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The Best Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons

Every episode of The Almighty Johnsons ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons!

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The...
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Top Episode Ratings Summary

"The End of the World As We Know It" is the best rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 8.9/10 based on 75 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/26/2013. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Man-Flu".

  • The End of the World As We Know It
    8.9/1075 votes
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    #1 - The End of the World As We Know It

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/2013

    If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Man-Flu
    8.6/1059 votes
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    #2 - Man-Flu

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 4/18/2012

    Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Does This Look Like Asgard?
    8.6/1059 votes
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    #3 - Does This Look Like Asgard?

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 5/23/2012

    On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice
    8.5/1079 votes
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    #4 - Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/11/2011

    The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • Magical Fluffy Bunny World
    8.5/1056 votes
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    #5 - Magical Fluffy Bunny World

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 5/2/2012

    A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Damn Fine Woman
    8.4/1065 votes
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    #6 - A Damn Fine Woman

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/28/2012

    Axl returns from a fancy-dress party in women's clothing and falls asleep still wearing his outfit - and wakes up in the morning to find he has become female.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • You Call This the Real World?
    8.4/1053 votes
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    #7 - You Call This the Real World?

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 5/16/2012

    Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world comes to an unexpected end of the line.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • An Orchard of Trees
    8.4/1061 votes
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    #8 - An Orchard of Trees

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 7/4/2013

    Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Unleash the Kraken!
    8.4/1057 votes
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    #9 - Unleash the Kraken!

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 8/1/2013

    Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Typical Auckland God
    8.4/1056 votes
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    #10 - Typical Auckland God

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 8/15/2013

    A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: N/A

  • Late to the Point of Knowledge
    8.4/1040 votes
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    #11 - Late to the Point of Knowledge

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 9/19/2013

    Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
    8.3/1081 votes
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    #12 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/2011

    It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • I Can Give You Frigg
    8.3/1069 votes
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    #13 - I Can Give You Frigg

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/28/2011

    The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Rachel Lang

  • Everything Starts With Gaia
    8.3/1064 votes
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    #14 - Everything Starts With Gaia

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 4/25/2012

    Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
    8.2/1064 votes
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    #15 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/4/2011

    What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • Death's Cleansing Embrace
    8.2/1053 votes
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    #16 - Death's Cleansing Embrace

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/21/2012

    Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Like the Beserkers of Old
    8.2/1050 votes
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    #17 - Like the Beserkers of Old

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/25/2013

    As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Asparagus is Kicking In
    8.2/1049 votes
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    #18 - The Asparagus is Kicking In

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 8/22/2013

    Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: N/A

  • Playing God
    8.2/1045 votes
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    #19 - Playing God

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2013

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Bit Like Buses Really
    8.2/1044 votes
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    #20 - A Bit Like Buses Really

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2013

    Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Folkmoot
    8.1/1057 votes
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    #21 - Folkmoot

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/4/2012

    After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Then on to Norsewood
    8.1/1047 votes
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    #22 - And Then on to Norsewood

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 8/8/2013

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mike in the Mirror
    8.1/1045 votes
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    #23 - Mike in the Mirror

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/29/2013

    Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • You Gotta Love Life, Babe
    8.0/1075 votes
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    #24 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/2011

    Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Rachel Lang

  • Frigg Magnet
    8.0/1057 votes
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    #25 - Frigg Magnet

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2012

    Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A