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Single working mom Christine Campbell has just learned that her ex is dating a much younger woman with the same first name. To avoid any confusion, the new girlfriend is dubbed New Christine, which leaves

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 8 - Teach Your Children Well
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    #1 - Teach Your Children Well

    S1:E8

    Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's 9th birthday, his first involving other children from his new private school. Recoiling from sticker shock after meeting with a ritzy event planner, Christine decides to have an arts and crafts party at her home, with mixed results.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Katie Palmer

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  2. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 1 Episode 10 - No Fault Divorce
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    #2 - No Fault Divorce

    S1:E10

    Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether it was in the counselor's best interest to encourage their divorce. Meanwhile, Matthew finds Christine's wedding video in a box of old photo albums, and Christine takes a trip down memory lane.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer, Adam Barr

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  3. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 10 - What About Barb?
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    #3 - What About Barb?

    S2:E10

    Christine has trouble working with Barb at the gym and feels pressure at home to find a nanny for Ritchie when Richard is unavailable to care for him due to a trip with New Christine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Adam Barr

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  4. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 2 Episode 11 - Crash
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    #4 - Crash

    S2:E11

    When Christine's environmentally-friendly hybrid car and Marly's gas-guzzling monster SUV hit one another, it becomes a bigger dispute than simply who hit whom. While her car is in the shop, Christine is forced to go against her principles and rent a luxury SUV when no other car is available.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  5. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 1 - The Big Bang
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    #5 - The Big Bang

    S3:E1

    Christine and Mr. Harris try to establish a relationship before having sex, but Barb gives her pause. Matthew is horrified when he sees his med school cadaver was a neighbor.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  6. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 2 - Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
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    #6 - Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

    S3:E2

    Insecurity over a waitress flirting with Daniel sends Christine to a plastic surgeon's office.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Kari Lizer

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  7. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 3 - Popular
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    #7 - Popular

    S3:E3

    Roles reverse when Christine's dubbed a "meanie mom" by a father at Ritchie's school who finds Marly and Lindsay to be to his liking.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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  8. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 4 - Traffic
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    #8 - Traffic

    S3:E4

    Ritchie's soccer match leaves Christine running late for an event she's supposed to be attending with Mr. Harris.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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  9. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 5 - Between a Rock and a Hard Place
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    #9 - Between a Rock and a Hard Place

    S3:E5

    Christine tries to get over breaking up with Daniel. Matthew learns the source of his intimacy issues is not his mother, but Christine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Aaron Shure

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  10. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 6 - The New Adventures of Old Christine
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    #10 - The New Adventures of Old Christine

    S3:E6

    Christine hesitantly allows New Christine to arrange a blind date for her and finds her intuition against the idea was spot on.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  11. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 9 - The Happy Couple
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    #11 - The Happy Couple

    S3:E9

    Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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  12. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episode 10 - One and a Half Men
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    #12 - One and a Half Men

    S3:E10

    Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 4 - Snakes on a Date
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    #13 - Snakes on a Date

    S4:E4

    Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Lew Schneider

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  14. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 16 - Honey I Ran Over the Kid
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    #14 - Honey I Ran Over the Kid

    S4:E16

    After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong. Matthew gets involved in a rebound relationship.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  15. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 18 - A Change of Heart/Pants
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    #15 - A Change of Heart/Pants

    S4:E18

    Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Lew Schneider, Frank Pines

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  16. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 19 - Hair
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    #16 - Hair

    S4:E19

    After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Matt Goldman

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  17. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 20 - He Ain't Heavy
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    #17 - He Ain't Heavy

    S4:E20

    Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  18. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 21 - The Old Maid of Honor
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    #18 - The Old Maid of Honor

    S4:E21

    Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  19. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 1 - Bahamian Rhapsody
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    #19 - Bahamian Rhapsody

    S5:E1

    Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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  20. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 2 - Burning Love
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    #20 - Burning Love

    S5:E2

    A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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  21. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 4 - For Love or Money
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    #21 - For Love or Money

    S5:E4

    An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Allan Rice

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  22. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 5 - Dr. Little Man
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    #22 - Dr. Little Man

    S5:E5

    Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Frank Pines

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  23. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 6 - The Curious Case of Britney B.
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    #23 - The Curious Case of Britney B.

    S5:E6

    When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Matt Goldman

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  24. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 7 - Nuts
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    #24 - Nuts

    S5:E7

    Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Amy Iglow

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  25. The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 5 Episode 8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
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    #25 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

    S5:E8

    Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Teach Your Children Well" is the worst rated episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Andy Ackerman and written by Katie Palmer, it aired on 4/24/2006. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "No Fault Divorce".