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The Best Episodes of St. Elsewhere Season 5

Every episode of St. Elsewhere Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of St. Elsewhere Season 5!

St. Elsewhere is an American medical drama television series that originally ran on NBC from October 26, 1982 to May 25, 1988. The series starred...
Genre:Drama
Network:NBC

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Where There's Hope, There's Crosby" is the best rated episode of "St. Elsewhere" season 5. It scored 8.6/10 based on 49 votes. Directed by Bruce Paltrow and written by Tom Fontana, John Masius, it aired on 9/24/1986. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "When You Wish Upon a Scar".

  • Where There's Hope, There's Crosby
    8.6/1049 votes

    #1 - Where There's Hope, There's Crosby

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/1986

    A depressed Father Joseph McCabe returns to St. Eligius; Morrison receives a visitor from Seattle; Dr. Craig seeks help for his injured hand from an old classmate; one of Axelrod's patients awakens in the morgue; and Luther plays musical air conditioners.

    Director: Bruce Paltrow

    Writer: Tom Fontana, John Masius

  • When You Wish Upon a Scar
    8.2/1041 votes

    #2 - When You Wish Upon a Scar

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1986

    Wade tries to get a grip on her marital problems; Fiscus throws an engagement party for Morrison; Rosenthal figures out the self-serving Griffin; and John Doe #6 returns.

    Director: Mark Tinker

    Writer: John Tinker

  • A Room With a View
    8.5/1041 votes

    #3 - A Room With a View

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/1986

    Dr. Craig behaves boorishly to his replacement, Dr. Paulette Kiem; Birch finds a radioactive patient; Papandrao claims Ehrlich as an escort to a family birthday party; a friend of Fiscus' is admitted with a major stroke; and a hospital neighbor becomes very upset when she observes Dr. Craig's imminent departure.

    Director: Eric Laneuville

    Writer: N/A

  • Brand New Bag
    8.1/1046 votes

    #4 - Brand New Bag

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/1986

    The Craigs try out yet another new maid; fellow employees stab Luther in the back; Axelrod is embarrassed and rude about a patient's colostomy; and Fiscus helps Mr. Ewell's daughter take him home to die.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Eric Overmyer

  • You Beta Your Life
    8.1/1043 votes

    #5 - You Beta Your Life

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1986

    Dr. Westphall helps a terminally ill teenager reach his parents; Griffin plays Birch and Novino off against each other to escape blame in a patient's death; Morrison calls Chandler on it when Dr. Turner gets involved in a dispute involving a sick child; and Dr. Craig tries to start his memoirs.

    Director: Mark Tinker

    Writer: Tom Fontana, John Masius, Mark Tinker

  • Not My Type
    7.7/1044 votes

    #6 - Not My Type

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1986

    Dr. Turner faces a dilemma as she performs surgery on a Jehovah's Witness, who has forbidden any blood transfusions; Griffin takes positive steps to blame Birch for the patient's death; Ehrlich announces his night with Papandrao; and Dr. Craig's new typist encourages him to use his imagination.

    Director: Allan Arkush

    Writer: N/A

  • Up and Down
    8.0/1047 votes

    #7 - Up and Down

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1986

    Lizzie gets involved with Griffin; a man falls while trying to scale the hospital; Luther befriends a bag lady with Tourette's Syndrome; and John Doe #6 disappears with Dr. Craig's book.

    Director: Mark Tinker

    Writer: N/A

  • Nothing Up My Sleeve
    7.6/1043 votes

    #8 - Nothing Up My Sleeve

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1986

    Mandatory drug testing causes a deep division of opinion; Morrison is haunted by his day at the prison; Axelrod is assigned to guide a 14-year-old medical student around; Griffin gets a warning from Dr. Westphall about hurting Lizzie; and Dr. Craig tries to perform magic tricks for some young patients and his housekeeper.

    Director: Allan Arkush

    Writer: Norma Safford Vela

  • After Life
    8.9/1077 votes

    #9 - After Life

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/26/1986

    Dr. Fiscus is shot. Afterwards, he experiences the afterlife and meets some old friends. Such people include old patients who died in the hospital, a few in limbo and a couple in heaven. However, he is condemed to hades and finds Dr. White swiming in circles for all eternity in a boat with only one oar. Meamwhile, the docs at St. Eligus try their hardest to keep Fiscus alive.

    Director: Mark Tinker

    Writer: N/A

  • Once Upon a Mattress
    7.7/1044 votes

    #10 - Once Upon a Mattress

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/3/1986

    Fiscus awakens but is deeply depressed, despite a visit from his father; Dr. Craig returns to work and his office, disregarding Dr. Kiem's feelings; Dr. Westphall decides to stop seeing Novino and his moving man comes in for a penile implant.

    Director: Allan Arkush

    Writer: N/A

  • Lost Weekend
    7.7/1042 votes

    #11 - Lost Weekend

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/1986

    Dr. Westphall tries to help an alcoholic poet he once admired; Dr. Craig puts his usual worst foot forward as he tries to persuade the Soviets to release Masha's husband; Rosenthal confronts McPhail about her drug problem; and Ehrlich makes friends with Papandrao's new boyfriend.

