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The Worst Episodes of The Suite Life on Deck

Every episode of The Suite Life on Deck ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Suite Life on Deck!

Zack and Cody Martin are aboard the SS Tipton, a luxury passenger cruise liner owned by London's father. The ship cruises the world with tourists...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Breakup in Paris (2)" is the worst rated episode of "The Suite Life on Deck". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Rich Correll and written by Pamela Eells, Adam I. Lapidus, it aired on 6/25/2010. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Breakup in Paris (1)".

  • Breakup in Paris (2)
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    #1 - Breakup in Paris (2)

    Season 2 Episode 30 - Aired 6/25/2010

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    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: Pamela Eells, Adam I. Lapidus

  • Breakup in Paris (1)
    6.0/101 votes
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    #2 - Breakup in Paris (1)

    Season 2 Episode 29 - Aired 6/18/2010

    Cody and Bailey are planning to celebrate their one year anniversary when the SS Tipton docks in Paris. Cody asks London to help him make his date perfect. However, a big misunderstanding begins when Bailey sees Cody with London (who were just practicing the date) and mistakes her as the "hideous French girl". The next day, the day of the anniversary, Cody sees Bailey with another guy, Jean Luc, who was just trying to cheer her up. Bailey and Cody start arguing about the misunderstanding, and decide it would be better if they broke up. Meanwhile, Zack and Woody are pursued by art thieves.

    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: N/A

  • Rat Tale
    6.2/10127 votes
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    #3 - Rat Tale

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 7/9/2010

    No longer a couple, Cody and Bailey must choose who keeps Buck, their pet rat. Kirby investigates both to see who will make the better owner, but Woody is bitten by Buck, creating a super-hero alter-ego "Ratman."

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • Computer Date
    6.2/10141 votes
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    #4 - Computer Date

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 8/27/2010

    Arwin comes on board the SS Tipton to improve the ship by adding a robot. However, problems start to occur when it begins to have feelings for Cody. Meanwhile, London and Woody enlist Zack's help to pass a gym class.

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • It's All Greek to Me
    6.3/10165 votes
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    #5 - It's All Greek to Me

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2008

    The S.S. Tipton visits Greece. While they are there, Bailey crushes on the tour guide, which makes Cody jealous. To impress her, Arwin's cousin, Milos, gives him a replica of the ancient amulet of the Greek goddess Aphrodite to give as a gift to her, but in a mix up, he ends up getting the real one. Meanwhile, London has to write a speech for her father, who is funding a new exhibit, but finds it very difficult, but then has a dream about Greek history, which inspires her.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • Sea Monster Mash
    6.3/10153 votes
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    #6 - Sea Monster Mash

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2008

    The class has a school project to complete and Cody chooses Bailey to be his partner, disappointing Zack who had hoped to get Cody to complete his and Woody's project for them. After Bailey tells London that she has partnered with Cody, London teams up with Zack and Woody. Cody is trying to catch a famous sea monster, but keeps failing and disappointing Bailey. Zack tries to sabotage Cody's project. However, his own project turns into a monster when London pours a smoothie into their plant project, causing it to grow and eventually trapping Zack, Woody, and London. The sea monster shows up at the end of the episode.

    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: N/A

  • So You Think You Can Date
    6.3/10119 votes
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    #7 - So You Think You Can Date

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/16/2010

    The Seven Seas High dance is coming up. Having broke up, Cody and Bailey lie about having dates to the dance, so they quickly try to find a backup date to backup their lie. Now the pressure is on to see who has the best game. Meanwhile, Woody is tired of Tutweiller and Moseby arguing about who should get the skydeck for the school dance, so he makes them share the skydeck. It is revealed though flashback that Mr. Moseby and Miss Tutweiler's interest in the Middle Ages and 1980s, respectively, comes from the tribulations they endured as outcasts in their youth. Through understanding, Mr. Moseby convinces Emma that they both have become successful adults and have overcome their painful pasts.

