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    This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 1 - Brain on Drugs
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    #1 - Brain on Drugs

    S1:E1

    Keegan-Michael Key remembers driving around Detroit with a crackhead, Bobby Lee chats about his time on "MADtv," and Ari Shaffir describes smuggling pot gummy bears.

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  2. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 2 - Battles
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    #2 - Battles

    S1:E2

    Paul Scheer admonishes an irresponsible pet owner, Ali Siddiq learns the meaning of important prison slang, and Bert Kreischer wrestles a bear for his television show.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 3 - Family
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    S1:E3

    Tom Papa looks back on methods of teenage seduction, Ralphie May gets high at a same-sex wedding, and Rob Corddry's wife accidentally sends a horrible email.

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  4. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 4 - Romance
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    #4 - Romance

    S1:E4

    Iliza Shlesinger remembers a duplicitous boyfriend, Barry Rothbart recalls an eventful trip to Atlantic City, and Big Jay Oakerson describes a risque game of truth or dare.

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  5. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 5 - Emergency
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    #5 - Emergency

    S1:E5

    Marc Maron's hypochondria leads him to a neurologist, Ms. Pat discovers the importance of having big breasts, and Steve Rannazzisi's mission for a late-night snack goes awry.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 6 - Wonder Years
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    #6 - Wonder Years

    S1:E6

    DL Hughley describes how growing up in Los Angeles shaped his worldview, Jay Larson reveals how he won a morning radio contest, and Ari Shaffir remembers a childhood grudge.

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  7. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 7 - Travel
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    #7 - Travel

    S1:E7

    Cristela Alonzo describes a romantic trip that went awry, Tom Segura remembers meeting fellow comic Bruce Bruce, and Joe Rogan looks back on an unexpected hotel evacuation.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. This Is Not Happening Season 1 Episode 8 - Friendship
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    #8 - Friendship

    S1:E8

    Joey Diaz shares his definition of true friendship, and Ari Shaffir and Pete Carboni remember getting separated while tripping on mushrooms for the first time.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 1 - Psychedelia
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    #9 - Psychedelia

    S2:E1

    Henry Rollins and Dan Cummins join host Ari Shaffir to share stories about their psychedelic experiences.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 2 - Crime
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    #10 - Crime

    S2:E2

    Jim Breuer reminisces about prank calling his workplace, Kurt Metzger talks about growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and Ari tells a story about a dog with peculiar tastes.

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  11. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 3 - Romance
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    #11 - Romance

    S2:E3

    Kate Willett describes a sexual encounter at Burning Man, Kyle Kinane recalls an unromantic liaison with a teacher, and Nick Swardson tells the story of an accidental orgy.

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  12. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 4 - Bloodline
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    #12 - Bloodline

    S2:E4

    Bret Ernst recalls his angriest childhood moment, Moshe Kasher reveals how his friend bailed him out of a jam, and Hannah Friedman remembers her competitive monkey sister.

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  13. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 5 - Melee
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    #13 - Melee

    S2:E5

    Al Madrigal describes performing in front of a rough audience, Joe DeRosa unleashes his volatile temper, and Felipe Esparza recalls his youth as a reluctant gangster.

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  14. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 6 - Disaster
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    #14 - Disaster

    S2:E6

    Ari Shaffir describes a messy trip to China, Nicole Byer shares the worst things she's done while drunk, and Ron White reveals the details of his quest for a missing tooth.

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  15. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 7 - Nostalgia
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    #15 - Nostalgia

    S2:E7

    Artie Lange scores cocaine while dressed as a pig, Randall Park reluctantly returns to his middle school, and Steve Simeone performs for gang members.

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  16. This Is Not Happening Season 2 Episode 8 - Karma
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    #16 - Karma

    S2:E8

    Ari Shaffir pretends to be an attorney, Sean Patton taunts his roommate and Joey Diaz talks about a dirty cop who sealed his own fate.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 1 - Scumbag
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    #17 - Scumbag

    S3:E1

    Ari Shaffir reveals the grossest thing he's ever done to a friend, and Sal Vulcano explains why he once held a pair of pants for ransom.

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  18. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 2 - Mortality
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    #18 - Mortality

    S3:E2

    Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 3 - Panic
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    #19 - Panic

    S3:E3

    Maria Bamford describes her nervous breakdown, Andrew W.K. remembers a nightmarish public performance, and Al Jackson explains a horrible show he was tricked into doing.

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  20. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 4 - Blunder
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    #20 - Blunder

    S3:E4

    Ari Shaffir gets into the Christmas spirit, Brian Regan becomes the campaign manager for a dog, and Rory Scovel pinpoints the moment he grew up.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 5 - The Law
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    #21 - The Law

    S3:E5

    Louie Anderson gives lip to FBI agents who come to his house, Liza Treyger's drinking spirals out of control, and Bonnie McFarlane gets accused of burning her house down.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 6 - Romance
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    #22 - Romance

    S3:E6

    Big Jay Oakerson loses his virginity, Julian McCullough makes a giant mistake for love, and Bobby Lee ruins an orgy.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 7 - Adventure
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    #23 - Adventure

    S3:E7

    Sean Flannery narrowly survives a bad fall, Russell Peters performs for a Saudi prince, and Bert Kreischer gets involved in a sex show.

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  24. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 8 - Drugs
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    #24 - Drugs

    S3:E8

    Ari Shaffir's scavenger hunt goes wrong, Steve Rannazzisi hangs out with Santa Claus, and Nick Thune experiences a fart that may have kept him out of jail.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. This Is Not Happening Season 3 Episode 9 - Family
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    #25 - Family

    S3:E9

    Tom Papa goes on an adventure with his fun uncle, Steve Simeone engages in an epic video game war, and Gastor Almonte becomes Batman.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Brain on Drugs" is the best rated episode of "This Is Not Happening". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/22/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Battles".