NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - The Eyes of the World
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/9/2018
The SBP are alert and ready to deal with any border situation. These include deciding if an abandoned fish is a Free State fish or property of the Queen, the Continuity Nine County Sovereignty Committee striving to unify the nine counties of Ulster and identifying animals by their accents. They also deal with a hen party whose Greek member does not have her passport and a report of a tourist from the Continent urinating in a bush.
Director: Iain Davidson
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#2 - Not all Heroes Wear Capes
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2018
Complex territorial issues addressed by the independent organisation monitoring the thin dotted line between the EU and the UK. The Patrollers carry out a suspiciously lengthy strip-search on a smuggler, dispose of some controlled explosives with a controlled explosion, and suffer some contentious fallout from a visit to a Mexican restaurant. Meanwhile, the 'virtual border' gets a real grilling from a BBC reporter.
Director: Iain Davidson
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#3 - Embrace All Possibilities
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2019
Post-Brexit the team deal with smugglers, protests and queries from concerned citizens.
Director: Keri Collins
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#4 - We've Got Your Backs
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/15/2019
On all terrains they are out in all weathers, and there's big excitement for border resident Penny when megastar meteorologist Barra Best visits her village.
Director: Keri Collins
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#5 - Appearance Is Everything
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/22/2019
Head of the digital border Niall Sweeney showcases some new technology he is developing for the Soft Border Patrol. Ben and Kris encounter an unusual group, chief executive Lisa McCoy deals with an important London visitor, and the Continuity Nine County Sovereignty Committee put a new plan into action and finally embrace the ballot box.
Director: Keri Collins
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#6 - The Most Important Nothing in Europe
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/1/2019
Common sense issues like potholes are top of the list for Ben and Kris. Conor and Tracy investigate a local loophole, and Lisa visits everyone's favourite Uncle - Hugo Duncan.
Director: Keri Collins
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#7 - The Light That Guides You Through
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/8/2019
An Edinburgh politician suggests closer links between Scotland and Northern Ireland - but is it a bridge too far for the SBP? Tracy channels her femme fatale as she and Connor appear on French TV. A mouthy US online talk show host grills Niall. And Ben is stopped in his tracks when his favourite singer is subject to a random check.
Director: Keri Collins
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#8 - Collaboration
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/22/2020
With equal marriage legal in Northern Ireland, Ben and Kris encounter equal rights on the border when they meet Hector, the divorce lawyer. The Continuity Nine gang is back with new plans to unite Ulster by harnessing water power, and TV legend Gerry Kelly has a bone to pick with Laurence Lyle.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#9 - The Finer Details
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/29/2020
With Brexit over the line, Lisa meets with her political neighbours, as an Irish politician arrives from Dublin. Niall’s new in car technology throws up a few surprises, and football legend Jackie Fullerton has some advice for the patrollers.
Director: N/A
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#10 - Uncertainty
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/7/2020
The coastal patrol try to get Michael to come clean when they catch him smuggling illicit washing powder. Niall Sweeney’s feasibility study into the possible bridge between Northern Ireland and Scotland includes some explosive revelations for visiting Scottish politician Erskine Forbes, and Ben and Kris learn not all acronyms are scary.
Director: N/A
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#11 - Change
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/20/2020
With Brexit, change is on the way. Laurie and Lisa consider a Soft Border Patrol rebrand. Kirsty and Louise are not buzzing about Michael the smuggler's latest scam. Meanwhile, Penny is bricking it about the climate emergency.
Director: N/A
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6.2/107 votesLoading...#12 - Hearts and Minds
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2018
Does a plank across a stream constitute an illegal border crossing? Is chorizo still legal in Northern Ireland? Thankfully the SBP are here to provide information and clarification.
Director: Iain Davidson
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of Soft Border Patrol
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Comedy mockumentary following the independent cross-border body as they deal with bodies crossing the border, be they human, animal or fish.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One
Worst Episodes Summary
"The Eyes of the World" is the worst rated episode of "Soft Border Patrol". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Iain Davidson and written by N/A, it aired on 3/9/2018. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Not all Heroes Wear Capes".