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • My Oh Maya
    6.3/10145 votes
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    #8 - My Oh Maya

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/23/2010

    Zack becomes attracted to a girl named Maya, but when he realizes he is actually falling in love with her, he attempts to use the six month plan Cody devised to date Bailey. Meanwhile, Dante, the boy who stole Marcus's identity in Paris, stows away on board to have Marcus produce his next album. In addition, Cody is trying to condition himself to forget about Bailey by flicking a rubber band against his wrist every time he thinks about her while she is visiting her home in Kettlecorn.

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • The Wrong Stuff
    6.4/10158 votes
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    #9 - The Wrong Stuff

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 3/27/2009

    London holds a competition between Cody and Woody to decide which one of them will accompany her on her trip to the Tipton Space Station. Desperate to win, Cody and Woody each try to sabotage the other during the competition. Meanwhile, Zack is in charge of the senior citizen's activities and meets a passenger who is unwilling to participate in any of the activities. Zack makes multiple attempts to find something he wants to do and finally discovers that he enjoys playing pranks on other people. Together, they try to pull off a series of pranks on the other passengers.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Splash & Trash
    6.4/10162 votes
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    #10 - Splash & Trash

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 4/17/2009

    Zack and Woody are convinced that a girl the S.S. Tipton rescued from the ocean is actually a mermaid. They make multiple attempts to prove it, but are unsuccessful. Upon her telling Zack that she is really a competitive swimmer and extremely busy training for the Olympics, Zack decides to teach her how to relax. Meanwhile, Cody is fired as the ship's towel boy after he doesn't allow passengers to use multiple towels in an attempt to protect the environment. He also puts up a show to portray the future of the Earth if this kind of overuse continues, which ultimately gets him re-hired as towel boy.

    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: N/A

  • Senior Ditch Day
    6.4/10134 votes
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    #11 - Senior Ditch Day

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 10/22/2010

    London and Woody go to a posh beach club for senior ditch day, but when the bouncer won't let Woody in, London and Zack go without him. Meanwhile, in an effort to keep their perfect attendance records, Bailey and Cody show up for class, which annoys Ms. Tutweiller who was looking forward to her day off.

    Director: Phill Lewis

    Writer: N/A

  • seaHarmony
    6.5/10158 votes
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    #12 - seaHarmony

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/12/2008

    Zack and London play matchmaker for Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutweiller, but with little success. Eventually, they get Moseby and Tutweiller together, and although they have an argument, they remain together. Meanwhile, Cody tries to impress Bailey by acting like someone else based on her dating test results. However, what Cody doesn't know is that some of her answers were for fun, while others were true.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
    6.5/10148 votes
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    #13 - Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 6/5/2009

    After Kirby injures Moseby, Connie takes over Moseby's work and breaks a boat in a bottle intended as a gift for the captain. Everyone tries to comfort Moseby, but none of them do any good. Moseby overhears mention of a problem with the boat and thinks there is a problem with the full-size ship. London eventually fixes the boat in a bottle. Moseby falls down the stairs and injures everyone except London. Finally, Moseby accidentally breaks the boat and doesn't have enough time to repair it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Danny Kallis

  • Ala-ka-scram!
    6.5/10135 votes
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    #14 - Ala-ka-scram!

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/14/2009

    London wants to become the assistant to the ship's magician after she develops a crush on him. Meanwhile, Zack wants to spend more time with Woody.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • Parrot Island
    6.6/10203 votes
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    #15 - Parrot Island

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2008

    When the S.S. Tipton makes a special trip to pick up London from Parrot Island, Bailey, Moseby and Woody find themselves in jail because all the parrots left for Seal Island after Tipton Industries cut down all the trees. It's up to Zack and Cody to get them out of it but Zack and Cody end up in jail along with the others, and Bailey has to use her pig, Porkers, to rescue them. Zack and Cody fight for Bailey and Zack lets Cody have her after finding out about her ex-boyfriend Moose and seeing she has too much "baggage".

