6.9/10200 votes#1 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2022
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
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6.8/10180 votes#2 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2022
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
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7.2/10177 votes#3 - Driving, Dating and Deceit
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/2022
Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.
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7.2/10179 votes#4 - Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/2022
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
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7.3/10175 votes#5 - A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/2022
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
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7.1/10179 votes#6 - Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/2022
It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.
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7.3/10161 votes#7 - Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/2022
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
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7.6/10174 votes#8 - Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2022
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
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7.2/10153 votes#9 - Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/30/2022
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
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7.2/10182 votes#10 - The Dog Days of Christmas
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2022
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
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7.2/10160 votes#11 - Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 1/11/2023
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
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7.3/10152 votes#12 - Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1/18/2023
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
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7.5/10166 votes#13 - New Pipes and Old Secrets
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2/8/2023
Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
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7.1/10158 votes#14 - Adding Insult to Injury
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/15/2023
Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
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7.1/10169 votes#15 - Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 2/22/2023
Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
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7.2/10151 votes#16 - Hiding In and Moving Out
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/2023
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
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6.8/10160 votes#17 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 3/8/2023
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
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6.8/10146 votes#18 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/15/2023
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
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7.0/10141 votes#19 - Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 4/5/2023
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
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7.4/10155 votes#20 - What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 4/19/2023
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
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7.3/10143 votes#21 - Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 4/26/2023
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
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7.9/10171 votes#22 - The Grad Finale
Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 5/3/2023
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.
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The Best Episodes of The Conners Season 5
Every episode of The Conners Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Conners Season 5!
This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC
Season 5 Ratings Summary
"Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double" is the best rated episode of "The Conners" season 5. It scored 6.9/10 based on 200 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/21/2022. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much".