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The Worst Episodes of The Simple Life

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The Worst Episodes of The Simple Life

The Simple Life is an American reality television series. The series aired from December 2, 2003 to August 5, 2007. The first three seasons aired...

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  1. Background image for Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction
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    #1 - Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction

    S1:E5

    The girls work for this cattle auctioneer. He has them go to the feed store to pick up some feed. Nicole decides to charge a few extra things to his account. A folding mirror and a $120 birdhouse to give to the lady they are staying with for Mother's Day. The man finds out and comes to talk to them.

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  2. Background image for Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up
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    #2 - Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up

    S1:E6

    The ladies get jobs at a gas station-food mart (and bait shop), and soon reel in two local boys as customers, whom they'll accompany to a club. In so doing, they'll stay out beyond their curfew, and in a number of ways they'll pay.

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  3. Background image for The Simple Life 2: Road Trip: The Stuff We Weren't Allowed To Show You
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    #3 - The Simple Life 2: Road Trip: The Stuff We Weren't Allowed To Show You

    S2:E11

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    #4 - Secretaries

    S3:E2

    When Paris and Nicole stop in Manhattan to intern in the mailroom of a marketing company, they learn that climbing the corporate ladder is hard, especially in designer shoes.

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    #5 - The Padilla Family

    S4:E4

    Paris and Nicole vist a new family and are asked to play mother to four children.

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  6. Background image for Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun
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    #6 - Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    S5:E3

    Paris and Nicole cause mischief when they try to council a group of girls and their moms for a pageant. Paris helps Joey, the camp directors son with his first date. Nicole has to break the news to Hunter that Paris only likes him as a friend.

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    #7 - Hollywood Ending

    S5:E10

    The finale draws the girls time at Camp Shawnee to a close. They end their time a Camp Shawnee with 'Paris and Nicole The Muscial' and a suprise for camp director Ed.

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  9. Background image for Dentistry
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Dentistry

    S3:E16

    The girls last stop is Tennessee, where they fall into the hands of an overly-chipper motivational speaker and beauty queen coach. So this diva convinces Paris to enter the local pageant. Meanwhile, their last internship is at a dentist's office where Paris and Nicole must drill.

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  10. Background image for The One About The Rumors a.k.a. Fair Fun
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - The One About The Rumors a.k.a. Fair Fun

    S1:E4

    To get the town to know them better Paris and Nicole (with the help of the mayor) become co-chairman of the annual town festival--obviously things do not go well. Plus, Paris gets her dog certified over at the town hall, making sure the dog is healthy.

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  11. Background image for Brand New Look
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Brand New Look

    S2:E8

    The girls bring their own spice to Spicewood, Texas, where they repay their biker couple hosts by helping their 14-year-old son with his homework. Maybe they'll do better when they get jobs at Lonny's Beauty Salon. Or maybe not. Woops - why does that nice woman look like a hooker? You can guess who gave her a makeover!

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  12. Background image for Good-bye and Good Luck a.k.a. Goin' Home
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Good-bye and Good Luck a.k.a. Goin' Home

    S1:E7

    In the finale, the girls are prodded to pack their pricey bags after Nicole's barroom hissy finally gets Janet's goat. Not that they've been model citizens anyway. Having insulted locals and avoided labor since day one, it's a safe bet that few folks will be missing Misses Richie and Hilton once they're gone.

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  13. Background image for The Bowden Family
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - The Bowden Family

    S4:E5

    Paris and Nicole throw suprise commitment ceremonies for unwed lesbian mothers.

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  14. Background image for The Murrie Family
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - The Murrie Family

    S4:E6

    Paris and Nichole are challenged by caring for a five year old and a baby.

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  15. Background image for The Burton Family
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - The Burton Family

    S4:E9

    Paris and Nicole visit an artistic family. New-age values are put to the test.

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  16. Background image for Flirting with Disaster
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Flirting with Disaster

    S5:E5

    A couples therapy camp begins and the girls get a visit from Paris's mom, Kathy Hilton. Paris and Nicoles romance skills get put to the test and Paris and Hunter's relationship takes a major turn.

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  17. Background image for The Simple Life Reunion
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - The Simple Life Reunion

    S1:E8

    Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reunite with the Ledding family. They talk about season one in front of a live studio audience and promote season two.

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  18. Background image for Dancing Sheep
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Dancing Sheep

    S2:E6

    In Texas, the two terrors steal away with the sons of a hippie family for a little tanning-salon action that ends up coloring the kids' opinions of their new houseguests.

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  19. Background image for Deputized
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Deputized

    S2:E9

    Paris and Nicole continue on their cross-country journey to their next stop in Texas, the Click Ranch. The girls give the father, Bob, some tips on how to be more romantic with his wife. Meanwhile, they get jobs at the local sheriff's station, where their wild antics lead their boss to give them the right to remain silent.

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  20. Background image for Back in the Saddle
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Back in the Saddle

    S2:E10

    Before finally heading home to Beverly Hills, Paris and Nicole make their last stop at a Texas ranch, where they work on a cattle drive. But when the girls discover the herd is going to be slaughtered, they take matters into their own hands.

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  21. Background image for Plastic Surgery
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Plastic Surgery

    S3:E5

    Paris and Nicole go and work with a plastic surgeon. Obviously, chaos reigns more ways than one. Also, Meanwhile, the girls hit it off with their new host family and leave quite a lasting impression on the mom.

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  22. Background image for Zoo
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Zoo

    S3:E8

    When Paris and Nicole intern at a Baltimore zoo, the girls discover they both have true animal instincts. Meanwhile, the girls plan a romantic date for their new host parents in an effort to rekindle their flame after 20 years of marriage on the ""Zoo""

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  23. Background image for Culinary
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Culinary

    S3:E9

    When the girls intern at the Gourmet Bakery, they stir up a whole lot of trouble making desserts. Also Paris cooks dinner for the family she is staying with.

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  24. Background image for Manufacturing
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Manufacturing

    S3:E14

    The girls intern at a manufacturing firm where their work proves dull, however they manage to have fun with their host family.

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  25. Background image for The Nolan Family
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - The Nolan Family

    S4:E1

    Paris and Nicole are preggers! Well, sorta. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class...and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! So, when Nicole takes Mr. Nolan to a nudie joint, Mrs. Nolan's hormones go through the roof.

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  26. Background image for The Contreras Family
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - The Contreras Family

    S4:E7

    Paris and Nicole endure a memorable camping trip with the family.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Shopaholics a.k.a. Live Stock Auction" is the worst rated episode of "The Simple Life". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/17/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up".