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The Best Episodes of The Neighborhood

Every episode of The Neighborhood ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Neighborhood!

The nicest guy in the Midwest moves his family into a tough neighborhood in Los Angeles where not everyone appreciates his extreme neighborliness. That includes their new next-door neighbor Calvin.

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Top Episode Highlight

The best episode of "The Neighborhood" is "Welcome to the Porch Pirate", rated 8.1/10 from 211 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Welcome to the Porch Pirate" aired on 10/11/2021 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Welcome to the Hockey Game".

  • Welcome to the Porch Pirate
    8.1/10 211 votes

    #1 - Welcome to the Porch Pirate

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 2021-10-11

    When Dave and Gemma face a devastating loss, Calvin and Tina offer emotional support and reflect on a period that tested their own family,

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  • Welcome to the Hockey Game
    7.9/10 218 votes

    #2 - Welcome to the Hockey Game

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2020-02-17

    After Calvin enjoys attending a hockey game with Dave, Malcolm and Marty wonder if their neighbor is rubbing off too much on their dad; Tina decides to enjoy the perks that come with her "stardom" when she's mistaken for an A-list celebrity.

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  • Welcome to the Barbershop
    7.8/10 274 votes

    #3 - Welcome to the Barbershop

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2018-11-12

    Dave is embraced by the patrons of the community barbershop, much to Calvin's dismay.

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  • Welcome to Logan #2
    7.8/10 297 votes

    #4 - Welcome to Logan #2

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 2019-03-25

    When Calvin and Dave’s college basketball teams go head to head, Dave surprises the Butlers with tickets to the game and also invites one of his best friends from Michigan, Logan #2, who reveals to Calvin surprising new details about Dave.

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  • Welcome to the Bully
    7.8/10 245 votes

    #5 - Welcome to the Bully

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2019-09-30

    When Grover gets into a fight with a bully at school, Gemma is torn between her role as principal and wanting to protect her son; Calvin encourages Marty to stand up to his own bully, only to be shocked when he learns who it is.

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  • Welcome to the Vow Renewal
    7.8/10 197 votes

    #6 - Welcome to the Vow Renewal

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2019-11-04

    As Calvin and Tina near a milestone anniversary, Dave and Gemma decide to help the Butlers have the wedding they missed out on the first time around. Also, Malcolm and Marty prepare an unforgettable performance for their parents’ special occasion.

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  • Welcome to Bowling
    7.8/10 231 votes

    #7 - Welcome to Bowling

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 2019-11-18

    With Calvin down a teammate for his annual bowling championship, Dave offers to fill in and soon finds his mediation skills put to the test when he meets the competition: Calvin’s arch-rivals, the Pink Ladies. Also, Gemma and Tina dare to face off against each other for the top ranking in an arcade game.

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  • Welcome to the Dealbreaker
    7.8/10 226 votes

    #8 - Welcome to the Dealbreaker

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 2019-11-25

    When Gemma sets a reluctant Malcolm up on a blind date with a teacher at her school, she discovers new details about the origins of her relationship with Dave. Also, Marty helps Calvin and Tina plan for their future

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  • Welcome to Thanksgiving
    7.7/10 298 votes

    #9 - Welcome to Thanksgiving

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2018-11-19

    Dave and Gemma host a memorable Thanksgiving in their new home when Dave's politically incorrect mother, Paula, visits from out of town and meets Calvin, Tina and the rest of the Butler family for the first time.

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  • Welcome to Neighborhood Justice
    7.7/10 234 votes

    #10 - Welcome to Neighborhood Justice

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 2018-12-10

    When Malcolm is robbed and won't reveal the thief, Calvin and Dave team up to crack the case of the missing sneakers; Tina takes a unique approach to teaching Gemma self-defense.

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  • Welcome to Co-Habitation
    7.7/10 225 votes

    #11 - Welcome to Co-Habitation

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 2019-10-14

    When Dave accidentally knocks out the Butlers' power during a heat wave, Calvin and Tina spend the night at the Johnsons' home. Malcolm has some fun at Marty's expense when he crashes at his little brother's refurbished apartment.

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  • Welcome to Soul Food
    7.7/10 213 votes

    #12 - Welcome to Soul Food

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2019-10-21

    The Butlers and Johnsons decide to go on a double-date and everyone gets more than they bargained for at a new restaurant. Grover invites Malcolm and Marty to be the first guests on his new podcast.

