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The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 3 - God's Gift to Zebras
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - God's Gift to Zebras

    S1:E3

    One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 7 - Bad Things Happen
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Bad Things Happen

    S1:E7

    Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 8 - I Can Give You Frigg
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - I Can Give You Frigg

    S1:E8

    The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Rachel Lang

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  4. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 9 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

    S1:E9

    What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 1 - And Then She Will Come To You
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - And Then She Will Come To You

    S2:E1

    Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 2 - Frigg Magnet
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Frigg Magnet

    S2:E2

    Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 3 - Charlie Truman
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Charlie Truman

    S2:E3

    Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 4 - Death's Cleansing Embrace
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Death's Cleansing Embrace

    S2:E4

    Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 5 - A Damn Fine Woman
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - A Damn Fine Woman

    S2:E5

    Axl returns from a fancy-dress party in women's clothing and falls asleep still wearing his outfit - and wakes up in the morning to find he has become female.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 7 - Effortless Manly Coolness
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Effortless Manly Coolness

    S2:E7

    Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 8 - Man-Flu
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Man-Flu

    S2:E8

    Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 9 - Everything Starts With Gaia
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Everything Starts With Gaia

    S2:E9

    Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 10 - Magical Fluffy Bunny World
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Magical Fluffy Bunny World

    S2:E10

    A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 11 - The House of Jerome
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - The House of Jerome

    S2:E11

    As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf makes an intriguing discovery at the bottom of a bottle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 12 - You Call This the Real World?
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - You Call This the Real World?

    S2:E12

    Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world comes to an unexpected end of the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 1 - An Orchard of Trees
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - An Orchard of Trees

    S3:E1

    Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 3 - Bergerbar
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Bergerbar

    S3:E3

    Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 5 - Unleash the Kraken!
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Unleash the Kraken!

    S3:E5

    Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 6 - And Then on to Norsewood
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - And Then on to Norsewood

    S3:E6

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 10 - Playing God
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Playing God

    S3:E10

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 11 - A Bit Like Buses Really
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - A Bit Like Buses Really

    S3:E11

    Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 12 - Late to the Point of Knowledge
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Late to the Point of Knowledge

    S3:E12

    Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 13 - The End of the World As We Know It
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - The End of the World As We Know It

    S3:E13

    If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 10 - Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice
    9.5/10(2 votes)

    #24 - Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice

    S1:E10

    The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 4 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #25 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe

    S1:E4

    Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Rachel Lang

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Best Episodes Summary

"God's Gift to Zebras" is the best rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/21/2011. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Bad Things Happen".