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   #1 - The Ghauri Family

   S4:E26/11/2006

   Paris and Nicole trade in their designer dresses for traditional saris when they take over the responsibilities of a traditional Pakistani mom. With the patient help of their "husband" and Americanized fifteen-year-old "son," the girls manage to dress, speak and dance like conservative Pakistani housewives...or at least their version of it. But things don't go as well when Paris and Nicole decide to share their experiences, namely how they like to party.

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   #2 - The Weekes Family

   S4:E36/18/2006

   Paris and Nicole fill in for a housewife who is desperate to keep the spark alive in her 12-year marriage. The girls' "husband for a day" bends over backward as he tries to teach them how a relationship works, but commitment just doesn't come easily for Paris and Nicole. To show this couple how they would keep the spark alive, Paris gets wild 'n' wet on a golf course, and Nicole brings blindfolds, tequila and an erotic photo shoot into the mix. It's safe to say this host couple may never be the same.

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   #3 - The Nolan Family

   S4:E16/4/2006

   Paris and Nicole are preggers! Well, sorta. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class...and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! So, when Nicole takes Mr. Nolan to a nudie joint, Mrs. Nolan's hormones go through the roof.

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   #4 - The Contreras Family

   S4:E77/23/2006

   Paris and Nicole endure a memorable camping trip with the family.

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   #5 - The Beggs Family

   S4:E87/30/2006

   Paris and Nicole help out a family with a messy house.

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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #6 - The Confrontation

   S4:E108/13/2006

   A couple, who have been married for 64 years, give Paris and Nicole a well deserved lesson about love, life and togetherness.

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   #7 - The Bowden Family

   S4:E57/9/2006

   Paris and Nicole throw suprise commitment ceremonies for unwed lesbian mothers.

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   #8 - The Murrie Family

   S4:E67/16/2006

   Paris and Nichole are challenged by caring for a five year old and a baby.

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   7.0/10(1 votes)

   #9 - The Burton Family

   S4:E98/6/2006

   Paris and Nicole visit an artistic family. New-age values are put to the test.

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    6.7/10(62 votes)

    #10 - Welcome to Camp Shawnee

    S5:E15/28/2007

    Paris and Nicole are finally back together after their long fight and Malibu's Camp Shawnee gets the pleasure of meeting them. Paris and Nicole are introduced to the campers interested in losing weight. The girls try and help the hungry campers by retrieving their junk food.

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    6.0/10(93 votes)

    #11 - Sonic Burger Shenanigans a.k.a. Welcome to Sonic

    S1:E312/9/2003

    Fresh off their failure as dairy-farm workers, the girls take a job at a fast-food joint, only to find that serving the public is their private nightmare.

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    5.9/10(67 votes)

    #12 - Deputized

    S2:E98/4/2004

    Paris and Nicole continue on their cross-country journey to their next stop in Texas, the Click Ranch. The girls give the father, Bob, some tips on how to be more romantic with his wife. Meanwhile, they get jobs at the local sheriff's station, where their wild antics lead their boss to give them the right to remain silent.

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    5.7/10(42 votes)

    #13 - Secretaries

    S3:E21/26/2005

    When Paris and Nicole stop in Manhattan to intern in the mailroom of a marketing company, they learn that climbing the corporate ladder is hard, especially in designer shoes.

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    5.6/10(108 votes)

    #14 - Ro-Day-O vs. Ro-Dee-O

    S1:E112/2/2003

    The girls move into the farm where we meet their hosts, the Ledding family. They freak out over chicken plucking and the enormous tick in their bedroom overtop a well. The dad lays down the rules but when have the Hiltons ever obeyed them? And both girls decide the oldest son deserves a little reminder of this trip.....

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    5.5/10(76 votes)

    #15 - The One About The Rumors a.k.a. Fair Fun

    S1:E412/16/2003

    To get the town to know them better Paris and Nicole (with the help of the mayor) become co-chairman of the annual town festival--obviously things do not go well. Plus, Paris gets her dog certified over at the town hall, making sure the dog is healthy.

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    5.5/10(63 votes)

    #16 - Airline

    S3:E32/9/2005

    Paris and Nicole take flight to the friendly skies as they get jobs working for an airline. But things turn out bad when Nicole freaks out that her host's cat attacks Foxy Cleopatra.

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    5.3/10(86 votes)

    #17 - Dairy Farmin' Divas a.k.a. First Day of Work

    S1:E212/3/2003

    Paris and Nicole learn what it means to work for a living when they get their first jobs -- milking cows at Danny's Dairy Farm.

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    5.3/10(60 votes)

    #18 - Nudist Resort

    S2:E36/23/2004

    Paris and Nicole work as maids at the Caliente Nudist Colony and learn the meaning of the word ""termination"" as they become hotel maids at the nudist resort.

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    5.2/10(58 votes)

    #19 - Broadcasting

    S3:E63/2/2005

    Paris and Nicole work as weather-woman on Fox 45 Baltimore News.

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    5.2/10(59 votes)

    #20 - Wedding Planner

    S3:E155/12/2005

    Paris and Nicole try their hand as wedding planners at the Dearly Beloved Wedding Chapel in Nashville. Trouble starts when the girls oversleep and leave the nervous bride biting her nails at the altar.

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    5.1/10(58 votes)

    #21 - Mermaid Outing

    S2:E26/16/2004

    Paris and Nicole get jobs at Weeki Wachee Springs in Florida and play a surprising game of hide-and-seek with their boss's daughter.

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    5.1/10(53 votes)

    #22 - Brand New Look

    S2:E87/28/2004

    The girls bring their own spice to Spicewood, Texas, where they repay their biker couple hosts by helping their 14-year-old son with his homework. Maybe they'll do better when they get jobs at Lonny's Beauty Salon. Or maybe not. Woops - why does that nice woman look like a hooker? You can guess who gave her a makeover!

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    5.0/10(71 votes)

    #23 - Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction

    S1:E512/17/2003

    The girls work for this cattle auctioneer. He has them go to the feed store to pick up some feed. Nicole decides to charge a few extra things to his account. A folding mirror and a $120 birdhouse to give to the lady they are staying with for Mother's Day. The man finds out and comes to talk to them.

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    5.0/10(79 votes)

    #24 - Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up

    S1:E61/7/2004

    The ladies get jobs at a gas station-food mart (and bait shop), and soon reel in two local boys as customers, whom they'll accompany to a club. In so doing, they'll stay out beyond their curfew, and in a number of ways they'll pay.

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    5.0/10(70 votes)

    #25 - Good-bye and Good Luck a.k.a. Goin' Home

    S1:E71/14/2004

    In the finale, the girls are prodded to pack their pricey bags after Nicole's barroom hissy finally gets Janet's goat. Not that they've been model citizens anyway. Having insulted locals and avoided labor since day one, it's a safe bet that few folks will be missing Misses Richie and Hilton once they're gone.

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