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The Best Episodes of Square Pegs

Every episode of Square Pegs ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Square Pegs!

Two awkward freshmen desperate to fit try to adjust to life at Weemawee High School.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Best Episodes Summary

"Muffy's Bat Mitzvah" is the best rated episode of "Square Pegs". It scored 8.7/10 based on 163 votes. Directed by Terry Hughes, Kim Friedman and written by N/A, it aired on 11/29/1982. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "To Serve Weemawee All My Days".

  • Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
    8.7/10163 votes
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    #1 - Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/29/1982

    When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

    Director: Terry Hughes, Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • To Serve Weemawee All My Days
    8.4/10144 votes
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    #2 - To Serve Weemawee All My Days

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/7/1983

    Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • A Cafeteria Line
    8.3/10150 votes
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    #3 - A Cafeteria Line

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1982

    The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • No Substitutions
    8.3/10162 votes
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    #4 - No Substitutions

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 2/14/1983

    A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • Pac Man Fever
    8.2/10153 votes
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    #5 - Pac Man Fever

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/1982

    Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • The Arrangement
    8.2/10140 votes
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    #6 - The Arrangement

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/7/1983

    Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

    Director: Craig Richard Nelson

    Writer: Anne Beatts

  • Open 24 Hours
    8.0/10148 votes
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    #7 - Open 24 Hours

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/22/1982

    Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
    8.0/10142 votes
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    #8 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1982

    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • It's All How You See Things
    7.9/10142 votes
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    #9 - It's All How You See Things

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/27/1982

    Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • Merry Pranksters
    7.9/10140 votes
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    #10 - Merry Pranksters

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 1/10/1983

    To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • It's Academical
    7.9/10140 votes
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    #11 - It's Academical

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/24/1983

    Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • The Stepanowicz Papers
    7.9/10140 votes
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    #12 - The Stepanowicz Papers

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/31/1983

    Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: N/A

  • No Joy in Weemawee
    7.9/10140 votes
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    #13 - No Joy in Weemawee

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 2/21/1983

    Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • Halloween XII
    7.8/10158 votes
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    #14 - Halloween XII

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1982

    An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • Weemaweegate
    7.8/10150 votes
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    #15 - Weemaweegate

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/1982

    Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • Hardly Working
    7.8/10142 votes
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    #16 - Hardly Working

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/13/1982

    Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • Pilot
    7.7/10166 votes
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    #17 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/1982

    Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Anne Beatts

  • A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
    7.7/10146 votes
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    #18 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/20/1982

    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • Square Pigskins
    7.5/10145 votes
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    #19 - Square Pigskins

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1982

    Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • A Simple Attachment
    7.5/10147 votes
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    #20 - A Simple Attachment

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/1982

    Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: N/A