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The Worst Episodes of Teachers Only

Every episode of Teachers Only ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Teachers Only!

Teachers Only is an NBC television sitcom centered around the faculty of a high school; in the first season the school was Millard Fillmore High...
Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC

Worst Episodes Summary

"Diana, Substitute Mother" is the worst rated episode of "Teachers Only". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Peter Baldwin and written by N/A, it aired on 4/14/1982. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Dreyfuss Affair".

  • Diana, Substitute Mother
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    #1 - Diana, Substitute Mother

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/14/1982

    Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Dreyfuss Affair
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    #2 - The Dreyfuss Affair

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/21/1982

    Two female students set Dreyfuss up, claiming he made a pass at one of them.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: Michael Weinberger

  • Cooper's Grab for Gusto
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    #3 - Cooper's Grab for Gusto

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/28/1982

    Cooper begins to delegate responsibilities to Brody after the untimely demise of a colleague.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Quote, Unquote
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    #4 - Quote, Unquote

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/5/1982

    Diana is in hot water when she reveals her candid views on premarital sex in the school magazine.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Make-Up Test
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    #5 - The Make-Up Test

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/12/1982

    Diana's decision to fail a student is vetoed by Cooper, who made a deal with the youth's father.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • I've Got a Crush on You
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    #6 - I've Got a Crush on You

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/26/1982

    Diana tutors a handsome football star who's got a crush on her.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Once and Future Teacher
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    #7 - The Once and Future Teacher

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 6/2/1982

    Consumed by paper work and committee assignments, Diana considers leaving the teaching profession.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Guns and Butter
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    #8 - Guns and Butter

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 6/9/1982

    A survey by a district specialist may result in program and personnel cuts at the school.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Rose
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    #9 - The Rose

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 2/12/1983

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Rose
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    #10 - The Rose

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/12/1983

    Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Larry Tucker

  • Cooper's Arrangement
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    #11 - Cooper's Arrangement

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/19/1983

    Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: April Kelly

  • Take This Job and Shove It
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    #12 - Take This Job and Shove It

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/26/1983

    With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: April Kelly

  • Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition
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    #13 - Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/5/1983

    A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.

    Director: Rod Daniel

    Writer: April Kelly

  • Rex, the Wonder Husband
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    #14 - Rex, the Wonder Husband

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/12/1983

    Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Larry Tucker

  • Teacher's Pet
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    #15 - Teacher's Pet

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/1983

    Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Take the Money and Run
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    #16 - Take the Money and Run

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 4/2/1983

    Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Otherwise Engaged
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    #17 - Otherwise Engaged

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 4/9/1983

    Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.

    Director: Rod Daniel

    Writer: N/A

  • Beetlemania
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    #18 - Beetlemania

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 4/16/1983

    To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.

    Director: Mel Ferber

    Writer: April Kelly

  • Leather and Lace
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    #19 - Leather and Lace

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/1983

    A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: N/A

  • It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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    #20 - It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 4/30/1983

    Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid
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    #21 - Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 5/7/1983

    Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.

    Director: Rod Daniel

    Writer: N/A

  • Loss of Innocence
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    #22 - Loss of Innocence

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 5/14/1983

    Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: April Kelly