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After 18 years of marriage, high school sweethearts Bill and Judy Miller still make each other laugh and try to keep their marriage intact, even when their family pulls them in different directions. Since Bill

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Still Standing Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.1/10(232 votes)

    #1 - Pilot

    S1:E1

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 2 - Still Reading
    7.2/10(193 votes)

    #2 - Still Reading

    S1:E2

    Judy is holding a book club meeting at the house, but Bill's macho behavior, including screaming and dropping pizza on the floor, gets in the way of her book discussion. Bill eventually noses himself into the club and steals Judy's attention, making her jealous because she was supposed to be ""the smart one."" She tries to take his mind off of books with sex, but that doesn't work. At the next club meeting, they fight over who gets to discuss first and end up getting kicked out of it. Judy is disappointed, but soon regains her self esteem when she finds out Bill had their son read the book for him in exchange for cash.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Ali Adler

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  3. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 5 - Still Volunteering
    7.3/10(184 votes)

    #3 - Still Volunteering

    S1:E5

    Bill and Judy's behavior at Tina's recital shames them into volunteering at her school, which leads to disaster.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 8 - Still Family
    7.3/10(176 votes)

    #4 - Still Family

    S1:E8

    Annoyed with Linda's statement that her family doesn't spend any quality time together, Judy tries to gather everyone together for a family night playing games. Problem is no one is remotely interested, which frustrates Judy. She leaves the house, and in an effort to please his wife Bill decides to take the family to the planetarium. On their way out, Bill is reminded that the bowling team tryouts are tonight, and juggles between bowling with his family and bowling with his friends until Judy catches him. The only thing that keeps them from leaving is a lunatic family playing on the next alley that insists they're competing, which they weren't (until they decide to take on the challenge and lose).

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 12 - Still Bullying
    7.3/10(175 votes)

    #5 - Still Bullying

    S1:E12

    Lauren is forbidden from attending her first school dance as a punishment for bullying, which Judy recalls falling victim to as a teen. Lauren, though, has evidence of a double standard after Bill lets it slip that Judy used to tease a girl by calling her ""Gina-so-smelly.""

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Carla Filisha

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  6. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 21 - Still Mom
    7.3/10(180 votes)

    #6 - Still Mom

    S1:E21

    Bill proves himself too eager to please when his master-of-the-guilt-trip mother pays a surprise visit. That is, until Judy suggests he stop placating the woman and start ignoring her, a strategy that ends up backfiring on Bill when he hurts his mom's feelings and she runs away.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 15 - Still Flirting
    7.3/10(175 votes)

    #7 - Still Flirting

    S2:E15

    Judy discovers that ""boys night out"" consists of flirting with a waitress at the local restaurant. However, when Judy informs Bill that the pretty, young waitress is really an overworked, single mother, Bill accuses Judy of being jealous – until he learns of her flirtation with the mailman.

    Director:Robert Berlinger
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 22 - Still Champions
    7.3/10(174 votes)

    #8 - Still Champions

    S2:E22

    When Tina is invited to a birthday party for the daughter of former Chicago Bear Willie Gault, she refuses to go, but Judy and Bill attend anyway to meet their childhood hero. But when Bill accidentally walks out with Gault's Super Bowl ring, the Millers get a chance to live the high life when merchants think Bill is a former Super Bowl winner.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Still Standing Season 3 Episode 16 - Still Not the One
    7.3/10(170 votes)

    #9 - Still Not the One

    S3:E16

    Bill and Judy are so ecstatic to hear that Bill's mother, Louise, is going to marry her boyfriend that Judy agrees to be her maid of honor. However, the nuptials are put in jeopardy when Louise's ex-husband, Al, wants to stop the wedding and win Louise back. Meanwhile, Linda is disheartened when Perry continues to postpone their wedding due to his music career.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 9 - Still Thankful
    7.4/10(184 votes)

    #10 - Still Thankful

    S1:E9

    Tensions run high in the Miller household as Judy's steadily bickering parents visit for Thanksgiving, and things only get worse when the couple announce they're extending their already unwelcome stay by a week. Linda, meanwhile, tackles cooking the traditional turkey dinner in hopes of winning some praise.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 18 - Still Sisters
    7.4/10(176 votes)

    #11 - Still Sisters

    S1:E18

    After Linda meets a nice man and goes out with him hours after being dumped by another guy, Judy advises her not to go so fast. Linda and Judy have a fight, where Judy is blamed to always be nosing on her sister's life. Judy then decides to let her sister live her own life, and as a result she starts overcontrolling her children's lives with all the extra time she has in her hands. When they can't take it anymore, Bill decides to get the two back together and establish peace in the family.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 9 - Still Dreaming
    7.4/10(176 votes)

    #12 - Still Dreaming

    S2:E9

    Bill gets the bright idea to have Lauren profile her Aunt Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren helping Linda fulfill her dream of designing and selling fashions for goose lawn ornaments. Meanwhile, Judy becomes jealous of the time that her little sis and eldest daughter are spending together and spitefully dismisses their business venture, predicting it will lay an egg.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 14 - Still Bill's Dad
    7.4/10(175 votes)

    #13 - Still Bill's Dad

    S2:E14

    While visiting from Florida, Bill's macho father, Al Miller, decides he wants to spend some quality time with his son so he makes plans to re-create a past bowhunting trip he took Bill on as a child to toughen the boy up. Brian, meanwhile, sharpens his math skills as he prepares to compete in the Math Olympics.

