Background
Show cover for The Colbert Report

The Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5

Genres:NewsComedy

Every episode of The Colbert Report Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Colbert Report Season 5!

The Colbert Report is an American satirical late night television program that airs Monday through Thursday on Comedy Central. It stars political humorist Stephen Colbert,...
Episodes
161
Avg. Rating
NaN
S1
S2
S3
S4
E1
E2
E3

Filter By Season (11)

  • Steve Martin
    8.4/10(22)
    Loading...

    #1 - Steve Martin

    Season 5 Episode 19

    Aired 2/4/2009

    Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Benicio Del Toro
    8.3/10(24)
    Loading...

    #2 - Benicio Del Toro

    Season 5 Episode 3

    Aired 1/7/2009

    Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • David Gregory, Shepard Fairey
    8.2/10(21)
    Loading...

    #3 - David Gregory, Shepard Fairey

    Season 5 Episode 8

    Aired 1/15/2009

    A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer
    8.2/10(19)
    Loading...

    #4 - James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer

    Season 5 Episode 20

    Aired 2/5/2009

    Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton
    8.1/10(18)
    Loading...

    #5 - Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton

    Season 5 Episode 15

    Aired 1/28/2009

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • John Podesta
    8.0/10(16)
    Loading...

    #6 - John Podesta

    Season 5 Episode 16

    Aired 1/29/2009

    President and CEO, Center for American Progress

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
    Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 BEST Episodes of The Colbert Report

    READ
  • Jon Meacham
    7.9/10(19)
    Loading...

    #7 - Jon Meacham

    Season 5 Episode 12

    Aired 1/22/2009

    Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Matt Miller
    7.8/10(17)
    Loading...

    #8 - Matt Miller

    Season 5 Episode 2

    Aired 1/6/2009

    Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Lawrence Lessig
    7.8/10(19)
    Loading...

    #9 - Lawrence Lessig

    Season 5 Episode 4

    Aired 1/8/2009

    Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Alan Khazei
    7.8/10(18)
    Loading...

    #10 - Alan Khazei

    Season 5 Episode 7

    Aired 1/14/2009

    Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Frank Rich
    7.8/10(17)
    Loading...

    #11 - Frank Rich

    Season 5 Episode 9

    Aired 1/19/2009

    Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Jabari Asim
    7.8/10(18)
    Loading...

    #12 - Jabari Asim

    Season 5 Episode 10

    Aired 1/20/2009

    Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Elizabeth Alexander
    7.8/10(18)
    Loading...

    #13 - Elizabeth Alexander

    Season 5 Episode 11

    Aired 1/21/2009

    Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Dan Zaccagnino
    7.8/10(18)
    Loading...

    #14 - Dan Zaccagnino

    Season 5 Episode 17

    Aired 2/2/2009

    The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Henry Louis Gates Jr.
    7.8/10(18)
    Loading...

    #15 - Henry Louis Gates Jr.

    Season 5 Episode 18

    Aired 2/3/2009

    Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman
    7.8/10(15)
    Loading...

    #16 - Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman

    Season 5 Episode 37

    Aired 3/16/2009

    Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Anthony Romero
    7.7/10(19)
    Loading...

    #17 - Anthony Romero

    Season 5 Episode 5

    Aired 1/12/2009

    Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Niall Ferguson
    7.7/10(17)
    Loading...

    #18 - Niall Ferguson

    Season 5 Episode 6

    Aired 1/13/2009

    Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • TV on the Radio
    7.7/10(15)
    Loading...

    #19 - TV on the Radio

    Season 5 Episode 21

    Aired 2/9/2009

    Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik
    7.7/10(15)
    Loading...

    #20 - David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik

    Season 5 Episode 24

    Aired 2/12/2009

    Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Cliff Sloan
    7.7/10(15)
    Loading...

    #21 - Cliff Sloan

    Season 5 Episode 26

    Aired 2/24/2009

    Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • John King
    7.6/10(17)
    Loading...

    #22 - John King

    Season 5 Episode 1

    Aired 1/5/2009

    Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • John Fetterman
    7.6/10(15)
    Loading...

    #23 - John Fetterman

    Season 5 Episode 27

    Aired 2/25/2009

    Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • Kris Kristofferson
    7.6/10(16)
    Loading...

    #24 - Kris Kristofferson

    Season 5 Episode 28

    Aired 2/26/2009

    Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0
  • William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling
    7.6/10(12)
    Loading...

    #25 - William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling

    Season 5 Episode 34

    Aired 3/10/2009

    Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

    Comments

    0

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Steve Martin" is the best rated episode of "The Colbert Report" season 5. It scored 8.4/10 based on 22 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/4/2009. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Benicio Del Toro".