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The Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 9

Every episode of The Colbert Report Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 9!

The Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 9

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  1. 8.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Robin Thicke

    S9:E135

    Daft Punk abandons StePhest Colbchella '013, Stephen angers his Hyundai sponsors, and "Blurred Lines" singer Robin Thicke saves Stephen's career.

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  2. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Kevin Spacey

    S9:E140

    Russia's anti-gay laws affect Olympic athletes, Obama hires psychologists to "nudge" public opinion, and Kevin Spacey talks "House of Cards".

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  3. 7.8/10(27 votes)

    #3 - Ian McKellen

    S9:E31

    The Report hosts Hobbit Week, safer streets weaken a Republican wedge issue, medical grade sheds replace nursing homes, and Sir Ian McKellen prefers Gandalf the Grey.

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  4. 7.8/10(26 votes)

    #4 - Martin Freeman

    S9:E32

    Hobbit Week continues with Bilbo Baggins, testosterone gels trigger family hair growth, morning sickness socks Kate Middleton, and Martin Freeman talks TV roles and Tolkien.

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  5. 7.8/10(26 votes)

    #5 - Simone Campbell

    S9:E38

    Rockers raise money for Hurricane Sandy victims, Vince Gilligan leaks "Breaking Bad" footage, Colbert Super PAC money finds a home, and Simone Campbell talks social justice.

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  6. 7.6/10(22 votes)

    #6 - Andy Serkis

    S9:E33

    Hobbit Week honors Denny's, the Senate votes down universal disability rights, and Andy Serkis compares "The Lord of the Rings" Gollum to "The Hobbit" Gollum.

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  8. 7.4/10(25 votes)

    #7 - Peter Jackson

    S9:E34

    Hobbit Week ends, Stephen gets the Madame Tussauds treatment, and Peter Jackson receives clarification on Tolkien lore.

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  9. 7.2/10(14 votes)

    #8 - Anthony Everitt

    S9:E15

    Donald Trump wants Barack Obama's passport papers, Fox News rehashes the Benghazi attacks, Richard Mourdock justifies rape pregnancies, and Anthony Everitt talks Rome.

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  10. 7.2/10(18 votes)

    #9 - Lilly Ledbetter

    S9:E17

    Hurricane Sandy wreaks havoc on New Jersey, Mitt Romney hosts a relief rally, Donald Trump cuts Obama some slack, and Lilly Ledbetter explores gender pay discrimination.

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  11. 7.2/10(22 votes)

    #10 - Doris Kearns Goodwin

    S9:E21

    Liberals and conservatives taint the election, Bill O'Reilly blames Romney's loss on non-whites, wind turbines affect mental health, and Doris Kearns Goodwin recites history.

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  12. 7.2/10(20 votes)

    #11 - Jimmy Wales

    S9:E39

    Republicans agree to tax the wealthy, a coin solves the debt ceiling debate, Bill O'Reilly insults Asians, and Jimmy Wales shares Wikipedia's next steps.

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  13. 7.1/10(17 votes)

    #12 - John Grisham

    S9:E14

    Mitt Romney's presidential smile wins out, undecided voters skip the debates, Lance Armstrong's doping taints his charity, and John Grisham writes about crooked lawyers.

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  14. 7.1/10(19 votes)

    #13 - Nate Silver

    S9:E19

    Colbert Super PAC inspires Mitt Romney, Sasha Issenberg talks data-driven politics, Joe Scarborough doubts liberal math models, and Nate Silver reviews election statistics.

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  15. 7.1/10(21 votes)

    #14 - Ken Burns

    S9:E23

    CIA Director David Petraeus steps down after an affair, Karl Rove faces angry benefactors, Jon Stewart assists Colbert Super PAC, and Ken Burns shares "The Central Park Five.

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  16. 7.1/10(21 votes)

    #15 - Tony Kushner

    S9:E25

    "America Again" offends Canadians, Wall Street chucks its weakest link, Christopher Steiner reviews computer trading, and screenwriter Tony Kushner talks "Lincoln.

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  17. 7.1/10(20 votes)

    #16 - Frank Oz

    S9:E29

    Powerball sales skyrocket, Fox News explains why women can't get married, Harry Reid tries to curb filibusters, and Frank Oz talks Muppets.

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  18. 7.1/10(17 votes)

    #17 - Mandy Patinkin

    S9:E37

    "America Again" defeats Papa Bear's bestseller, Jeff Bingaman gives Stephen a Senate how-to, Fox News attacks the 9/11 site mosque, and Mandy Patinkin talks national security.

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  19. 7.1/10(24 votes)

    #18 - Tavi Gevinson

    S9:E50

    France sends troops into Mali, Edward Berenson outlines French martial history, Hillary Clinton answers questions about Benghazi, and Tavi Gevinson chats about "Rookie.

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  20. 7.0/10(14 votes)

    #19 - Jorge Ramos

    S9:E2

    Stephen releases "America Again," pastors endorse politicians on Pulpit Freedom Sunday, the Romney camp praises Obama's rhetoric, and Jorge Ramos talks immigration policy.

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  21. 7.0/10(20 votes)

    #20 - Kenny Rogers

    S9:E3

    America meets Mitt Romney for the first time, George Will points out Obama's racial advantage, doctors treat low testosterone, and Kenny Rogers recounts his music career.

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  22. 7.0/10(17 votes)

    #21 - Dr George Church

    S9:E4

    Mitt Romney pledges to defund PBS, Chris Matthews berates Barack Obama, Pennsylvania rules against voter ID laws, and Harvard geneticist George Church explores DNA.

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  23. 7.0/10(18 votes)

    #22 - Chrystia Freeland

    S9:E8

    Joe Biden debates Paul Ryan, Martian Obama rumors surface, Stephen argues with Stephen over Mitt Romney's conservative credentials, and Chrystia Freeland talks "Plutocrats.

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  24. 7.0/10(20 votes)

    #23 - Chris Stringer

    S9:E26

    Campbell's promotes soups for millennials, the Petraeus scandal escalates, meth protects against influenza, and Chris Stringer talks primitive humans.

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  25. 7.0/10(20 votes)

    #24 - Jake Tapper

    S9:E27

    Shoppers break Black Friday records, the Supreme Court deliberates copyright law, Pope Benedict XVI modifies the nativity, and Jake Tapper discusses the Afghanistan War.

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  26. 7.0/10(21 votes)

    #25 - Dolly Parton

    S9:E28

    Police bust a Canadian for lying about Santa, congressional Republicans abandon Grover Norquist, Reihan Salam describes Reagan's tax plan, and Dolly Parton promotes literacy.

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Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Robin Thicke" is the best rated episode of "The Colbert Report" season 9. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/6/2013. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Kevin Spacey".