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The Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5

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The Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 1 - Bahamian Rhapsody
    7.2/10(145 votes)

    #1 - Bahamian Rhapsody

    S5:E1

    Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  2. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 2 - Burning Love
    7.6/10(139 votes)

    #2 - Burning Love

    S5:E2

    A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  3. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 3 - The Mole
    7.1/10(138 votes)

    #3 - The Mole

    S5:E3

    Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  4. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 4 - For Love or Money
    7.2/10(122 votes)

    #4 - For Love or Money

    S5:E4

    An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Allan Rice

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  5. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 5 - Dr. Little Man
    7.1/10(123 votes)

    #5 - Dr. Little Man

    S5:E5

    Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  6. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 6 - The Curious Case of Britney B.
    7.4/10(133 votes)

    #6 - The Curious Case of Britney B.

    S5:E6

    When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Matt Goldman

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  7. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 7 - Nuts
    7.3/10(124 votes)

    #7 - Nuts

    S5:E7

    Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Amy Iglow

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  8. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
    7.8/10(156 votes)

    #8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

    S5:E8

    Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  9. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 9 - I Love Woo, I Hate You
    7.0/10(126 votes)

    #9 - I Love Woo, I Hate You

    S5:E9

    Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  10. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 10 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
    7.9/10(168 votes)

    #10 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

    S5:E10

    Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  11. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 11 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
    7.7/10(147 votes)

    #11 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

    S5:E11

    Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  12. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 12 - A Whale of a Tale
    7.4/10(135 votes)

    #12 - A Whale of a Tale

    S5:E12

    Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  13. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 13 - Truth or Dare
    7.5/10(135 votes)

    #13 - Truth or Dare

    S5:E13

    Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  14. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 14 - A Family Unfair
    7.3/10(127 votes)

    #14 - A Family Unfair

    S5:E14

    Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  15. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 15 - Sweet Charity
    7.2/10(130 votes)

    #15 - Sweet Charity

    S5:E15

    When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  16. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 16 - Subway, Somehow
    7.1/10(130 votes)

    #16 - Subway, Somehow

    S5:E16

    In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Amy Iglow, Allan Rice

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  17. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 17 - Up In The Airport
    6.8/10(120 votes)

    #17 - Up In The Airport

    S5:E17

    Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  18. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 18 - Revenge Makeover
    7.8/10(134 votes)

    #18 - Revenge Makeover

    S5:E18

    Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Tricia O'Kelley, Alex Kapp Horner

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  19. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 19 - I Love What You Do For Me
    7.3/10(124 votes)

    #19 - I Love What You Do For Me

    S5:E19

    When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  20. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 20 - Scream
    7.6/10(139 votes)

    #20 - Scream

    S5:E20

    Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Matt Goldman

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  21. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 21 - Get Smarter
    7.4/10(139 votes)

    #21 - Get Smarter

    S5:E21

    When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Kari Lizer

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Bahamian Rhapsody" is the best rated episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine" season 5. It scored 7.2/10 based on 145 votes. Directed by Andy Ackerman and written by Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer, it aired on 9/23/2009. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Burning Love".