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  • Welcome to the Scooter
    7.7/10 191 votes

    #13 - Welcome to the Scooter

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 2019-12-16

    When the Johnsons' Christmas present for Grover is stolen, Calvin and Dave team up to recover the gift in time for the holiday; a nostalgic Tina tries to get into the Christmas spirit by reviving traditions from when Malcolm and Marty were kids.

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  • Welcome to the Standoff
    7.7/10 160 votes

    #14 - Welcome to the Standoff

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 2020-04-13

    A surprise delivery prompts Dave and Gemma, as well as Calvin and Tina, to examine the power dynamics in their respective relationships.

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  • Welcome to the Test Run
    7.7/10 143 votes

    #15 - Welcome to the Test Run

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2021-05-03

    When Gemma surprises Dave with wanting another baby, he worries she’s forgotten how difficult a newborn is, so he enlists a robotic doll and Marty’s engineering skills to remind her.

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  • Welcome to the Surprise
    7.7/10 145 votes

    #16 - Welcome to the Surprise

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 2021-05-17

    When Calvin receives a surprise birthday gift involving his father, Dave suggests they spend the day celebrating in a way that honours the late Butler patriarch. Also, an unexpected development changes the Johnsons’ lives forever.

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  • Welcome to the Haunting
    7.7/10 149 votes

    #17 - Welcome to the Haunting

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2021-11-01

    As Halloween draws near, Calvin tries to determine what's behind the sudden strange occurrences at the Butlers' house; Gemma and Tina question if their days of sexy costumes should be behind them.

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  • Welcome to the Dinner Guest
    7.6/10 257 votes

    #18 - Welcome to the Dinner Guest

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 2018-12-03

    When Calvin and Tina learn Marty has a new girlfriend, Chloe, they insist he invite her over for dinner, with surprising results.

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  • Welcome to Fight Night
    7.6/10 255 votes

    #19 - Welcome to Fight Night

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2019-02-04

    Calvin reluctantly invites Dave to join his guys' night at home with Malcolm and Marty; Gemma and Tina take their first girls' trip to Vegas and find themselves unexpectedly in the spotlight.

    Director: Phill Lewis

    Writer: N/A

  • Welcome to the Wagon
    7.6/10 198 votes

    #20 - Welcome to the Wagon

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2019-10-28

    Dave and Tina discover a common bond when they attend a concert together. Gemma seeks the Butlers' help when an unwelcome visitor takes up residence in the Johnson home.

    Director: Phill Lewis

    Writer: N/A

  • Welcome To The Road Trip
    7.6/10 157 votes

    #21 - Welcome To The Road Trip

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2020-12-14

    Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together to a classic car show, only to hit an unexpected roadblock that tests their friendship. Also, while their husbands are away, Tina and Gemma decide to take home repairs at the Butlers' into their own hands.

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  • Welcome to the Procedure
    7.6/10 152 votes

    #22 - Welcome to the Procedure

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 2021-02-22

    When Dave discovers Calvin hasn't seen a physician in nearly a decade, he insists that he schedule a physical; Calvin gets more than he bargained for when Dr. Fisher insists he undergo a routine colonoscopy.

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  • Welcome to the Treehouse
    7.6/10 142 votes

    #23 - Welcome to the Treehouse

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 2021-03-15

    When a man moves his family from Michigan to Los Angeles, he realizes that the secret to fitting in with his new neighborhood is befriending the opinionated man who lives next door.

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  • Welcome to the Hero
    7.6/10 143 votes

    #24 - Welcome to the Hero

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2021-04-19

    Dave earns Calvin’s respect when he thwarts a robbery at the barbershop, until the recognition goes to his head and he starts exaggerating the truth. Also, Marty invites an anxious Gemma to give his new stress-busting hobby a try

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  • Welcome to the Invasion
    7.6/10 132 votes

    #25 - Welcome to the Invasion

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 2021-05-10

    When Calvin's arch-rivals, the Pink Ladies, move their manicure business into the local barbershop, Dave encourages him to make peace until the women take a prank too far and the guys decide to plot revenge. Also, Gemma helps Tina find a creative way to keep tabs on Marty and Malcolm's dating lives.

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