    Director: Rich Correll, Danny Kallis

    Writer: N/A

  • Mom and Dad on Deck
    6.6/10168 votes
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    #16 - Mom and Dad on Deck

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/20/2009

    The boys plan to have an all-guys weekend with their dad, but a surprise visit from their mom ruins it. When Kurt and Carey get a show on the ship, Mr. Moseby says they can stay on board, but worried their parents will permanently stay on the ship, the twins hatch a plan to sabotage their parents' show. Meanwhile, London tries to find the perfect belated birthday gift for Mr. Moseby by following him around all day. In the end, London makes Mr. Moseby very happy that he got a present from her because even his own mother forgot his birthday.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Danny Kallis

  • Family Thais
    6.6/10147 votes
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    #17 - Family Thais

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 9/18/2009

    London visits her grandmother in Thailand. Meanwhile, Zack asks Cody to go on a double date with him.

    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: N/A

  • Lost at Sea (2)
    6.6/10132 votes
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    #18 - Lost at Sea (2)

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 10/9/2009

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    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: N/A

  • Roomies
    6.6/10139 votes
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    #19 - Roomies

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 10/16/2009

    Zack is surprised to learn that he has a new roommate who used to be a famous rapper until he hit puberty and his voice got deep.

    Director: Danny Kallis

    Writer: Danny Kallis

  • Bermuda Triangle
    6.6/10127 votes
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    #20 - Bermuda Triangle

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 11/13/2009

    Zack and Cody receive a $200 check from their parents for their 16th Birthday, but have an argument about how to spend it. During the argument, they both wish they were an only child and once the ship enters the Bermuda Triangle, their wish comes true.

    Director: Phill Lewis

    Writer: N/A

  • Rock the Kasbah
    6.6/10128 votes
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    #21 - Rock the Kasbah

    Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 4/16/2010

    Cody wants to buy earrings for Bailey, but Zack insists he bargain with the cashier for a better price. Meanwhile, London, Bailey, Marcus, and Woody discover a magic lamp that contains a genie willing to grant wishes, causing them to argue over which wishes should be granted.

    Director: Rich Correll

    Writer: N/A

  • Seven Seas News
    6.6/10126 votes
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    #22 - Seven Seas News

    Season 2 Episode 26 - Aired 5/7/2010

    While producing a news show for Ms. Tutweiller's class, each of the kids find their own set of problems. Zack and Bailey clash as co-anchors, Cody makes a shocking discovery linked to London during his investigative reporting, Kirby reminisces about the good ole days, while London is having trouble with the green screen.

    Director: Bob Koherr

    Writer: N/A

  • Trouble in Tokyo
    6.6/10137 votes
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    #23 - Trouble in Tokyo

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/29/2010

    Carey joins the boys while they're in Japan when she's selected to star in a soda commercial by a businessman who's taken a liking to her when he saw her perform at the Tipton. Shooting the commercial is difficult enough since the soda is flavored with shrimp and tastes awful. Things get worse when Zack smashes an expensive camera and the family has to pay for it by becoming tasters at the soda factory. Meanwhile, Woody is able to defeat a sumo wrestler in the ring to win an unlimited ship gold card. However, having lost his confidence, the wrestler continuously hangs around Woody, getting him annoyed to the point of facing him in the ring again in hopes he finally leaves the ship. Also, London does everything she can to avoid going to the dentist.

    Director: Eric Dean Seaton

    Writer: N/A

  • The Play's the Thing
    6.6/10128 votes
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    #24 - The Play's the Thing

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 1/7/2011

    After assigning the class to write their own play, Ms. Tutweiler selects Cody's play to be presented in class. However, Bailey refuses to participate after realizing the play antagonizes her role in the break-up between her and Cody, forcing Cody to act as Bailey and Zack as Cody.

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • The Mommy and the Swami
    6.7/10153 votes
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    #25 - The Mommy and the Swami

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/9/2009

    When the ship stops in India, Cody takes Zack with him to visit his guru, a Swami who lives in the top of a mountain who charges high prices for everything he sells. Eventually, Zack and Cody run out of money and join the Swami's worldwide call center. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby is having computer problems and is trying to contact the call center for help, but without any success. Padma, who was originally London's roommate on the ship, but left after London bribed her, asks London to help convince her mother that she was still at sea. It is later shown that the help center Moseby was calling was run by the Swami, who used an American accent.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A