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The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 1 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present
    7.5/10(147 votes)

    #1 - It's Kind of a Birthday Present

    S1:E1

    It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 2 - This Is Where Duty Starts
    7.7/10(106 votes)

    #2 - This Is Where Duty Starts

    S1:E2

    Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 3 - God's Gift to Zebras
    7.8/10(91 votes)

    #3 - God's Gift to Zebras

    S1:E3

    One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 11 - The House of Jerome
    7.8/10(63 votes)

    #4 - The House of Jerome

    S2:E11

    As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf makes an intriguing discovery at the bottom of a bottle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 1 - And Then She Will Come To You
    7.9/10(68 votes)

    #5 - And Then She Will Come To You

    S2:E1

    Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 2 - This Thing Inside
    7.9/10(61 votes)

    #6 - This Thing Inside

    S3:E2

    Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 5 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
    8.0/10(81 votes)

    #7 - This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend

    S1:E5

    When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 7 - Bad Things Happen
    8.0/10(79 votes)

    #8 - Bad Things Happen

    S1:E7

    Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 6 - Folkmoot
    8.0/10(63 votes)

    #9 - Folkmoot

    S2:E6

    After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 4 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe
    8.1/10(80 votes)

    #10 - You Gotta Love Life, Babe

    S1:E4

    Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Rachel Lang

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  11. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 2 - Frigg Magnet
    8.1/10(63 votes)

    #11 - Frigg Magnet

    S2:E2

    Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 3 - Charlie Truman
    8.1/10(59 votes)

    #12 - Charlie Truman

    S2:E3

    Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 7 - Effortless Manly Coolness
    8.1/10(63 votes)

    #13 - Effortless Manly Coolness

    S2:E7

    Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 9 - Mike in the Mirror
    8.1/10(50 votes)

    #14 - Mike in the Mirror

    S3:E9

    Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 4 - Death's Cleansing Embrace
    8.2/10(58 votes)

    #15 - Death's Cleansing Embrace

    S2:E4

    Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 3 - Bergerbar
    8.2/10(52 votes)

    #16 - Bergerbar

    S3:E3

    Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 4 - Like the Beserkers of Old
    8.2/10(55 votes)

    #17 - Like the Beserkers of Old

    S3:E4

    As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 6 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
    8.3/10(87 votes)

    #18 - Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms

    S1:E6

    It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 9 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
    8.3/10(69 votes)

    #19 - Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

    S1:E9

    What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

    Director:Mark Beesley
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Almighty Johnsons Season 2 Episode 9 - Everything Starts With Gaia
    8.3/10(68 votes)

    #20 - Everything Starts With Gaia

    S2:E9

    Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 7 - Typical Auckland God
    8.3/10(62 votes)

    #21 - Typical Auckland God

    S3:E7

    A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.

    Director:Michael Hurst
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 8 - The Asparagus is Kicking In
    8.3/10(54 votes)

    #22 - The Asparagus is Kicking In

    S3:E8

    Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?

    Director:Michael Hurst
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Almighty Johnsons Season 1 Episode 8 - I Can Give You Frigg
    8.4/10(74 votes)

    #23 - I Can Give You Frigg

    S1:E8

    The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Rachel Lang

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  24. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 6 - And Then on to Norsewood
    8.4/10(51 votes)

    #24 - And Then on to Norsewood

    S3:E6

    As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. The Almighty Johnsons Season 3 Episode 10 - Playing God
    8.4/10(49 votes)

    #25 - Playing God

    S3:E10

    In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"It's Kind of a Birthday Present" is the worst rated episode of "The Almighty Johnsons". It scored 7.5/10 based on 147 votes. Directed by Mark Beesley and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/8/2011. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "This Is Where Duty Starts".