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The Worst Episodes of The Conners

Every episode of The Conners ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Conners!

This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Lowest Rated Episodes Summary

The worst episode of "The Conners" is "Triggered", rated 6/10 from 317 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Triggered" aired on 3/2/2022 and is rated 0.2 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Keep on Truckin'".

  • Triggered
    6.0/10 317 votes

    #1 - Triggered

    Season 4 Episode 14 - Aired 3/2/2022

    This special edition of “The Conners” continues the show’s legacy of handling difficult subjects when the family is locked down in their home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Keep on Truckin'
    6.2/10 1,135 votes

    #2 - Keep on Truckin'

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2018

    A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • There Won't Be Blood
    6.4/10 590 votes

    #3 - There Won't Be Blood

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2018

    It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't.

    Director: Bob Koherr

    Writer: N/A

  • Tangled Up in Blue
    6.5/10 714 votes

    #4 - Tangled Up in Blue

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2018

    Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than he can offer.

    Director: Bob Koherr

    Writer: N/A

  • The Separation of Church and Dan
    6.6/10 499 votes

    #5 - The Separation of Church and Dan

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/13/2018

    When Geena learns that D.J. hasn’t been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family. Mark’s attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
    6.7/10 177 votes

    #6 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2022

    Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
    6.7/10 157 votes

    #7 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 3/8/2023

    Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One Flew Over the Conners' Nest
    6.8/10 440 votes

    #8 - One Flew Over the Conners' Nest

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/27/2018

    With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

    Director: Fred Savage

    Writer: N/A

  • Hold the Salt
    6.8/10 415 votes

    #9 - Hold the Salt

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/4/2018

    Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Meanwhile, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake
    6.8/10 201 votes

    #10 - A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 3/3/2021

    Mark is stressed out and feeling sick, convinced he has COVID-19. Meanwhile, Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh who has been “ghosting” Harris. And when Jackie visits Roseanne’s grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.

    Director: Michael Arden

    Writer: Emily R. Wilson

  • Road Trip and Guilt Trip
    6.8/10 143 votes

    #11 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/15/2023

    Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Miracles
    6.9/10 479 votes

    #12 - Miracles

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/20/2018

    Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need.

    Director: Bob Koherr

    Writer: N/A

  • Rage Against the Machine
    6.9/10 371 votes

    #13 - Rage Against the Machine

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/8/2019

    When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.’s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired. Meanwhile, Jackie is appalled when Lecy seeks life coaching from her nemesis and No. 1 competitor, Rita Silver.

    Director: Fred Savage

    Writer: N/A

  • Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It
    6.9/10 190 votes

    #14 - Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/2021

    The Conner home is decked out for Halloween, despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon. Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world. Meanwhile, Darlene continues her spiritual journey, and Harris introduces Aldo’s children to the family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano
    6.9/10 156 votes

    #15 - Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano

    Season 4 Episode 16 - Aired 3/23/2022

    As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
    6.9/10 172 votes

    #16 - The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling

    Season 4 Episode 18 - Aired 5/4/2022

    Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher; but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
    6.9/10 196 votes

    #17 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2022

    In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats
    6.9/10 138 votes

    #18 - Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2024

    Becky decides it's time to introduce Tyler to Beverly Rose, but she is skeptical of Tyler's bonding approach. Elsewhere, Jackie believes someone has hacked Bev's credit card when several frivolous charges show up on the bank statement.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing
    6.9/10 148 votes

    #19 - Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/2024

    Mark adjusts to his first day of college as a commuter student. Meanwhile, Becky gets into a disagreement with Beverly Rose's music teacher over a song.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Toilet Hacks and the Management Track
    6.9/10 123 votes

    #20 - Toilet Hacks and the Management Track

    Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2024

    After feeling the cafeteria staff could use some organization, Darlene seeks to be manager of food services at Mark's college. Elsewhere, Dan teaches housewives the basics of DIY home projects to make some extra money toward paying off the house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • O Sister, Where Art Thou?
    7.0/10 414 votes

    #21 - O Sister, Where Art Thou?

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/11/2018

    When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher
    7.0/10 360 votes

    #22 - Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/15/2019

    When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower, and Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby’s life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery
    7.0/10 227 votes

    #23 - Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/25/2020

    Darlene begins to develop a friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, which lands her in an awkward situation between the boss and her sister, Becky. Meanwhile, Louise's brother, Neville, tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.

    Director: Fred Savage

    Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter

  • Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?
    7.0/10 211 votes

    #24 - Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 2/3/2021

    Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift between Dan and his long-time friend. Meanwhile, Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful, leading Darlene to question her decision.

    Director: Lynda Tarryk

    Writer: Erica Montolfo-Bura

  • Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers
    7.0/10 194 votes

    #25 - Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 3/24/2021

    Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. Meanwhile, when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.

    Director: Jody Margolin Hahn

    Writer: Emily R. Wilson