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The Best Episodes of The Osbournes

The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on...

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  1. Background image for Angler Management
    7.7/10(31 votes)

    #1 - Angler Management

    S2:E19

    After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Won't You Be My Neighbor?
    7.6/10(92 votes)

    #2 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    S1:E4

    The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Ozz Well That Ends Well
    7.6/10(28 votes)

    #3 - Ozz Well That Ends Well

    S2:E21

    Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

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    Director:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Kelly Interrupted
    7.6/10(28 votes)

    #4 - Kelly Interrupted

    S4:E4

    Kelly riles Sharon up with a new lip ring, but bigger troubles surface when Ozzy and Jack suspect her mood swings and constant illnesses are drug-related, a theory Sharon refuses to entertain

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    Director:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Ozzy Knows Best
    7.5/10(25 votes)

    #5 - Ozzy Knows Best

    S3:E9

    Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.

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    Director:Unknown
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  6. Background image for A Farewell to Ozz
    7.5/10(30 votes)

    #6 - A Farewell to Ozz

    S4:E10

    In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Bark at the Moon
    7.4/10(111 votes)

    #7 - Bark at the Moon

    S1:E2

    The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for A Very Ozzy Christmas
    7.4/10(66 votes)

    #8 - A Very Ozzy Christmas

    S1:E9

    As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.

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    Director:Unknown
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  10. Background image for The Ozz Man and the Sea
    7.4/10(48 votes)

    #9 - The Ozz Man and the Sea

    S2:E4

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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    Director:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Bye Bye Babies
    7.4/10(27 votes)

    #10 - Bye Bye Babies

    S2:E20

    Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Scent of a Woman
    7.4/10(24 votes)

    #11 - Scent of a Woman

    S3:E7

    Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award, but he’s convinced the whole thing’s a prank.

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Sleepless in Beverly Hills
    7.4/10(29 votes)

    #12 - Sleepless in Beverly Hills

    S4:E1

    Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

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    Director:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Have Ozz Will Travel (1)
    7.4/10(26 votes)

    #13 - Have Ozz Will Travel (1)

    S4:E2

    Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, though Ozzy’s still not sold. Meanwhile, Kelly auditions for a major TV pilot role.

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    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for The Show Must Go Off!
    7.4/10(23 votes)

    #14 - The Show Must Go Off!

    S4:E9

    As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it personally when Sharon keeps knocking her wardrobe.

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    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Get Stuffed
    7.3/10(70 votes)

    #15 - Get Stuffed

    S1:E7

    After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.

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    Director:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Dinner with Ozzy
    7.3/10(64 votes)

    #16 - Dinner with Ozzy

    S1:E10

    In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.

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  18. Background image for What Goes Up...
    7.3/10(53 votes)

    #17 - What Goes Up...

    S2:E2

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

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    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Fists of Fury
    7.3/10(29 votes)

    #18 - Fists of Fury

    S2:E15

    While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

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    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Pain in the Neck
    7.3/10(25 votes)

    #19 - Pain in the Neck

    S3:E8

    Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts.

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    Director:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Lozt in Translation
    7.3/10(21 votes)

    #20 - Lozt in Translation

    S4:E8

    The Osbournes head to Japan, where Ozzy picks up the Legend Award at the VMAs and Kelly squeezes in a string of appearances. Meanwhile, Osbourne staff member Sam reunites with long-lost relatives, relying on a translator to bridge the years and language barrier.

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    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for There Goes the Neighborhood
    7.2/10(132 votes)

    #21 - There Goes the Neighborhood

    S1:E1

    Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

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    Director:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Tour of Duty
    7.2/10(78 votes)

    #22 - Tour of Duty

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

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    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Must Come Down
    7.2/10(51 votes)

    #23 - Must Come Down

    S2:E3

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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    Director:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Rebel Without an Ozz
    7.2/10(27 votes)

    #24 - Rebel Without an Ozz

    S3:E3

    While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.

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    Director:Unknown
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  26. Background image for 28 Days Later
    7.2/10(23 votes)

    #25 - 28 Days Later

    S4:E5

    Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Angler Management" is the best rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 7.7/10 based on 31 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/29/2003. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Won't You Be My Neighbor?".