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The Best Episodes of The Conners Season 5

Every episode of The Conners Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Conners Season 5!

The Best Episodes of The Conners Season 5

This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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  1. Background image for Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

    S5:E1

    In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

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  2. Background image for A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

    S5:E5

    Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.

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  3. Background image for Driving, Dating and Deceit
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Driving, Dating and Deceit

    S5:E3

    Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.

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  4. Background image for Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

    S5:E4

    When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

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  5. Background image for Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

    S5:E21

    Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

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  6. Background image for The Grad Finale
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #6 - The Grad Finale

    S5:E22

    As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

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  8. Background image for Take This Job and Shove It Twice
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Take This Job and Shove It Twice

    S5:E7

    Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

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  9. Background image for The Dog Days of Christmas
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - The Dog Days of Christmas

    S5:E10

    Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

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  10. Background image for Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

    S5:E12

    Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

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  11. Background image for New Pipes and Old Secrets
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - New Pipes and Old Secrets

    S5:E13

    Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

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  12. Background image for Adding Insult to Injury
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Adding Insult to Injury

    S5:E14

    Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

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  13. Background image for Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

    S5:E15

    Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

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  14. Background image for Text Thread and the Marital Bed
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Text Thread and the Marital Bed

    S5:E19

    Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

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  15. Background image for What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

    S5:E20

    Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy. 

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  16. Background image for Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

    S5:E2

    Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

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  17. Background image for Hiding In and Moving Out
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Hiding In and Moving Out

    S5:E16

    Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

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  18. Background image for The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #17 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

    S5:E17

    Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

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  19. Background image for Road Trip and Guilt Trip
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    #18 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip

    S5:E18

    Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

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    #19 - Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

    S5:E6

    It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.

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    #20 - Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

    S5:E8

    It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate

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    #21 - Crumbs and Couch Surfers

    S5:E9

    Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.

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    #22 - Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

    S5:E11

    The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double" is the best rated episode of "The Conners" season 5. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/21/2022. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "A Little Weed and a Bad Seed".