The Almighty Johnsons backdrop
The Almighty Johnsons poster
Comedy
Drama
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The Worst Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons

Every episode of The Almighty Johnsons ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons!

The Worst Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The...

Seasons3

  1. Background image for Folkmoot
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Folkmoot

    S2:E6

    After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for It's Kind of a Birthday Present
    7.5/10(145 votes)

    #2 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present

    S1:E1

    It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for This Is Where Duty Starts
    7.7/10(104 votes)

    #3 - This Is Where Duty Starts

    S1:E2

    Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for God's Gift to Zebras
    7.8/10(90 votes)

    #4 - God's Gift to Zebras

    S1:E3

    One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for You Gotta Love Life, Babe
    8.0/10(80 votes)

    #5 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe

    S1:E4

    Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
  6. Background image for This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
    8.0/10(81 votes)

    #6 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend

    S1:E5

    When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown
  7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 BEST Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons

    READ
  8. Background image for Bad Things Happen
    8.0/10(79 votes)

    #7 - Bad Things Happen

    S1:E7

    Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Does This Look Like Asgard?
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Does This Look Like Asgard?

    S2:E13

    On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for This Thing Inside
    8.0/10(59 votes)

    #9 - This Thing Inside

    S3:E2

    Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Bergerbar
    8.1/10(51 votes)

    #10 - Bergerbar

    S3:E3

    Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Mike in the Mirror
    8.2/10(48 votes)

    #11 - Mike in the Mirror

    S3:E9

    Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
    8.3/10(85 votes)

    #12 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms

    S1:E6

    It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
    8.3/10(68 votes)

    #13 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

    S1:E9

    What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Like the Beserkers of Old
    8.3/10(53 votes)

    #14 - Like the Beserkers of Old

    S3:E4

    As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for And Then on to Norsewood
    8.3/10(50 votes)

    #15 - And Then on to Norsewood

    S3:E6

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Playing God
    8.3/10(49 votes)

    #16 - Playing God

    S3:E10

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for I Can Give You Frigg
    8.4/10(73 votes)

    #17 - I Can Give You Frigg

    S1:E8

    The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
  19. Background image for Unleash the Kraken!
    8.4/10(60 votes)

    #18 - Unleash the Kraken!

    S3:E5

    Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Typical Auckland God
    8.4/10(59 votes)

    #19 - Typical Auckland God

    S3:E7

    A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Michael Hurst
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for The Asparagus is Kicking In
    8.4/10(52 votes)

    #20 - The Asparagus is Kicking In

    S3:E8

    Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Michael Hurst
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for A Bit Like Buses Really
    8.5/10(47 votes)

    #21 - A Bit Like Buses Really

    S3:E11

    Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Late to the Point of Knowledge
    8.5/10(43 votes)

    #22 - Late to the Point of Knowledge

    S3:E12

    Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice
    8.6/10(83 votes)

    #23 - Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice

    S1:E10

    The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for An Orchard of Trees
    8.6/10(64 votes)

    #24 - An Orchard of Trees

    S3:E1

    Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for The End of the World As We Know It
    8.9/10(79 votes)

    #25 - The End of the World As We Know It

    S3:E13

    If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.

    0 Comments
    View all
    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"Folkmoot" is the worst rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 6/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/4/2012. This episode scored 1.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "It's Kind of a Birthday Present".