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The Best Episodes of Square Pegs

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The Best Episodes of Square Pegs

Two awkward freshmen desperate to fit try to adjust to life at Weemawee High School.

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    #1 - Pilot

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    Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

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    Director:Kim Friedman
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    #2 - A Cafeteria Line

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    The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

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    Director:Kim Friedman
    Writer:N/A
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    #3 - Pac Man Fever

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    Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

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    #4 - Square Pigskins

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    Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

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    #5 - Halloween XII

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    An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

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    #6 - A Simple Attachment

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    Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

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    Director:Terry Hughes
    Writer:N/A
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    #7 - Weemaweegate

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    Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

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    Director:Kim Friedman
    Writer:N/A
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    #8 - Open 24 Hours

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    Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

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    Director:Kim Friedman
    Writer:N/A
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    #9 - Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

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    When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

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    Writer:N/A
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    #10 - Hardly Working

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    Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

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    #11 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

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    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

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    #12 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

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    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

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    #13 - It's All How You See Things

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    Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

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    Director:Kim Friedman
    Writer:N/A
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    #14 - Merry Pranksters

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    To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

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    Director:Kim Friedman
    Writer:N/A
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    #15 - It's Academical

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    Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

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    #16 - The Stepanowicz Papers

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    Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

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    Director:Terry Hughes
    Writer:N/A
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    #17 - To Serve Weemawee All My Days

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    Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

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    #18 - No Substitutions

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    A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

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    #19 - No Joy in Weemawee

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    Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

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    Director:N/A
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    #20 - The Arrangement

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    Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "Square Pegs". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Kim Friedman and written by Anne Beatts, it aired on 9/27/1982. This episode scored NaN points higher than the second highest rated, "A Cafeteria Line".