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The Best Episodes of Smartypants

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Smartypants Season 2 Episode 10 - Smoking, Movies, Cooking
    7.5/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Smoking, Movies, Cooking

    S2:E10

    Siobhan argues teens should smoke. Joan champions mouse cinema. Hector explains why cooking sucks.

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  2. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 5 - Grocery Stores, Society, Parents
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Grocery Stores, Society, Parents

    S2:E5

    Hank organizes grocery stores. Paul improves society. Lorena bets on her parents' attention.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 13 - Dinner Parties, Variants, Men
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Dinner Parties, Variants, Men

    S2:E13

    Anna throws the perfect dinner party. Shayne battles himself. Jordan investigates men for lesbians.

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  4. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 1 - Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables
    6.7/10(3 votes)

    #4 - Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables

    S1:E1

    Trapp tries to find the happiest birthday. Demi talks about allyship. Vic asks what are vegetables.

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  5. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 9 - Uniforms, Therapy, Reboots
    6.0/10(3 votes)

    #5 - Uniforms, Therapy, Reboots

    S2:E9

    David promotes uniforms. Alexis tricks men to get therapy. Demi pitches his reboot for "Big."

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  6. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 2 - Wrestling & Drag, Cryptids, Eggs
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Wrestling & Drag, Cryptids, Eggs

    S1:E2

    Jess explains why wrestling and drag are the same. Jacob analyzes which cryptid is the best to blaze with. Katie expounds why eggs are the best.

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  7. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 5 - Groundhog Day, WNBA, The Ocean
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Groundhog Day, WNBA, The Ocean

    S1:E5

    Paul investigates who the mastermind of "Groundhog Day" is. Kimia argues why the WNBA is better than the NBA. Zach explains why the ocean sucks.

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  8. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 1 - Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination
    5.5/10(4 votes)

    #8 - Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination

    S2:E1

    Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well.

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  9. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 7 - Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing

    S2:E7

    Kristen justifies bullying kids. Phil demystifies bedbugs. Ify advocates for kissing the homies.

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  10. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 8 - Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton

    S2:E8

    Lily supports gender equality. Tai honors a Native American icon. Cameron praises Sarah Connor.

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  11. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 3 - Swing Music, Emails, The Moon
    4.5/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Swing Music, Emails, The Moon

    S1:E3

    Ross argues for a swing music revival. Alexis demonstrates how to write the perfect email. Raph proposes why the United States should bomb the moon.

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  12. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 4 - Birds, Celebrities, Bodies
    4.5/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Birds, Celebrities, Bodies

    S1:E4

    Fumi elucidates why birds might steal your girl. Janie advocates for celebrity elections. Paul pitches how he would make bodies better.

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  13. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 6 - Theater Kids, Cicadas, Honorary Degrees
    4.5/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Theater Kids, Cicadas, Honorary Degrees

    S1:E6

    Anna asks if society should forgive theater kids. Sara asserts that cicadas should be the symbol of the USA. Ryan tries to receive an honorary degree.

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  14. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 7 - Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls
    4.5/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls

    S1:E7

    Jon contends that current politics have ruined movie presidents. Carolyn reveals the history of Zzyzx. Grant rhapsodizes about rollercoasters. Pallavi exposes night owl discrimination.

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  15. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 2 - Food Captain, Names, Action Star
    4.3/10(3 votes)

    #15 - Food Captain, Names, Action Star

    S2:E2

    Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed instructs how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero.

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  16. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 3 - Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs
    4.0/10(3 votes)

    #16 - Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs

    S2:E3

    James connects hip hop to finances. Elaine makes intimacy bases. Caldwell wants a hot dog anywhere.

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  17. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 8 - Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist
    1.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist

    S1:E8

    Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail video game.

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  18. Smartypants Season 1 Episode 9 - Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie
    1.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie

    S1:E9

    Jacquis asserts that Michael Jordan was a good baseball player. Carlos explores how realistic 90s family sitcoms were. Cynthia proves that God is a woman. Tao ranks charcuterie board elements.

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  19. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 4 - February, Concerts, Monsters
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - February, Concerts, Monsters

    S2:E4

    Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters.

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  20. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 6 - Crows, Anime, Parties
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Crows, Anime, Parties

    S2:E6

    Vinny teaches crow history. Ryan swipes right on otakus. Katie reveals how to be the best guest.

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  21. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 11 - Outer Space, Child Labor, The Alphabet
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Outer Space, Child Labor, The Alphabet

    S2:E11

    Alyssa thinks exploring space is useless. Max defends child labor. Ele finds the sexiest letter.

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  22. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 12 - Cereal Mascots, Categorization, Cult Classics
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Cereal Mascots, Categorization, Cult Classics

    S2:E12

    Jiavani rebrands cereal mascots. Chad examines personality tests. Courtney raves over Grease 2.

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  23. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 14 - Stereotypes, Tardiness, Reality TV
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Stereotypes, Tardiness, Reality TV

    S2:E14

    Peter explores Asian excellence. Mano ends lateness. Izzy celebrates The Real Housewives.

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  24. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 15 - Puzzles, Siblings, Mysteries
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Puzzles, Siblings, Mysteries

    S2:E15

    Anna evaluates word puzzles. Priscilla rates sibling combos. Chris solves the ultimate mystery.

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  25. Smartypants Season 2 Episode 16 - Cut for Time: Secret Agenda Items
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Cut for Time: Secret Agenda Items

    S2:E16

    Take a look at all the secret agenda items that were cut from season 2 of Smartypants.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Smoking, Movies, Cooking" is the best rated episode of "Smartypants". It scored 7.5/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/10/2025. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "Grocery Stores, Society, Parents".