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The Worst Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons

Every episode of The Almighty Johnsons ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons!

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"It's Kind of a Birthday Present" is the worst rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 7.5/10 based on 139 votes. Directed by Mark Beesley and written by N/A, it aired on 2/8/2011. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "This Is Where Duty Starts".

  • It's Kind of a Birthday Present
    7.5/10139 votes
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    #1 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2011

    It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • This Is Where Duty Starts
    7.6/1099 votes
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    #2 - This Is Where Duty Starts

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2011

    Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • God's Gift to Zebras
    7.7/1085 votes
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    #3 - God's Gift to Zebras

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/21/2011

    One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The House of Jerome
    7.7/1058 votes
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    #4 - The House of Jerome

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 5/9/2012

    As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf makes an intriguing discovery at the bottom of a bottle.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Then She Will Come To You
    7.8/1062 votes
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    #5 - And Then She Will Come To You

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/29/2012

    Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
    7.9/1077 votes
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    #6 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/7/2011

    When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • Bad Things Happen
    7.9/1074 votes
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    #7 - Bad Things Happen

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/21/2011

    Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • This Thing Inside
    7.9/1056 votes
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    #8 - This Thing Inside

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 7/11/2013

    Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • You Gotta Love Life, Babe
    8.0/1075 votes
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    #9 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/2011

    Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Rachel Lang

  • Frigg Magnet
    8.0/1057 votes
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    #10 - Frigg Magnet

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2012

    Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Charlie Truman
    8.0/1054 votes
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    #11 - Charlie Truman

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/14/2012

    Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Effortless Manly Coolness
    8.0/1059 votes
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    #12 - Effortless Manly Coolness

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 4/11/2012

    Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bergerbar
    8.0/1048 votes
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    #13 - Bergerbar

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/18/2013

    Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Folkmoot
    8.1/1057 votes
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    #14 - Folkmoot

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/4/2012

    After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Then on to Norsewood
    8.1/1047 votes
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    #15 - And Then on to Norsewood

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 8/8/2013

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mike in the Mirror
    8.1/1045 votes
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    #16 - Mike in the Mirror

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/29/2013

    Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
    8.2/1064 votes
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    #17 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/4/2011

    What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • Death's Cleansing Embrace
    8.2/1053 votes
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    #18 - Death's Cleansing Embrace

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/21/2012

    Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Like the Beserkers of Old
    8.2/1050 votes
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    #19 - Like the Beserkers of Old

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/25/2013

    As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Asparagus is Kicking In
    8.2/1049 votes
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    #20 - The Asparagus is Kicking In

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 8/22/2013

    Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: N/A

  • Playing God
    8.2/1045 votes
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    #21 - Playing God

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2013

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Bit Like Buses Really
    8.2/1044 votes
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    #22 - A Bit Like Buses Really

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2013

    Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
    8.3/1082 votes
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    #23 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/2011

    It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.

    Director: Mark Beesley

    Writer: N/A

  • I Can Give You Frigg
    8.3/1069 votes
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    #24 - I Can Give You Frigg

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/28/2011

    The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Rachel Lang

  • Everything Starts With Gaia
    8.3/1064 votes
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    #25 - Everything Starts With Gaia

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 4/25/2012

    Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A