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The Worst Episodes of The Simple Life

Every episode of The Simple Life ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Simple Life!

The Simple Life is an American reality television series. The series aired from December 2, 2003 to August 5, 2007. The first three seasons aired...
Genres:RealityComedy
Network:FOX

Worst Episodes Summary

"Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction" is the worst rated episode of "The Simple Life". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/17/2003. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up".

  • Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction
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    #1 - Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/17/2003

    The girls work for this cattle auctioneer. He has them go to the feed store to pick up some feed. Nicole decides to charge a few extra things to his account. A folding mirror and a $120 birdhouse to give to the lady they are staying with for Mother's Day. The man finds out and comes to talk to them.

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  • Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up
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    #2 - Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/7/2004

    The ladies get jobs at a gas station-food mart (and bait shop), and soon reel in two local boys as customers, whom they'll accompany to a club. In so doing, they'll stay out beyond their curfew, and in a number of ways they'll pay.

    Director: N/A

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  • The Simple Life 2: Road Trip: The Stuff We Weren't Allowed To Show You
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    #3 - The Simple Life 2: Road Trip: The Stuff We Weren't Allowed To Show You

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 11/17/2004

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  • Secretaries
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    #4 - Secretaries

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/26/2005

    When Paris and Nicole stop in Manhattan to intern in the mailroom of a marketing company, they learn that climbing the corporate ladder is hard, especially in designer shoes.

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  • The Padilla Family
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    #5 - The Padilla Family

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2006

    Paris and Nicole vist a new family and are asked to play mother to four children.

    Director: N/A

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  • Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun
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    #6 - Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 6/10/2007

    Paris and Nicole cause mischief when they try to council a group of girls and their moms for a pageant. Paris helps Joey, the camp directors son with his first date. Nicole has to break the news to Hunter that Paris only likes him as a friend.

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  • Hollywood Ending
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    #7 - Hollywood Ending

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 8/5/2007

    The finale draws the girls time at Camp Shawnee to a close. They end their time a Camp Shawnee with 'Paris and Nicole The Muscial' and a suprise for camp director Ed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dentistry
    5.0/101 votes
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    #8 - Dentistry

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 5/12/2005

    The girls last stop is Tennessee, where they fall into the hands of an overly-chipper motivational speaker and beauty queen coach. So this diva convinces Paris to enter the local pageant. Meanwhile, their last internship is at a dentist's office where Paris and Nicole must drill.

    Director: N/A

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  • The One About The Rumors a.k.a. Fair Fun
    6.0/101 votes
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    #9 - The One About The Rumors a.k.a. Fair Fun

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/16/2003

    To get the town to know them better Paris and Nicole (with the help of the mayor) become co-chairman of the annual town festival--obviously things do not go well. Plus, Paris gets her dog certified over at the town hall, making sure the dog is healthy.

    Director: N/A

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  • Brand New Look
    6.0/101 votes
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    #10 - Brand New Look

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/28/2004

    The girls bring their own spice to Spicewood, Texas, where they repay their biker couple hosts by helping their 14-year-old son with his homework. Maybe they'll do better when they get jobs at Lonny's Beauty Salon. Or maybe not. Woops - why does that nice woman look like a hooker? You can guess who gave her a makeover!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Good-bye and Good Luck a.k.a. Goin' Home
    7.0/101 votes
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    #11 - Good-bye and Good Luck a.k.a. Goin' Home

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/14/2004

    In the finale, the girls are prodded to pack their pricey bags after Nicole's barroom hissy finally gets Janet's goat. Not that they've been model citizens anyway. Having insulted locals and avoided labor since day one, it's a safe bet that few folks will be missing Misses Richie and Hilton once they're gone.

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  • The Bowden Family
    7.0/101 votes
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    #12 - The Bowden Family

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 7/9/2006

    Paris and Nicole throw suprise commitment ceremonies for unwed lesbian mothers.

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  • The Murrie Family
    7.0/101 votes
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    #13 - The Murrie Family

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 7/16/2006

    Paris and Nichole are challenged by caring for a five year old and a baby.

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  • The Burton Family
    7.0/101 votes
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    #14 - The Burton Family

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 8/6/2006

    Paris and Nicole visit an artistic family. New-age values are put to the test.

    Director: N/A

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  • Flirting with Disaster
    7.0/101 votes
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    #15 - Flirting with Disaster

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 6/24/2007

    A couples therapy camp begins and the girls get a visit from Paris's mom, Kathy Hilton. Paris and Nicoles romance skills get put to the test and Paris and Hunter's relationship takes a major turn.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Simple Life Reunion
    8.0/101 votes
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    #16 - The Simple Life Reunion

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/14/2004

    Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reunite with the Ledding family. They talk about season one in front of a live studio audience and promote season two.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dancing Sheep
    8.0/101 votes
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    #17 - Dancing Sheep

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 7/14/2004

    In Texas, the two terrors steal away with the sons of a hippie family for a little tanning-salon action that ends up coloring the kids' opinions of their new houseguests.

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  • Deputized
    8.0/101 votes
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    #18 - Deputized

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 8/4/2004

    Paris and Nicole continue on their cross-country journey to their next stop in Texas, the Click Ranch. The girls give the father, Bob, some tips on how to be more romantic with his wife. Meanwhile, they get jobs at the local sheriff's station, where their wild antics lead their boss to give them the right to remain silent.

    Director: N/A

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  • Back in the Saddle
    8.0/101 votes
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    #19 - Back in the Saddle

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 8/4/2004

    Before finally heading home to Beverly Hills, Paris and Nicole make their last stop at a Texas ranch, where they work on a cattle drive. But when the girls discover the herd is going to be slaughtered, they take matters into their own hands.

    Director: N/A

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  • Plastic Surgery
    8.0/101 votes
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    #20 - Plastic Surgery

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2005

    Paris and Nicole go and work with a plastic surgeon. Obviously, chaos reigns more ways than one. Also, Meanwhile, the girls hit it off with their new host family and leave quite a lasting impression on the mom.

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  • Zoo
    8.0/101 votes
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    #21 - Zoo

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2005

    When Paris and Nicole intern at a Baltimore zoo, the girls discover they both have true animal instincts. Meanwhile, the girls plan a romantic date for their new host parents in an effort to rekindle their flame after 20 years of marriage on the ""Zoo""

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  • Culinary
    8.0/101 votes
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    #22 - Culinary

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2005

    When the girls intern at the Gourmet Bakery, they stir up a whole lot of trouble making desserts. Also Paris cooks dinner for the family she is staying with.

    Director: N/A

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  • Manufacturing
    8.0/101 votes
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    #23 - Manufacturing

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 4/28/2005

    The girls intern at a manufacturing firm where their work proves dull, however they manage to have fun with their host family.

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  • The Nolan Family
    8.0/101 votes
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    #24 - The Nolan Family

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 6/4/2006

    Paris and Nicole are preggers! Well, sorta. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class...and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! So, when Nicole takes Mr. Nolan to a nudie joint, Mrs. Nolan's hormones go through the roof.

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  • The Contreras Family
    8.0/101 votes
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    #25 - The Contreras Family

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 7/23/2006

    Paris and Nicole endure a memorable camping trip with the family.

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