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Two awkward freshmen desperate to fit try to adjust to life at Weemawee High School.

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Season 1

  • Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
    8.8/10169 votes

    Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/29/1982

    When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

    Director: Kim Friedman, Terry Hughes

    Writer: Unknown

  • A Cafeteria Line
    8.5/10156 votes

    A Cafeteria Line

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1982

    The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Unknown

  • To Serve Weemawee All My Days
    8.5/10147 votes

    To Serve Weemawee All My Days

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/7/1983

    Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • Pac Man Fever
    8.4/10158 votes

    Pac Man Fever

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/1982

    Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • No Substitutions
    8.3/10167 votes

    No Substitutions

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 2/14/1983

    A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • The Arrangement
    8.3/10145 votes

    The Arrangement

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/7/1983

    Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

    Director: Craig Richard Nelson

    Writer: Anne Beatts

  • Open 24 Hours
    8.2/10151 votes

    Open 24 Hours

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/22/1982

    Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Unknown

  • No Joy in Weemawee
    8.2/10142 votes

    No Joy in Weemawee

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 2/21/1983

    Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

    Director: Unknown

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • The Stepanowicz Papers
    8.1/10142 votes

    The Stepanowicz Papers

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/31/1983

    Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Unknown

  • Hardly Working
    8.0/10145 votes

    Hardly Working

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/13/1982

    Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • It's All How You See Things
    8.0/10146 votes

    It's All How You See Things

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/27/1982

    Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Unknown

  • Merry Pranksters
    8.0/10143 votes

    Merry Pranksters

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 1/10/1983

    To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Unknown

  • It's Academical
    8.0/10142 votes

    It's Academical

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/24/1983

    Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • Square Pigskins
    7.9/10148 votes

    Square Pigskins

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1982

    Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Andy Borowitz

  • Weemaweegate
    7.9/10153 votes

    Weemaweegate

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/1982

    Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Unknown

  • A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
    7.9/10148 votes

    A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1982

    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • Pilot
    7.8/10173 votes

    Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/1982

    Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: Anne Beatts

  • Halloween XII
    7.8/10162 votes

    Halloween XII

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1982

    An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

  • A Simple Attachment
    7.7/10149 votes

    A Simple Attachment

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/1982

    Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Unknown

  • A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
    7.6/10152 votes

    A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/20/1982

    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

    Director: Terry Hughes

    Writer: Marjorie Gross