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The Worst Episodes of The Conners

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The Worst Episodes of The Conners

This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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  1. Background image for Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity
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    #1 - Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity

    S2:E1

    In the wake of Emilio's deportation, Jackie steps into the role of a paternal figure and creates a meticulous birth plan for Becky; but as the Conners know, nothing ever goes according to plan. Meanwhile, Darlene is tangled in a complex love triangle with David and Ben, and - like her mother - Harris is caught up in a problem of her own.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
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    #2 - A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

    S2:E2

    Darlene continues to struggle with deciding between David and Ben. Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom, and Mark gets in trouble at school when a picture of him and his boyfriend kissing goes viral. Meanwhile, Jackie continues to avoid her problems by keeping busy with everyone else's.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #3 - The Preemie Monologues

    S2:E3

    Harris is forced to confront Darlene about her lifestyle, while Jackie involves herself in other people's problems to avoid confronting her own. Meanwhile, Becky is overwhelmed by the costs of raising a baby, so her family steps in to help.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #4 - Lanford... Lanford

    S2:E4

    Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing major concern for Dan due to her struggle with alcoholism. Meanwhile, Darlene finally nears a decision between David and Ben; and Harris' new friend, Odessa, means new trouble.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Nightmare on Lunch Box Street
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    #5 - Nightmare on Lunch Box Street

    S2:E5

    Halloween brings nothing but horror for Jackie after she uncovers a shocking secret when trying to reopen the Lunch Box; Mary gets upset when a woman assumes she is adopted; Darlene continues to deal with her complicated love life.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #6 - Tempest in a Stew Pot

    S2:E6

    Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three.

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    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Lanford, Toilet of Sin
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    #7 - Lanford, Toilet of Sin

    S2:E8

    Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita, and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action
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    #8 - Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action

    S2:E9

    Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Darlene and Ben face an issue at work. Dan takes advantage of the family Christmas Santa photo to force Jackie to befriend Louise.

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    #9 - Throwing a Christian to a Bear

    S2:E10

    The Conners struggle to accept a Cheesehead in their midst when Becky brings her new boyfriend, a devout Christian and a Green Bay Packers fan, home to watch the Bears/Packers game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family’s die-hard loyalty to the Bears. Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #10 - Mud Turtles, a Good Steak and One Man in a Tub

    S2:E11

    Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they can't afford for the Lunch Box. Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer on her own. When Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation nursing an injury, Louise tries to help him out.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #11 - Live from Lanford

    S2:E12

    The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote; Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan's complicated relationship.

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns
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    #12 - Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns

    S2:E13

    Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on. Ben and Darlene address Ben's baby fever and have "the talk." The Lunch Box is officially open for business, and Dwight gets the jitters when he has to fill in for the chef who suffers an accident.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #13 - Bad Dads and Grads

    S2:E14

    Dan starts to bond with his younger half-brother but he can’t get over the fact that their father paid for Ed Jr.’s college education, something he refused to do for Dan. Jackie hits it off with a fun married couple, so much so that they “invite” her into their relationship. Harris and Mark do not react well to the news that Darlene is trying to have a baby with Ben.

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    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Beards, Thrupples and Robots
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    #14 - Beards, Thrupples and Robots

    S2:E15

    Harris is the boss of Darlene after her mom, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse. Jackie decides to take her "thrupple" relationship with Ron and Janelle to the next level. Everyone makes fun of Ben's appearance after he shaves his beard in an attempt to appear more clean-cut to potential advertisers for the magazine.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Pilot Lights & Sister Fights
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    #15 - Pilot Lights & Sister Fights

    S2:E18

    Dan is finally ready to share his feelings with Louise; Darlene realizes how badly she wants a baby. Ben gets caught up playing handyman and babysitter for Becky, which causes him to miss an important meeting.

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    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits
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    #16 - CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

    S2:E19

    Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging. Meanwhile, Darlene spends the night in jail and hands off parenting duties to Ben. Mark and a friend work on a class experiment that leaves them both with hickeys, and Becky contemplates marrying Emilio.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for Bridge Over Troubled Conners
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    #17 - Bridge Over Troubled Conners

    S2:E20

    Darlene and Ben go apartment hunting; Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on a road trip to Mexico to meet her father for the first time; Dan reluctantly shares his financial troubles with Louise.

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    #18 - Halloween and the Election vs. the Pandemic

    S3:E2

    Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the family to create an unforgettable experience. Meanwhile, Mark goes toe-to-toe with another kid at school who doesn’t believe in wearing a mask.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette
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    #19 - Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette

    S3:E3

    Darlene isolates herself from her co-workers at Wellman Plastics, leaving them with the impression she is an elitist snob, while Louise decides to teach Harris an expensive life lesson. Jackie has invested everything she has into The Lunch Box and is determined to keep the restaurant running no matter what, leaving some family members to question her actions.

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    #20 - Birthdays, Babies and Emotional Support Chickens

    S3:E4

    It's Beverly Rose's first birthday - but it's not all cake and candles - when Becky and Emilio disagree on what kind of party they should have. Meanwhile, Jackie is introduced to someone who wants to be more than friends.

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    #21 - Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery

    S3:E5

    Darlene begins to develop a friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, which lands her in an awkward situation between the boss and her sister, Becky. Meanwhile, Louise's brother, Neville, tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.

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    #22 - Protest, Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest

    S3:E6

    CloseHarris’ job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within the family. Jackie makes a visit to Wellman Plastics only to realize the company is instituting supervised drug testing, inspiring Becky to lead her own protest.

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    Director:Lynda Tarryk
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    #23 - Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas

    S3:E8

    Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions. Meanwhile, Becky and Ben’s attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #24 - Promotions, Podcasts and Magic Tea

    S3:E9

    Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics, while Ben decides on a new career path. Meanwhile, Jackie tries an herbal tea leading to an emotional revelation.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Amy Fox
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    #25 - Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass

    S3:E11

    Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job which result in a health scare. Meanwhile, Dan attempts to help Ben out at the hardware store, but the two don’t always see eye to eye on running the business.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity" is the worst rated episode of "The Conners". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/24/2019. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Kiss Is Just a Kiss".