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Trapp tries to find the happiest birthday. Demi talks about allyship. Vic asks what are vegetables.

Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables

Jess explains why wrestling and drag are the same. Jacob analyzes which cryptid is the best to blaze with. Katie expounds why eggs are the best.

Wrestling & Drag, Cryptids, Eggs

Ross argues for a swing music revival. Alexis demonstrates how to write the perfect email. Raph proposes why the United States should bomb the moon.

Swing Music, Emails, The Moon

Fumi elucidates why birds might steal your girl. Janie advocates for celebrity elections. Paul pitches how he would make bodies better.

Birds, Celebrities, Bodies

Paul investigates who the mastermind of "Groundhog Day" is. Kimia argues why the WNBA is better than the NBA. Zach explains why the ocean sucks.

Groundhog Day, WNBA, The Ocean

Anna asks if society should forgive theater kids. Sara asserts that cicadas should be the symbol of the USA. Ryan tries to receive an honorary degree.

Theater Kids, Cicadas, Honorary Degrees

Jon contends that current politics have ruined movie presidents. Carolyn reveals the history of Zzyzx. Grant rhapsodizes about rollercoasters. Pallavi exposes night owl discrimination.

Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls

Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail video game.

Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist

Jacquis asserts that Michael Jordan was a good baseball player. Carlos explores how realistic 90s family sitcoms were. Cynthia proves that God is a woman. Tao ranks charcuterie board elements.

Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie

Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well.

Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination

Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed instructs how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero.

Food Captain, Names, Action Star

James connects hip hop to finances. Elaine makes intimacy bases. Caldwell wants a hot dog anywhere.

Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs

Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters.

February, Concerts, Monsters

Hank organizes grocery stores. Paul improves society. Lorena bets on her parents' attention.

Grocery Stores, Society, Parents

Vinny teaches crow history. Ryan swipes right on otakus. Katie reveals how to be the best guest.

Crows, Anime, Parties

Kristen justifies bullying kids. Phil demystifies bedbugs. Ify advocates for kissing the homies.

Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing

Lily supports gender equality. Tai honors a Native American icon. Cameron praises Sarah Connor.

Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton

David promotes uniforms. Alexis tricks men to get therapy. Demi pitches his reboot for "Big."

Uniforms, Therapy, Reboots

Siobhan argues teens should smoke. Joan champions mouse cinema. Hector explains why cooking sucks.

Smoking, Movies, Cooking

Alyssa thinks exploring space is useless. Max defends child labor. Ele finds the sexiest letter.

Outer Space, Child Labor, The Alphabet

Jiavani rebrands cereal mascots. Chad examines personality tests. Courtney raves over Grease 2.

Cereal Mascots, Categorization, Cult Classics

Anna throws the perfect dinner party. Shayne battles himself. Jordan investigates men for lesbians.

Dinner Parties, Variants, Men

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The Best Seasons of Smartypants

The Best Seasons of Smartypants

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