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The Best Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The...

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  1. 10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - God's Gift to Zebras

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    S1:E3

    One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

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  2. 10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Bad Things Happen

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    S1:E7

    Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.

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  3. 10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - I Can Give You Frigg

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    S1:E8

    The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

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  4. 10.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

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    S1:E9

    What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

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    Director:Mark Beesley
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  5. 9.5/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice

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    S1:E10

    The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

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    Director:Mark Beesley
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  6. 8.9/10(79 votes)

    #6 - The End of the World As We Know It

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    S3:E13

    If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.

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  8. 8.7/10(62 votes)

    #7 - Man-Flu

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    S2:E8

    Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.

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  9. 8.7/10(62 votes)

    #8 - Does This Look Like Asgard?

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    S2:E13

    On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.

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  10. 8.6/10(59 votes)

    #9 - Magical Fluffy Bunny World

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    S2:E10

    A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.

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  11. 8.6/10(64 votes)

    #10 - An Orchard of Trees

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    S3:E1

    Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.

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  12. 8.5/10(47 votes)

    #11 - A Bit Like Buses Really

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    S3:E11

    Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

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  13. 8.5/10(43 votes)

    #12 - Late to the Point of Knowledge

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    S3:E12

    Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.

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  14. 8.4/10(68 votes)

    #13 - A Damn Fine Woman

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    S2:E5

    Axl returns from a fancy-dress party in women's clothing and falls asleep still wearing his outfit - and wakes up in the morning to find he has become female.

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  15. 8.4/10(56 votes)

    #14 - You Call This the Real World?

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    S2:E12

    Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world comes to an unexpected end of the line.

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  16. 8.4/10(60 votes)

    #15 - Unleash the Kraken!

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    S3:E5

    Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.

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  17. 8.4/10(59 votes)

    #16 - Typical Auckland God

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    S3:E7

    A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.

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    Director:Michael Hurst
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  18. 8.4/10(52 votes)

    #17 - The Asparagus is Kicking In

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    S3:E8

    Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?

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    Director:Michael Hurst
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  19. 8.3/10(67 votes)

    #18 - Everything Starts With Gaia

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    S2:E9

    Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

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  20. 8.3/10(53 votes)

    #19 - Like the Beserkers of Old

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    S3:E4

    As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.

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  21. 8.3/10(50 votes)

    #20 - And Then on to Norsewood

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    S3:E6

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

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  22. 8.3/10(49 votes)

    #21 - Playing God

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    S3:E10

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

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  23. 8.2/10(57 votes)

    #22 - Death's Cleansing Embrace

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    Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.

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  24. 8.2/10(60 votes)

    #23 - Folkmoot

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    S2:E6

    After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

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  25. 8.2/10(48 votes)

    #24 - Mike in the Mirror

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    S3:E9

    Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

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  26. 8.1/10(62 votes)

    #25 - Frigg Magnet

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    S2:E2

    Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

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Best Episodes Summary

"God's Gift to Zebras" is the best rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/21/2011. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Bad Things Happen".