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The Best Episodes of The George Carlin Show

Every episode of The George Carlin Show ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The George Carlin Show!

The George Carlin Show is an American sitcom that aired on the Fox network from January 1994 to July 1995. It was created jointly by...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX

Best Episodes Summary

"George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music" is the best rated episode of "The George Carlin Show". It scored 8.5/10 based on 27 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/10/1994. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "George Gets a Big Surprise".

  • George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music
    8.5/1027 votes
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    #1 - George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/10/1994

    George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Gets a Big Surprise
    8.5/1031 votes
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    #2 - George Gets a Big Surprise

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/1994

    George angles for a fishing buddy after a woman bequeaths her late husband's ice-fishing boat to him. What has George reeling, however, is the young man who shows up at the Moylan claiming to be his son.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Gets Caught in the Middle
    8.5/1031 votes
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    #3 - George Gets Caught in the Middle

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/27/1994

    George is in hot water with Harry's wife, who suspects her husband is having an affair and using George's apartment as his love nest. The truth is that Harry is just intimidated by her surgically altered good looks.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Goes on a Date (1)
    8.3/1035 votes
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    #4 - George Goes on a Date (1)

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/6/1994

    George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)

    Director: Sam Simon

    Writer: Sam Simon

  • George Gets Some Money
    8.3/1029 votes
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    #5 - George Gets Some Money

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/1994

    George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.

    Director: Sam Simon

    Writer: N/A

  • George Speaks His Mind
    8.3/1028 votes
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    #6 - George Speaks His Mind

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/24/1994

    After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight
    8.3/1028 votes
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    #7 - George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 5/1/1994

    George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Plays a Mean Pinball
    8.3/1028 votes
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    #8 - George Plays a Mean Pinball

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 5/8/1994

    After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Gets Hoist By His Own Petard
    8.3/1029 votes
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    #9 - George Gets Hoist By His Own Petard

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/1994

    George advises Sydney against dating the urbane Dr. Beck; but later, even the ragtag George is taken in by the Beck family's unaffected ways on a visit to their palatial estate.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Tells the Truth
    8.1/1031 votes
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    #10 - George Tells the Truth

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 7/9/1995

    Jack tries to Irish theme the bar, and George takes a truth serum while looking to buy a gift for his girlfriend.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Goes on a Date (2)
    8.0/1030 votes
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    #11 - George Goes on a Date (2)

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/13/1994

    Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)

    Director: Sam Simon

    Writer: Sam Simon

  • George Helps Sidney
    8.0/1033 votes
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    #12 - George Helps Sidney

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/20/1994

    George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Expresses Himself
    8.0/1028 votes
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    #13 - George Expresses Himself

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/27/1994

    A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Sam Simon, George Carlin

  • George Lifts the Holy Spirit
    8.0/1028 votes
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    #14 - George Lifts the Holy Spirit

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 5/15/1994

    Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Goes Too Far
    7.8/1028 votes
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    #15 - George Goes Too Far

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/1994

    George is caught on hidden camera cheating a fare who turns out to be an investigative reporter from the local TV news. The footage is aired, and George must deal with the fallout.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Puts on a Happy Face
    7.8/1028 votes
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    #16 - George Puts on a Happy Face

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/25/1994

    After being confronted with numerous taxi customer complaints George is asked to smile more.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Destroys a Way of Life
    7.7/1030 votes
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    #17 - George Destroys a Way of Life

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/20/1994

    Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Loses His Thermos
    7.7/1028 votes
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    #18 - George Loses His Thermos

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/27/1994

    After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Pulls the Plug
    7.6/1027 votes
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    #19 - George Pulls the Plug

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/13/1994

    A comatose bar patron on life support has left George with power of attorney over his gambling winnings, and now George discovers it's up to him to pull the plug.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • When Unexpected Things Happen to George
    7.4/1034 votes
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    #20 - When Unexpected Things Happen to George

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/1994

    In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.

    Director: Sam Simon

    Writer: Sam Simon, George Carlin

  • George Sees an Airplane
    7.4/1033 votes
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    #21 - George Sees an Airplane

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/23/1994

    George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.

    Director: Sam Simon

    Writer: Sam Simon

  • George Shoots Himself in the Foot
    7.4/1027 votes
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    #22 - George Shoots Himself in the Foot

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/11/1994

    George tries to set up his ex-wives with Jack and Frank.

    Director: Brian K. Roberts

    Writer: N/A

  • George Helps a Friend
    7.4/1026 votes
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    #23 - George Helps a Friend

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/1/1995

    George runs into an old buddy, a priest with a crisis of conscience whom George offers a guided tour of the secular world.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • George Likes a Good War
    7.4/1026 votes
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    #24 - George Likes a Good War

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 7/16/1995

    George and Harry feud when they find an old bet between their fathers, based around which side would win World War II. Frank gets his jaw wired shut, and Beck has an epiphany.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • George Does a Bad Thing
    7.1/1033 votes
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    #25 - George Does a Bad Thing

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/18/1994

    George figures he's doing an adolescent a favor by buying him his first Playboy magazine, but the boy's parents insist George has scarred their son for life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A