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The Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5

Every episode of The Colbert Report Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5!

The Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5

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  1. 8.4/10(22 votes)

    #1 - Steve Martin

    S5:E19

    Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"

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  2. 8.3/10(24 votes)

    #2 - Benicio Del Toro

    S5:E3

    Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."

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  3. 8.2/10(21 votes)

    #3 - David Gregory, Shepard Fairey

    S5:E8

    A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.

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  4. 8.2/10(19 votes)

    #4 - James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer

    S5:E20

    Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.

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  5. 8.1/10(18 votes)

    #5 - Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton

    S5:E15

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  6. 8.0/10(16 votes)

    #6 - John Podesta

    S5:E16

    President and CEO, Center for American Progress

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  8. 7.9/10(19 votes)

    #7 - Jon Meacham

    S5:E12

    Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.

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  9. 7.8/10(17 votes)

    #8 - Matt Miller

    S5:E2

    Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.

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  10. 7.8/10(19 votes)

    #9 - Lawrence Lessig

    S5:E4

    Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.

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  11. 7.8/10(18 votes)

    #10 - Alan Khazei

    S5:E7

    Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.

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  12. 7.8/10(17 votes)

    #11 - Frank Rich

    S5:E9

    Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.

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  13. 7.8/10(18 votes)

    #12 - Jabari Asim

    S5:E10

    Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.

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  14. 7.8/10(18 votes)

    #13 - Elizabeth Alexander

    S5:E11

    Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.

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  15. 7.8/10(18 votes)

    #14 - Dan Zaccagnino

    S5:E17

    The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.

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  16. 7.8/10(18 votes)

    #15 - Henry Louis Gates Jr.

    S5:E18

    Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.

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  17. 7.8/10(15 votes)

    #16 - Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman

    S5:E37

    Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.

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  18. 7.7/10(19 votes)

    #17 - Anthony Romero

    S5:E5

    Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.

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  19. 7.7/10(17 votes)

    #18 - Niall Ferguson

    S5:E6

    Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.

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  20. 7.7/10(15 votes)

    #19 - TV on the Radio

    S5:E21

    Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.

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  21. 7.7/10(15 votes)

    #20 - David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik

    S5:E24

    Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.

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  22. 7.7/10(15 votes)

    #21 - Cliff Sloan

    S5:E26

    Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.

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  23. 7.6/10(17 votes)

    #22 - John King

    S5:E1

    Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.

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  24. 7.6/10(15 votes)

    #23 - John Fetterman

    S5:E27

    Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.

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  25. 7.6/10(16 votes)

    #24 - Kris Kristofferson

    S5:E28

    Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.

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  26. 7.6/10(12 votes)

    #25 - William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling

    S5:E34

    Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Steve Martin" is the best rated episode of "The Colbert Report" season 5. It scored 8.4/10 based on 22 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/4/2009. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Benicio Del Toro".