode 1 - Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables
    8.4/10(37 votes)

    S1:E1

    Trapp tries to find the happiest birthday. Demi talks about allyship. Vic asks what are vegetables.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 4 - Birds, Celebrities, Bodies
    8.2/10(34 votes)

    S1:E4

    Fumi elucidates why birds might steal your girl. Janie advocates for celebrity elections. Paul pitches how he would make bodies better.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Smartypants Season 3 Episode 3 - Choppedness Cannot Be Outrun
    8.1/10(15 votes)

    S3:E3

    Dylan discusses representatwin. Vivian puts the slay in legislature. Kylie warns of the robot wars.

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  4. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 5 - Groundhog Day, WNBA, The Ocean
    8.0/10(29 votes)

    S1:E5

    Paul investigates who the mastermind of "Groundhog Day" is. Kimia argues why the WNBA is better than the NBA. Zach explains why the ocean sucks.

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  5. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 2 - Wrestling & Drag, Cryptids, Eggs
    7.8/10(34 votes)

    S1:E2

    Jess explains why wrestling and drag are the same. Jacob analyzes which cryptid is the best to blaze with. Katie expounds why eggs are the best.

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  6. Smartypants Season 3 Episode 7 - A Rorschach Test But On Their Face
    7.8/10(5 votes)

    S3:E7

    Danielle ends anti-glasses propaganda. Zeke rates White rappers. Joey reevaluates Columbus Day.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 3 - Swing Music, Emails, The Moon
    7.7/10(30 votes)

    S1:E3

    Ross argues for a swing music revival. Alexis demonstrates how to write the perfect email. Raph proposes why the United States should bomb the moon.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 9 - Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie
    7.7/10(18 votes)

    S1:E9

    Jacquis asserts that Michael Jordan was a good baseball player. Carlos explores how realistic 90s family sitcoms were. Cynthia proves that God is a woman. Tao ranks charcuterie board elements.

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  9. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 5 - Grocery Stores, Society, Parents
    7.6/10(17 votes)

    S2:E5

    Hank organizes grocery stores. Paul improves society. Lorena bets on her parents' attention.

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  10. Smartypants Season 3 Episode 1 - The Rules of Content
    7.6/10(20 votes)

    S3:E1

    Tao reimagines the Olympics. Amanda exalts raunchy novels. Kwesi criticizes the English language.

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  11. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 6 - Theater Kids, Cicadas, Honorary Degrees
    7.5/10(26 votes)

    S1:E6

    Anna asks if society should forgive theater kids. Sara asserts that cicadas should be the symbol of the USA. Ryan tries to receive an honorary degree.

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  12. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 7 - Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls
    7.5/10(22 votes)

    S1:E7

    Jon contends that current politics have ruined movie presidents. Carolyn reveals the history of Zzyzx. Grant rhapsodizes about rollercoasters. Pallavi exposes night owl discrimination.

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  13. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 8 - Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist
    7.4/10(21 votes)

    S1:E8

    Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail video game.

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  14. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 1 - Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination
    7.4/10(22 votes)

    S2:E1

    Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well.

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  15. Smartypants Season 3 Episode 5 - Tax the Tall
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    S3:E5

    Jordan decriminalizes feet. Jerah asserts short king supremacy. Brett explains chill allyship.

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  16. Smartypants Season 3 Episode 6 - You Cannot Be You Without Yourself
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    S3:E6

    Rachel argues for Rumspringa. Maame-Yaa creates a new dating app. Joey praises solo movie viewing.

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  17. Smartypants Season 3 Episode 4 - The Power of Words
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    S3:E4

    Angela pleads for consistent sizing. Kendhal reveals a surprising connection. Josh weaponizes words.

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  18. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 2 - Food Captain, Names, Action Star
    7.1/10(16 votes)

    S2:E2

    Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed instructs how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 6 - Crows, Anime, Parties
    6.9/10(8 votes)

    S2:E6

    Vinny teaches crow history. Ryan swipes right on otakus. Katie reveals how to be the best guest.

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  20. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 8 - Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    S2:E8

    Lily supports gender equality. Tai honors a Native American icon. Cameron praises Sarah Connor.

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  21. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 4 - February, Concerts, Monsters
    6.8/10(11 votes)

    S2:E4

    Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters.

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  22. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 7 - Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing
    6.7/10(9 votes)

    S2:E7

    Kristen justifies bullying kids. Phil demystifies bedbugs. Ify advocates for kissing the homies.

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  23. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 13 - Dinner Parties, Variants, Men
    6.6/10(7 votes)

    S2:E13

    Anna throws the perfect dinner party. Shayne battles himself. Jordan investigates men for lesbians.

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  24. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 3 - Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs
    6.5/10(14 votes)

    S2:E3

    James connects hip hop to finances. Elaine makes intimacy bases. Caldwell wants a hot dog anywhere.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 10 - Smoking, Movies, Cooking
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    S2:E10

    Siobhan argues teens should smoke. Joan champions mouse cinema. Hector explains why cooking sucks.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables" is the best rated episode of "Smartypants". It scored 8.4/10 based on 37 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/25/2024. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Birds, Celebrities, Bodies".