    Director: Eric Laneuville

    Writer: Tom Fontana, John Masius, Eric Overmyer

  • Cold War
    7.6/1045 votes

    #12 - Cold War

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1/7/1987

    Dr. Turner finds her confidence shaken when she learns her new patient, about to undergo a risky transfusion procedure, has a malpractice suit pending at another hospital; Dr. Peltrovich arrives but has trouble getting licensed to practice medicine; and Morrison explodes during a mock war with paint guns.

    Director: Peter Medak

    Writer: N/A

  • Russian Roulette
    7.9/1045 votes

    #13 - Russian Roulette

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1/14/1987

    Dr. Craig becomes jealous when Dr. Peltrovich is finally allowed to pursue his work with lasers; Fiscus experiences an emotional rollercoaster as he returns to work with a critical leukemia patient; and Ehrlich hits highs and lows as he accepts his ""Orphan of the Year"" award.

    Director: Helaine Head

    Writer: N/A

  • Visiting Daze
    7.5/1045 votes

    #14 - Visiting Daze

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 1/21/1987

    Axelrod allows Novino and Griffin to override his judgement; Dr. Kiem worries about her long distance marriage as she tries to help an inseparable couple make a final farewell; Luther tries to help Polly make it through a day without her medication; and Ehrlich goes to great lengths to confirm the Oseranskys' story.

    Director: Eric Laneuville

    Writer: N/A

  • Getting Ahead
    8.4/1040 votes

    #15 - Getting Ahead

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 1/28/1987

    Novino uncovers a pathologist selling body parts when one of her patients dies; Dr. Westphall learns that Lizzie is pregnant; Chandler and a visiting private practitioner learn something from each other, and John Doe #6 surfaces again, along with Craig's novel.

    Director: Allan Arkush

    Writer: Tom Fontana, John Masius, Eric Overmyer

  • Jose, Can You See?
    8.5/1048 votes

    #16 - Jose, Can You See?

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 2/4/1987

    Novino tangles again with Chandler about admitting a blind street person who's not really sick; Dr. Auschlander learns he has a son he never knew; the Craigs face their grief all over again when Ellen offers Griffin a place to stay; and Wade fears for her future when she learns she needs glasses.

    Director: Eric Laneuville

    Writer: N/A

  • Schwarzwald
    7.9/1041 votes

    #17 - Schwarzwald

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 2/11/1987

    Rosenthal tries to help her obese daughter cope with her problems; Axelrod's father brings a dog to the hospital for chemotherapy; Dr. Turner reluctantly reveals the ultrasound results to a couple looking for the perfect baby; and Dr. Westphall continues to try and find a way to keep the hospital open.

    Director: Allan Arkush

    Writer: N/A

  • You Again?
    8.3/1044 votes

    #18 - You Again?

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 2/18/1987

    Morrison testifies at Nick Moat's parole hearing; Dr. Kiem buries herself in work when she learns her son has taken off from home and is missing; Fiscus diagnoses multiple sclerosis in an old college friend; and the rumors fly that St. Eligius is about to become a billing center for Boston General.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rites of Passage
    8.3/1045 votes

    #19 - Rites of Passage

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 2/25/1987

    Fiscus waits for a woman artificially inseminated with his sperm to give birth; three young men explore life and the hospital to relieve the boredom of their stay; Dr. Westphall relives part of his past when a childhood friend reminds him of an old pact; and Drs. Craig and Auschlander continue to search for hospital financing.

    Director: Eric Laneuville

    Writer: N/A

  • Women Unchained
    8.1/1044 votes

    #20 - Women Unchained

    Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 3/4/1987

    Shirley Daniels returns to the hospital as a patient; Mrs. Craig offers Griffin a place to stay; Chandler and Novino compete to see who can correctly diagnose a difficult patient; and Ehrlich and Papandrao face wedding rumors when they return from Mexico.

    Director: Michael Fresco

    Writer: Russ Woody

  • Good Vibrations
    6.3/1050 votes

    #21 - Good Vibrations

    Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 5/13/1987

    The representative of a foreign medical group interested in the hospital visits to absorb the psychic `aura' of the place (via flashbacks) but collapses from a heart attack before he can recommend the sale.

    Director: Bruce Paltrow

    Writer: Tom Fontana, John Masius, John Tinker

  • Slip Sliding Away
    8.1/1044 votes

    #22 - Slip Sliding Away

    Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 5/20/1987

    Luther turns sleuth to find out who is responsible for the mercy-killings; Dr. Turner takes a chance doing experimental fetal heart surgery; Axelrod gets back at Novino and Griffin; Morrison buys a gun to protect his family; Yvonne Galecki Craig comes to claim her daughter, and Ehrlich and Papandrao have second thoughts about marriage when the new owners fire everyone in the hospital.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Masius, John Tinker, Eric Overmyer

  • Last Dance at the Wrecker's Ball
    8.3/1048 votes

    #23 - Last Dance at the Wrecker's Ball

    Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 5/27/1987

    Auschlander tries to stop the demolition of St. Eligius.

    Director: Bruce Paltrow

    Writer: Tom Fontana, John Masius