The Best Episodes of The George Carlin Show Season 1

George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.

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George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)

Director: Sam Simon

Writer: Sam Simon

George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.

Director: Sam Simon

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After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.

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George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.

Director: Jeff Melman

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After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.

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Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)

Director: Sam Simon

Writer: Sam Simon

George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.

Director: Steve Zuckerman

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A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.

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Writer: Sam Simon, George Carlin

Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.

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Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.

Director: Jeff Melman

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After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.

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In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.

Director: Sam Simon

Writer: Sam Simon, George Carlin

George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.

Director: Sam Simon

Writer: Sam Simon