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The Best Episodes of The League Season 5

Every episode of The League Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The League Season 5!

The League is an American sitcom and semi-improvised comedy about a about a fantasy football league and its members and their everyday lives.
Genre:Comedy
Networks:FXFXX

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"The Bachelor Draft" is the best rated episode of "The League" season 5. It scored 8/10 based on 367 votes. Directed by Jeff Schaffer and written by Jackie Marcus Schaffer, Jeff Schaffer, it aired on 9/4/2013. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "The Von Nowzick Wedding".

  • The Bachelor Draft
    8.0/10367 votes

    #1 - The Bachelor Draft

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/4/2013

    The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jackie Marcus Schaffer, Jeff Schaffer

  • The Von Nowzick Wedding
    8.0/10323 votes

    #2 - The Von Nowzick Wedding

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/2013

    The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer

  • Chalupa vs. the Cutlet
    7.6/10317 votes

    #3 - Chalupa vs. the Cutlet

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/2013

    Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer

  • Rafi and Dirty Randy
    7.7/10756 votes

    #4 - Rafi and Dirty Randy

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/2013

    When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Seth Rogen, Jason Mantzoukas

  • The Bye Week
    7.5/10299 votes

    #5 - The Bye Week

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/2/2013

    Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer

  • Heavy Petting
    7.6/10293 votes

    #6 - Heavy Petting

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/9/2013

    Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business; Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle; Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jackie Marcus Schaffer, Jeff Schaffer, Justin Hurwitz

  • The Bringer Show
    7.5/10291 votes

    #7 - The Bringer Show

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 10/16/2013

    Andre takes a stand up class; Jenny joins a women's investment club; Pete plays Ruxin with two open slots on his team.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Paul Scheer, Stephen Rannazzisi

  • Flowers For Taco
    7.9/10305 votes

    #8 - Flowers For Taco

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/2013

    Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe

  • The Automatic Faucet
    7.7/10291 votes

    #9 - The Automatic Faucet

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 10/30/2013

    Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jackie Marcus Schaffer, Jeff Schaffer

  • The Near Death Flex-perience
    8.1/10299 votes

    #10 - The Near Death Flex-perience

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 11/6/2013

    Taco opens a pubic barber shop. Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny. Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.

    Director: Jackie Marcus Schaffer

    Writer: Justin Hurwitz

  • The Credit Card Alert
    8.3/10314 votes

    #11 - The Credit Card Alert

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 11/13/2013

    Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Dan O'Keefe, Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer

  • Baby Geoffrey Jesus
    7.9/10294 votes

    #12 - Baby Geoffrey Jesus

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 11/20/2013

    Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be; Andre tries a long con; Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer

  • The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
    8.3/10304 votes

    #13 - The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 11/20/2013

    The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line; Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago; Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca; TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer