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The Worst Episodes of The Simple Life

The Simple Life is an American reality television series. The series aired from December 2, 2003 to August 5, 2007. The first three seasons aired...

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    #1 - Secretaries

    S3:E2

    When Paris and Nicole stop in Manhattan to intern in the mailroom of a marketing company, they learn that climbing the corporate ladder is hard, especially in designer shoes.

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  2. 3.0/10(31 votes)

    #2 - Flirting with Disaster

    S5:E5

    A couples therapy camp begins and the girls get a visit from Paris's mom, Kathy Hilton. Paris and Nicoles romance skills get put to the test and Paris and Hunter's relationship takes a major turn.

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  3. 3.1/10(33 votes)

    #3 - Committed

    S5:E6

    As the couples camp draws to a close Paris and Nicole help the camp couples to undergo recommitment ceremonies. Paris helps a camper with his commitment issues. Someone is playing practical jokes on the girls, but it is not who they suspected. They also must face their own issues with love.

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  4. 3.7/10(44 votes)

    #4 - The Nolan Family

    S4:E1

    Paris and Nicole are preggers! Well, sorta. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class...and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! So, when Nicole takes Mr. Nolan to a nudie joint, Mrs. Nolan's hormones go through the roof.

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  5. 3.7/10(42 votes)

    #5 - The Burton Family

    S4:E9

    Paris and Nicole visit an artistic family. New-age values are put to the test.

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  6. 3.8/10(44 votes)

    #6 - The Padilla Family

    S4:E4

    Paris and Nicole vist a new family and are asked to play mother to four children.

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  8. 3.9/10(60 votes)

    #7 - The Simple Life Reunion

    S1:E8

    Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reunite with the Ledding family. They talk about season one in front of a live studio audience and promote season two.

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  9. 3.9/10(45 votes)

    #8 - The Weekes Family

    S4:E3

    Paris and Nicole fill in for a housewife who is desperate to keep the spark alive in her 12-year marriage. The girls' "husband for a day" bends over backward as he tries to teach them how a relationship works, but commitment just doesn't come easily for Paris and Nicole. To show this couple how they would keep the spark alive, Paris gets wild 'n' wet on a golf course, and Nicole brings blindfolds, tequila and an erotic photo shoot into the mix. It's safe to say this host couple may never be the same.

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  10. 3.9/10(40 votes)

    #9 - Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    S5:E3

    Paris and Nicole cause mischief when they try to council a group of girls and their moms for a pageant. Paris helps Joey, the camp directors son with his first date. Nicole has to break the news to Hunter that Paris only likes him as a friend.

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  11. 3.9/10(34 votes)

    #10 - Showstoppers

    S5:E4

    Paris and Nicole prepare the campers and their moms for the pageant. With an unexpected turn of events, the mom's are made to do the pageant and their daughters prepare them.

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  12. 3.9/10(38 votes)

    #11 - Babes in the Woods

    S5:E8

    Paris and Nicole's 'survival' skills are put to the test when they become lost in the woods. Survival camp draws to a close and the campers and Myke have an interesting send off.

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  13. 4.2/10(50 votes)

    #12 - The Bowden Family

    S4:E5

    Paris and Nicole throw suprise commitment ceremonies for unwed lesbian mothers.

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  14. 4.2/10(46 votes)

    #13 - The Beggs Family

    S4:E8

    Paris and Nicole help out a family with a messy house.

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  15. 4.3/10(57 votes)

    #14 - Back in the Saddle

    S2:E10

    Before finally heading home to Beverly Hills, Paris and Nicole make their last stop at a Texas ranch, where they work on a cattle drive. But when the girls discover the herd is going to be slaughtered, they take matters into their own hands.

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  16. 4.3/10(51 votes)

    #15 - The Ghauri Family

    S4:E2

    Paris and Nicole trade in their designer dresses for traditional saris when they take over the responsibilities of a traditional Pakistani mom. With the patient help of their "husband" and Americanized fifteen-year-old "son," the girls manage to dress, speak and dance like conservative Pakistani housewives...or at least their version of it. But things don't go as well when Paris and Nicole decide to share their experiences, namely how they like to party.

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  17. 4.3/10(48 votes)

    #16 - The Murrie Family

    S4:E6

    Paris and Nichole are challenged by caring for a five year old and a baby.

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  18. 4.4/10(44 votes)

    #17 - Hollywood Ending

    S5:E10

    The finale draws the girls time at Camp Shawnee to a close. They end their time a Camp Shawnee with 'Paris and Nicole The Muscial' and a suprise for camp director Ed.

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  19. 4.5/10(52 votes)

    #18 - Dancing Sheep

    S2:E6

    In Texas, the two terrors steal away with the sons of a hippie family for a little tanning-salon action that ends up coloring the kids' opinions of their new houseguests.

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  20. 4.5/10(22 votes)

    #19 - The Simple Life 2: Road Trip: The Stuff We Weren't Allowed To Show You

    S2:E11

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  21. 4.5/10(45 votes)

    #20 - Almost Fame-less

    S5:E9

    Acting camp begins at Camp Shawnee. Paris and Hunter develop their relationship. Sally Kirkland joins Camp Shawnee and has some interesting teaching techniques and lessons to share with the campers. Nicole and Paris have a few run-in's with Sally.

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  22. 4.6/10(56 votes)

    #21 - Play Ball

    S2:E7

    The girls crash with the Cashes, and they have a hell of a time with the Christian family's no-profanity rule. Thank heaven they also score jobs working at the minor-league baseball field. Of course...they're not much better at it than their other jobs.

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  23. 4.6/10(42 votes)

    #22 - Big Primpin

    S5:E2

    Paris and Nicole try to help the campers of Camp Shawnee get into shape. They show the female campers how to loose weight 'their' way and the girl and boy campers go into competition on who can loose the most weight. Nicole gives Hunter tips on impressing Paris. Hunter later finds out that Paris doesn't impress easily.

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  24. 4.7/10(55 votes)

    #23 - Jenny's First Date

    S2:E5

    In the swamplands of Louisiana, Paris and Nicole meet their next host family and make a big impression after taking their daughter on a shopping spree; the women get jobs trapping crawfish.

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  25. 4.7/10(32 votes)

    #24 - The Contreras Family

    S4:E7

    Paris and Nicole endure a memorable camping trip with the family.

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  26. 4.7/10(47 votes)

    #25 - Say Hello to Myke Hawke

    S5:E7

    Survivalist camp begins at Camp Shawnee, and Paris and Nicole must learn how to rough it in the wilderness. The campers are put to the test by eating bugs, using knives and starting their own fires. Survivalist camp proves too hard for one camper and another develops a crush on Myke Hawke.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Secretaries" is the worst rated episode of "The Simple Life". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/26/2005. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Flirting with Disaster".