    Director:Robert Berlinger
    Writer:Tom Martin

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  14. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 16 - Still Groping
    7.4/10(174 votes)

    #14 - Still Groping

    S2:E16

    When Bill's mother, Louise, introduces the family to her new boyfriend, Johnny, Bill is ecstatic that she has someone to occupy her time. But the happiness is short-lived as Bill and Judy become suspicious that Johnny, an investment counselor to senior citizens, is bilking Louise out of her life savings. So, the Miller twosome arrange to have dinner with the guy, during which they start to put aside their worries about him – until he squeezes Judy's rear end.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Still Standing Season 3 Episode 4 - Still Winning
    7.4/10(177 votes)

    #15 - Still Winning

    S3:E4

    Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion player. Meanwhile, Judy starts spending time with Fitz now that Linda is engaged and doesn't have much time for her.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Adam F. Goldberg

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  16. Still Standing Season 3 Episode 8 - Still Cruising
    7.4/10(174 votes)

    #16 - Still Cruising

    S3:E8

    Judy is tricked into doing more group activities than she planned when she tries to improve her relationship with her mother-in-law against Bill's advice. Judy is thrilled when Louise invites her on a cruise only to discover, to Bill's delight, that her sneaky mother-in-law has duped her. Now, Judy finds herself traveling with Louise's women's group, The Red Hat Society, which consists of women aged 50 and above. Judy must somehow find a way to let Louise down without hurting her feelings.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Still Standing Season 3 Episode 13 - Still Advising
    7.4/10(173 votes)

    #17 - Still Advising

    S3:E13

    Bill convinces Linda to take his advice instead of Judy's when he tells her to let her fiancé pursue his dream of making a music video even though he hasn't written the song yet. At first Judy enjoys the down time she has now that her sister is going to Bill for advice. But Judy finds herself with her hands full when Perry decides to postpone the nuptials and spend all the wedding money on the video. Meanwhile, Brian agrees to let Lauren give him a makeover in order to impress a girl, and ends up missing half an eyebrow.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Still Standing Season 4 Episode 1 - Still Losin' It
    7.4/10(185 votes)

    #18 - Still Losin' It

    S4:E1

    Brian has returned from his summer abroad and he should be excited about starting his senior year of high school, but he left his heart in Italy and can't stop thinking about the girl he met. Meanwhile, Linda's so desperate to keep Perry from a long-term gig on the road that she resorts to injuring him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 6 - Still Cheering
    7.5/10(183 votes)

    #19 - Still Cheering

    S1:E6

    Brian joins the school football team, but quits because the other kids are picking on him. He decides to do cheer-leading instead, but Bill is unsure about Brian's decision. Judy tells Bill that they need to try to support him, whatever he does.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 7 - Still Cheating
    7.5/10(175 votes)

    #20 - Still Cheating

    S1:E7

    Bill befriends Linda's new boyfriend, Eric, but unfortunately, she walks in on him with another woman in the shower and dumps him. Bill's feeling lonely now that Judy told him he couldn't see Eric, but all it takes is one phone call for Bill to start sneaking around behind Judy's back to hang out with him. All is well until Eric says he can't go to a hockey game with Bill as promised and Bill later sees him on TV at the game. When Linda gets back together with him, Judy's surprised by Bill's negative reaction, which breaks down the whole chain of lies.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 10 - Still Scalping
    7.5/10(179 votes)

    #21 - Still Scalping

    S1:E10

    Judy takes Bill's advice to feign a shared interest with her boss to get a promotion. What she receives, though, are opera tickets for the same night as a big hockey game. Linda, meanwhile, happily volunteers to chaperone Lauren's sleepover party.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Still Standing Season 1 Episode 19 - Still Changing
    7.5/10(182 votes)

    #22 - Still Changing

    S1:E19

    Bill and Linda meet some Bill's old high school buddies, who since then has turned his life around. Bill says his wife changed him, which leads into an argument between him and Linda about how they changed each other. Bill decides to grow back his old mustache and smoke cigars, while Linda goes back to hanging out with her drunk friend from high school. After realizing that maybe changing does come for the better, they both go back to their usual selves.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 1 - Still Negotiating
    7.5/10(174 votes)

    #23 - Still Negotiating

    S2:E1

    After Judy and Bill order Lauren to drop basic math and take a more difficult algebra class, her bad attitude about schoolwork multiplies and the conflict between Lauren and her parents increases exponentially. Judy and Bill then try to solve the problem using the art of negotiation.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writers:Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs

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  24. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 2 - Still Driving
    7.5/10(177 votes)

    #24 - Still Driving

    S2:E2

    Bill finds out that Brian has been taking driving lessons and decides to teach how to drive before his 16th birthday. Although Brian has pretty good skill behind the wheel, Bill keeps insisting that he should behave more manlike. Judy secretly steps in and takes over teaching Brian, which Bill finds out after Brian does courtesy waves and hold him back on a sudden break after he buys him a 1981 ""Mystery Machine""-like van.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Still Standing Season 2 Episode 6 - Still Shoplifting
    7.5/10(175 votes)

    #25 - Still Shoplifting

    S2:E6

    Judy's fear that Lauren is hanging out with the wrong crowd is confirmed when Lauren gets caught shoplifting. Although Judy doesn't believe Lauren's claim of innocence, Bill convinces her to give their daughter the benefit of the doubt. When it seems that Lauren has stolen again, Bill and Judy's parenting abilities are pushed to the limit.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "Still Standing". It scored 7.1/10 based on 232 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/30/2002. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Still Reading".