All Episodes of The George Carlin Show

Season 1

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  7.4/1034 votes

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  When Unexpected Things Happen to George

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/1994

  In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.

  Director: Sam Simon

  Writer: Sam Simon, George Carlin

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  7.4/1033 votes

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  George Sees an Airplane

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/23/1994

  George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.

  Director: Sam Simon

  Writer: Sam Simon

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  8.3/1035 votes

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  George Goes on a Date (1)

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/6/1994

  George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)

  Director: Sam Simon

  Writer: Sam Simon

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  8.0/1030 votes

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  George Goes on a Date (2)

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/13/1994

  Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)

  Director: Sam Simon

  Writer: Sam Simon

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  8.0/1033 votes

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  George Helps Sidney

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/20/1994

  George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.

  Director: Steve Zuckerman

  Writer: N/A

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  8.0/1028 votes

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  George Expresses Himself

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/27/1994

  A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Sam Simon, George Carlin

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  8.3/1029 votes

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  George Gets Some Money

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/1994

  George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.

  Director: Sam Simon

  Writer: N/A

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  7.7/1030 votes

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  George Destroys a Way of Life

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/20/1994

  Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.

  Director: Jeff Melman

  Writer: N/A

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  7.7/1028 votes

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  George Loses His Thermos

  Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/27/1994

  After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: N/A

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  8.5/1027 votes

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  George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music

  Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/10/1994

  George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: N/A

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  8.3/1028 votes

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  George Speaks His Mind

  Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/24/1994

  After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: N/A

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  8.3/1028 votes

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  George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight

  Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 5/1/1994

  George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.

  Director: Jeff Melman

  Writer: N/A

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  8.3/1028 votes

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  George Plays a Mean Pinball

  Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 5/8/1994

  After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: N/A

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  8.0/1028 votes

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  George Lifts the Holy Spirit

  Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 5/15/1994

  Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: N/A