7.2/10138 votes#1 - Bahamian Rhapsody
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2009
Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.7/10134 votes#2 - Burning Love
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/30/2009
A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.1/10130 votes#3 - The Mole
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/2009
Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.3/10115 votes#4 - For Love or Money
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/2009
An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.1/10116 votes#5 - Dr. Little Man
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/2009
Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.3/10124 votes#6 - The Curious Case of Britney B.
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/4/2009
When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/10116 votes#7 - Nuts
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/11/2009
Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.0/10142 votes#8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/18/2009
Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
6.9/10120 votes#9 - I Love Woo, I Hate You
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/25/2009
Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
8.0/10159 votes#10 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/9/2009
Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.8/10133 votes#11 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/2009
Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.4/10127 votes#12 - A Whale of a Tale
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1/13/2010
Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.7/10125 votes#13 - Truth or Dare
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1/20/2010
Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.5/10120 votes#14 - A Family Unfair
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/10/2010
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.3/10123 votes#15 - Sweet Charity
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/3/2010
When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
7.1/10124 votes#16 - Subway, Somehow
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 3/10/2010
In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: N/A
6.9/10113 votes#17 - Up In The Airport
Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 4/7/2010
Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/10128 votes#18 - Revenge Makeover
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 4/14/2010
Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/10117 votes#19 - I Love What You Do For Me
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 4/21/2010
When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10130 votes#20 - Scream
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 5/5/2010
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/10132 votes#21 - Get Smarter
Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 5/12/2010
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5
Every episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5!
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Season 5 Ratings Summary
"Bahamian Rhapsody" is the best rated episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine" season 5. It scored 7.2/10 based on 138 votes. Directed by Andy Ackerman and written by N/A, it aired on 9/23/2009. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Burning Love".