7.5/10139 votesLoading...#1 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2011
It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.
Director: Mark Beesley
Writer: N/A
7.6/1099 votesLoading...#2 - This Is Where Duty Starts
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2011
Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.
Director: Mark Beesley
Writer: N/A
7.7/1085 votesLoading...#3 - God's Gift to Zebras
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/21/2011
One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1058 votesLoading...#4 - The House of Jerome
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 5/9/2012
As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf makes an intriguing discovery at the bottom of a bottle.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/1062 votesLoading...#5 - And Then She Will Come To You
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/29/2012
Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.9/1077 votesLoading...#6 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/7/2011
When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.
Director: Mark Beesley
Writer: N/A
7.9/1074 votesLoading...#7 - Bad Things Happen
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/21/2011
Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.9/1056 votesLoading...#8 - This Thing Inside
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 7/11/2013
Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.0/1075 votesLoading...#9 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/2011
Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.
Director: N/A
Writer: Rachel Lang
8.0/1057 votesLoading...#10 - Frigg Magnet
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2012
Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.0/1054 votesLoading...#11 - Charlie Truman
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/14/2012
Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.0/1059 votesLoading...#12 - Effortless Manly Coolness
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 4/11/2012
Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.0/1048 votesLoading...#13 - Bergerbar
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/18/2013
Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.1/1057 votesLoading...#14 - Folkmoot
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/4/2012
After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.1/1047 votesLoading...#15 - And Then on to Norsewood
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 8/8/2013
As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.1/1045 votesLoading...#16 - Mike in the Mirror
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/29/2013
Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.2/1064 votesLoading...#17 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/4/2011
What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?
Director: Mark Beesley
Writer: N/A
8.2/1053 votesLoading...#18 - Death's Cleansing Embrace
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/21/2012
Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.2/1050 votesLoading...#19 - Like the Beserkers of Old
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/25/2013
As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.2/1049 votesLoading...#20 - The Asparagus is Kicking In
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 8/22/2013
Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?
Director: Michael Hurst
Writer: N/A
8.2/1045 votesLoading...#21 - Playing God
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2013
In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.2/1044 votesLoading...#22 - A Bit Like Buses Really
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/12/2013
Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.3/1081 votesLoading...#23 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/2011
It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.
Director: Mark Beesley
Writer: N/A
8.3/1069 votesLoading...#24 - I Can Give You Frigg
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/28/2011
The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.
Director: N/A
Writer: Rachel Lang
8.3/1064 votesLoading...#25 - Everything Starts With Gaia
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 4/25/2012
Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of The Almighty Johnsons
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The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The...
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Worst Episodes Summary
"It's Kind of a Birthday Present" is the worst rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 7.5/10 based on 139 votes. Directed by Mark Beesley and written by N/A, it aired on 2/8/2011. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "This Is Where Duty Starts".