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The Best Episodes of The Osbournes

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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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    The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 19 - Angler Management
    7.8/10(45 votes)

    S2:E19

    After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

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  2. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 4 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?
    7.6/10(109 votes)

    S1:E4

    The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 20 - Bye Bye Babies
    7.6/10(40 votes)

    S2:E20

    Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

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  4. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 9 - A Very Ozzy Christmas
    7.4/10(81 votes)

    S1:E9

    As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.

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  5. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 2 - Bark at the Moon
    7.3/10(125 votes)

    S1:E2

    The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

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  6. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 5 - Tour of Duty
    7.3/10(94 votes)

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

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  7. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 7 - Get Stuffed
    7.3/10(83 votes)

    S1:E7

    After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.

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  8. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 10 - Dinner with Ozzy
    7.3/10(79 votes)

    S1:E10

    In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.

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  9. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 1 - There Goes the Neighborhood
    7.2/10(153 votes)

    S1:E1

    Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

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  10. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 15 - Fists of Fury
    7.2/10(43 votes)

    S2:E15

    While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

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  11. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 9 - Ozzy Knows Best
    7.2/10(39 votes)

    S3:E9

    Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.

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  12. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 10 - A Farewell to Ozz
    7.2/10(44 votes)

    S4:E10

    In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships

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  13. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 3 - For the Record
    7.1/10(103 votes)

    S1:E3

    Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

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  14. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 6 - Trouble in Paradise
    7.1/10(90 votes)

    S1:E6

    After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

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  15. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 8 - No Vagrancy
    7.1/10(87 votes)

    S1:E8

    Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.

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  16. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 2 - What Goes Up...
    7.1/10(67 votes)

    S2:E2

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

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  17. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 3 - Must Come Down
    7.1/10(65 votes)

    S2:E3

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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  18. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 4 - The Ozz Man and the Sea
    7.1/10(65 votes)

    S2:E4

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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  19. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 1 - Sleepless in Beverly Hills
    7.1/10(42 votes)

    S4:E1

    Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

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  20. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 5 - 28 Days Later
    7.1/10(36 votes)

    S4:E5

    Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.

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  21. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 5 - Beauty and the Bert
    7.0/10(60 votes)

    S2:E5

    Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

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  22. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 11 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
    7.0/10(69 votes)

    S2:E11

    Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

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  23. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 21 - Ozz Well That Ends Well
    7.0/10(42 votes)

    S2:E21

    Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

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  24. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 3 - Rebel Without an Ozz
    7.0/10(39 votes)

    S3:E3

    While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.

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  25. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 2 - Have Ozz Will Travel (1)
    7.0/10(39 votes)

    S4:E2

    Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, though Ozzy’s still not sold. Meanwhile, Kelly auditions for a major TV pilot role.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Angler Management" is the best rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 7.8/10 based on 45 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/29/2003. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Won't You Be My Neighbor?".