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Comedy mockumentary following the independent cross-border body as they deal with bodies crossing the border, be they human, animal or fish.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One
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Season 1

  • Hearts and Minds
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    Hearts and Minds

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2018

    Does a plank across a stream constitute an illegal border crossing? Is chorizo still legal in Northern Ireland? Thankfully the SBP are here to provide information and clarification.

    Director: Iain Davidson

    Writer: N/A

  • The Eyes of the World
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    The Eyes of the World

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/9/2018

    The SBP are alert and ready to deal with any border situation. These include deciding if an abandoned fish is a Free State fish or property of the Queen, the Continuity Nine County Sovereignty Committee striving to unify the nine counties of Ulster and identifying animals by their accents. They also deal with a hen party whose Greek member does not have her passport and a report of a tourist from the Continent urinating in a bush.

    Director: Iain Davidson

    Writer: N/A

  • Not all Heroes Wear Capes
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    Not all Heroes Wear Capes

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2018

    Complex territorial issues addressed by the independent organisation monitoring the thin dotted line between the EU and the UK. The Patrollers carry out a suspiciously lengthy strip-search on a smuggler, dispose of some controlled explosives with a controlled explosion, and suffer some contentious fallout from a visit to a Mexican restaurant. Meanwhile, the 'virtual border' gets a real grilling from a BBC reporter.

    Director: Iain Davidson

    Writer: N/A