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The Best Episodes of The Osbournes

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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 1 - Sleepless in Beverly Hills
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Sleepless in Beverly Hills

    S4:E1

    Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 2 - Have Ozz Will Travel (1)
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Have Ozz Will Travel (1)

    S4:E2

    Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, though Ozzy’s still not sold. Meanwhile, Kelly auditions for a major TV pilot role.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 4 - Kelly Interrupted
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Kelly Interrupted

    S4:E4

    Kelly riles Sharon up with a new lip ring, but bigger troubles surface when Ozzy and Jack suspect her mood swings and constant illnesses are drug-related, a theory Sharon refuses to entertain

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 6 - Charity Case
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Charity Case

    S4:E6

    Sharon and Kelly plan a charity trip to Kenya, but Ozzy’s convinced they’ll come home with malaria, or not at all. The family gets a visit from Sir Elton John before heading to a Covenant House auction, where Sharon picks up an award and Kelly unexpectedly jumps in on the bidding.

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  5. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 8 - Lozt in Translation
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Lozt in Translation

    S4:E8

    The Osbournes head to Japan, where Ozzy picks up the Legend Award at the VMAs and Kelly squeezes in a string of appearances. Meanwhile, Osbourne staff member Sam reunites with long-lost relatives, relying on a translator to bridge the years and language barrier.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 1 - Catching Up with the Osbournes
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Catching Up with the Osbournes

    S2:E1

    Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

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  7. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 2 - Bark at the Moon
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Bark at the Moon

    S1:E2

    The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

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  8. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 4 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    S1:E4

    The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 7 - Get Stuffed
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Get Stuffed

    S1:E7

    After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.

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  10. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 8 - No Vagrancy
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - No Vagrancy

    S1:E8

    Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.

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  11. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 9 - A Very Ozzy Christmas
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - A Very Ozzy Christmas

    S1:E9

    As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 14 - Run Ozzy Run
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Run Ozzy Run

    S2:E14

    Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

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  13. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 15 - Fists of Fury
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Fists of Fury

    S2:E15

    While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

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  14. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 17 - Tennis Racket
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Tennis Racket

    S2:E17

    After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

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  15. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 18 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

    S2:E18

    Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

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  16. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 19 - Angler Management
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Angler Management

    S2:E19

    After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

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  17. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 20 - Bye Bye Babies
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Bye Bye Babies

    S2:E20

    Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

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  18. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 21 - Ozz Well That Ends Well
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Ozz Well That Ends Well

    S2:E21

    Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

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  19. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 5 - 28 Days Later
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - 28 Days Later

    S4:E5

    Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.

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  20. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 9 - The Show Must Go Off!
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - The Show Must Go Off!

    S4:E9

    As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it personally when Sharon keeps knocking her wardrobe.

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  21. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 10 - A Farewell to Ozz
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - A Farewell to Ozz

    S4:E10

    In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships

    Director:Unknown
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  22. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 1 - There Goes the Neighborhood
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #22 - There Goes the Neighborhood

    S1:E1

    Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 3 - For the Record
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - For the Record

    S1:E3

    Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

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  24. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 5 - Tour of Duty
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Tour of Duty

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

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  25. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 6 - Trouble in Paradise
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Trouble in Paradise

    S1:E6

    After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Sleepless in Beverly Hills" is the best rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 9/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/17/2005. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Have Ozz Will Travel (1)".