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This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Conners Season 4 Episode 14 - Triggered
    6.0/10(368 votes)

    #1 - Triggered

    S4:E14

    This special edition of “The Conners” continues the show’s legacy of handling difficult subjects when the family is locked down in their home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Conners Season 1 Episode 1 - Keep on Truckin'
    6.3/10(1195 votes)

    #2 - Keep on Truckin'

    S1:E1

    A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Conners Season 1 Episode 2 - Tangled Up in Blue
    6.5/10(759 votes)

    #3 - Tangled Up in Blue

    S1:E2

    Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than he can offer.

    Director:Bob Koherr
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Conners Season 1 Episode 3 - There Won't Be Blood
    6.5/10(628 votes)

    #4 - There Won't Be Blood

    S1:E3

    It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't.

    Director:Bob Koherr
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Conners Season 1 Episode 4 - The Separation of Church and Dan
    6.6/10(540 votes)

    #5 - The Separation of Church and Dan

    S1:E4

    When Geena learns that D.J. hasn’t been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family. Mark’s attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Conners Season 3 Episode 12 - A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake
    6.8/10(238 votes)

    #6 - A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake

    S3:E12

    Mark is stressed out and feeling sick, convinced he has COVID-19. Meanwhile, Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh who has been “ghosting” Harris. And when Jackie visits Roseanne’s grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.

    Director:Michael Arden
    Writer:Emily R. Wilson

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  7. The Conners Season 5 Episode 2 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
    6.8/10(209 votes)

    #7 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

    S5:E2

    Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Conners Season 5 Episode 17 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
    6.8/10(190 votes)

    #8 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

    S5:E17

    Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Conners Season 7 Episode 1 - It's Gonna Be a Great Day
    6.8/10(180 votes)

    #9 - It's Gonna Be a Great Day

    S7:E1

    Darlene celebrates her promotion, hoping it will allow her to spend more time with Ben; Jackie stumbles upon an opportunity to sue the pharmaceutical company responsible for Roseanne's addiction, which sparks a family debate.

    Director:Jody Margolin Hahn
    Writers:Mitch Hunter, Emily R. Wilson

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  10. The Conners Season 7 Episode 4 - Danny Boy, the Interview, the New Hire and the Hanging Chad
    6.8/10(157 votes)

    #10 - Danny Boy, the Interview, the New Hire and the Hanging Chad

    S7:E4

    Dan sidesteps vulnerable emotions surrounding Roseanne's death ahead of an upcoming deposition; Becky prepares for a job interview; Harris impulsively hires a new server at the Lunch Box.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Conners Season 1 Episode 5 - Miracles
    6.9/10(515 votes)

    #11 - Miracles

    S1:E5

    Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need.

    Director:Bob Koherr
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Conners Season 1 Episode 6 - One Flew Over the Conners' Nest
    6.9/10(477 votes)

    #12 - One Flew Over the Conners' Nest

    S1:E6

    With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Conners Season 1 Episode 7 - Hold the Salt
    6.9/10(450 votes)

    #13 - Hold the Salt

    S1:E7

    Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Meanwhile, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Conners Season 3 Episode 13 - Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers
    6.9/10(227 votes)

    #14 - Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers

    S3:E13

    Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. Meanwhile, when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.

    Director:Jody Margolin Hahn
    Writer:Emily R. Wilson

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  15. The Conners Season 4 Episode 4 - The Wedding of Dan and Louise
    6.9/10(244 votes)

    #15 - The Wedding of Dan and Louise

    S4:E4

    It’s Dan and Louise’s wedding day, but it’s a far-from-perfect walk down the aisle, especially when a weather report forecasts that a tornado is headed for Lanford creating chaos and surprises.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Conners Season 4 Episode 5 - Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It
    6.9/10(222 votes)

    #16 - Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It

    S4:E5

    The Conner home is decked out for Halloween, despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon. Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world. Meanwhile, Darlene continues her spiritual journey, and Harris introduces Aldo’s children to the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Conners Season 4 Episode 16 - Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano
    6.9/10(187 votes)

    #17 - Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano

    S4:E16

    As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Conners Season 4 Episode 18 - The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
    6.9/10(201 votes)

    #18 - The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling

    S4:E18

    Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher; but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Conners Season 5 Episode 1 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
    6.9/10(229 votes)

    #19 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

    S5:E1

    In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Conners Season 5 Episode 18 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip
    6.9/10(175 votes)

    #20 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip

    S5:E18

    Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Conners Season 6 Episode 4 - Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing
    6.9/10(188 votes)

    #21 - Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing

    S6:E4

    Mark adjusts to his first day of college as a commuter student. Meanwhile, Becky gets into a disagreement with Beverly Rose's music teacher over a song.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Conners Season 1 Episode 9 - Rage Against the Machine
    7.0/10(404 votes)

    #22 - Rage Against the Machine

    S1:E9

    When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.’s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired. Meanwhile, Jackie is appalled when Lecy seeks life coaching from her nemesis and No. 1 competitor, Rita Silver.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Conners Season 1 Episode 10 - Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher
    7.0/10(394 votes)

    #23 - Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

    S1:E10

    When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower, and Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby’s life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Conners Season 3 Episode 5 - Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery
    7.0/10(259 votes)

    #24 - Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery

    S3:E5

    Darlene begins to develop a friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, which lands her in an awkward situation between the boss and her sister, Becky. Meanwhile, Louise's brother, Neville, tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writers:Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter

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  25. The Conners Season 3 Episode 10 - Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?
    7.0/10(242 votes)

    #25 - Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?

    S3:E10

    Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift between Dan and his long-time friend. Meanwhile, Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful, leading Darlene to question her decision.

    Director:Lynda Tarryk
    Writer:Erica Montolfo-Bura

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Triggered" is the worst rated episode of "The Conners". It scored 6/10 based on 368 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/2/2022. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Keep on Truckin'".