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The Best Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons Season 3

Every episode of The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons Season 3!

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and they still have the same desires and faults that mortals do. Their lives include sibling rivalry, trying to get girls, and hanging out; but they also want to be stronger, and so they embark on a quest to fulfill an ancient prophecy in hope of gaining the full strength of their abilities.

Genres:ComedyDramaSci-Fi & Fantasy
Network:Three

Season 3 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "The Almighty Johnsons" season 3 is "An Orchard of Trees", rated 8.4/10 from 61 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "An Orchard of Trees" aired on 7/4/2013 and is rated 0.5 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "This Thing Inside".

  • An Orchard of Trees
    8.4/10 61 votes

    #1 - An Orchard of Trees

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 7/4/2013

    Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • This Thing Inside
    7.9/10 56 votes

    #2 - This Thing Inside

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 7/11/2013

    Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bergerbar
    8.0/10 48 votes

    #3 - Bergerbar

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/18/2013

    Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Like the Beserkers of Old
    8.2/10 50 votes

    #4 - Like the Beserkers of Old

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/25/2013

    As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Unleash the Kraken!
    8.4/10 57 votes

    #5 - Unleash the Kraken!

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 8/1/2013

    Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Then on to Norsewood
    8.1/10 47 votes

    #6 - And Then on to Norsewood

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 8/8/2013

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Typical Auckland God
    8.4/10 56 votes

    #7 - Typical Auckland God

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 8/15/2013

    A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: N/A

  • The Asparagus is Kicking In
    8.2/10 49 votes

    #8 - The Asparagus is Kicking In

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 8/22/2013

    Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: N/A

  • Mike in the Mirror
    8.1/10 45 votes

    #9 - Mike in the Mirror

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/29/2013

    Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Playing God
    8.2/10 45 votes

    #10 - Playing God

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2013

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Bit Like Buses Really
    8.2/10 44 votes

    #11 - A Bit Like Buses Really

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2013

    Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Late to the Point of Knowledge
    8.4/10 40 votes

    #12 - Late to the Point of Knowledge

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 9/19/2013

    Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The End of the World As We Know It
    8.9/10 75 votes

    #13 - The End of the World As We Know It

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/2013

    If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A