- 7.6/1017 votes7.6/10(17)
#1 - John King
Season 5 Episode 1
Aired 1/5/2009
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
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- 7.8/1017 votes7.8/10(17)
#2 - Matt Miller
Season 5 Episode 2
Aired 1/6/2009
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
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- 8.3/1024 votes8.3/10(24)
#3 - Benicio Del Toro
Season 5 Episode 3
Aired 1/7/2009
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
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- 7.8/1019 votes7.8/10(19)
#4 - Lawrence Lessig
Season 5 Episode 4
Aired 1/8/2009
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
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- 7.7/1019 votes7.7/10(19)
#5 - Anthony Romero
Season 5 Episode 5
Aired 1/12/2009
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
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- 7.7/1017 votes7.7/10(17)
#6 - Niall Ferguson
Season 5 Episode 6
Aired 1/13/2009
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
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- 7.8/1018 votes7.8/10(18)
#7 - Alan Khazei
Season 5 Episode 7
Aired 1/14/2009
Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.
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- 8.2/1021 votes8.2/10(21)
#8 - David Gregory, Shepard Fairey
Season 5 Episode 8
Aired 1/15/2009
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
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- 7.8/1017 votes7.8/10(17)
#9 - Frank Rich
Season 5 Episode 9
Aired 1/19/2009
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
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- 7.8/1018 votes7.8/10(18)
#10 - Jabari Asim
Season 5 Episode 10
Aired 1/20/2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.
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- 7.8/1018 votes7.8/10(18)
#11 - Elizabeth Alexander
Season 5 Episode 11
Aired 1/21/2009
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
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- 7.9/1019 votes7.9/10(19)
#12 - Jon Meacham
Season 5 Episode 12
Aired 1/22/2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.
Director: N/A
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- 7.2/1020 votes7.2/10(20)
#13 - Chris Mooney, Ed Young
Season 5 Episode 13
Aired 1/26/2009
Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.
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- 6.8/1023 votes6.8/10(23)
#14 - Philippe Petit
Season 5 Episode 14
Aired 1/27/2009
Documentary, "Man on Wire"
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- 8.1/1018 votes8.1/10(18)
#15 - Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton
Season 5 Episode 15
Aired 1/28/2009
No description available
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- 8.0/1016 votes8.0/10(16)
#16 - John Podesta
Season 5 Episode 16
Aired 1/29/2009
President and CEO, Center for American Progress
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- 7.8/1018 votes7.8/10(18)
#17 - Dan Zaccagnino
Season 5 Episode 17
Aired 2/2/2009
The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.
Director: N/A
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- 7.8/1018 votes7.8/10(18)
#18 - Henry Louis Gates Jr.
Season 5 Episode 18
Aired 2/3/2009
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
Director: N/A
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- 8.4/1022 votes8.4/10(22)
#19 - Steve Martin
Season 5 Episode 19
Aired 2/4/2009
Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"
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- 8.2/1019 votes8.2/10(19)
#20 - James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer
Season 5 Episode 20
Aired 2/5/2009
Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.
Director: N/A
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- 7.7/1015 votes7.7/10(15)
#21 - TV on the Radio
Season 5 Episode 21
Aired 2/9/2009
Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.
Director: N/A
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- 7.0/1011 votes7.0/10(11)
#22 - Robert Ballard
Season 5 Episode 22
Aired 2/10/2009
It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1012 votes7.3/10(12)
#23 - Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker
Season 5 Episode 23
Aired 2/11/2009
New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"
Director: N/A
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- 7.7/1015 votes7.7/10(15)
#24 - David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik
Season 5 Episode 24
Aired 2/12/2009
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
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- 7.0/1016 votes7.0/10(16)
#25 - Father James Martin, Helen Fisher
Season 5 Episode 25
Aired 2/23/2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Helen Fisher.
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The Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5
Every episode of The Colbert Report Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5!
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"John King" is the best rated episode of "The Colbert Report" season 5. It scored 7.6/10 based on 17 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/5/2009. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Matt Miller".