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Keegan-Michael Key remembers driving around Detroit with a crackhead, Bobby Lee chats about his time on "MADtv," and Ari Shaffir describes smuggling pot gummy bears.

Brain on Drugs

Paul Scheer admonishes an irresponsible pet owner, Ali Siddiq learns the meaning of important prison slang, and Bert Kreischer wrestles a bear for his television show.

Battles

Tom Papa looks back on methods of teenage seduction, Ralphie May gets high at a same-sex wedding, and Rob Corddry's wife accidentally sends a horrible email.

Family

Iliza Shlesinger remembers a duplicitous boyfriend, Barry Rothbart recalls an eventful trip to Atlantic City, and Big Jay Oakerson describes a risque game of truth or dare.

Romance

Marc Maron's hypochondria leads him to a neurologist, Ms. Pat discovers the importance of having big breasts, and Steve Rannazzisi's mission for a late-night snack goes awry.

Emergency

DL Hughley describes how growing up in Los Angeles shaped his worldview, Jay Larson reveals how he won a morning radio contest, and Ari Shaffir remembers a childhood grudge.

Wonder Years

Cristela Alonzo describes a romantic trip that went awry, Tom Segura remembers meeting fellow comic Bruce Bruce, and Joe Rogan looks back on an unexpected hotel evacuation.

Travel

Joey Diaz shares his definition of true friendship, and Ari Shaffir and Pete Carboni remember getting separated while tripping on mushrooms for the first time.

Friendship

Henry Rollins and Dan Cummins join host Ari Shaffir to share stories about their psychedelic experiences.

Psychedelia

Jim Breuer reminisces about prank calling his workplace, Kurt Metzger talks about growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and Ari tells a story about a dog with peculiar tastes.

Crime

Kate Willett describes a sexual encounter at Burning Man, Kyle Kinane recalls an unromantic liaison with a teacher, and Nick Swardson tells the story of an accidental orgy.

Bret Ernst recalls his angriest childhood moment, Moshe Kasher reveals how his friend bailed him out of a jam, and Hannah Friedman remembers her competitive monkey sister.

Bloodline

Al Madrigal describes performing in front of a rough audience, Joe DeRosa unleashes his volatile temper, and Felipe Esparza recalls his youth as a reluctant gangster.

Melee

Ari Shaffir describes a messy trip to China, Nicole Byer shares the worst things she's done while drunk, and Ron White reveals the details of his quest for a missing tooth.

Disaster

Artie Lange scores cocaine while dressed as a pig, Randall Park reluctantly returns to his middle school, and Steve Simeone performs for gang members.

Nostalgia

Ari Shaffir pretends to be an attorney, Sean Patton taunts his roommate and Joey Diaz talks about a dirty cop who sealed his own fate.

Karma

Ari Shaffir reveals the grossest thing he's ever done to a friend, and Sal Vulcano explains why he once held a pair of pants for ransom.

Scumbag

Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.

Mortality

Maria Bamford describes her nervous breakdown, Andrew W.K. remembers a nightmarish public performance, and Al Jackson explains a horrible show he was tricked into doing.

Panic

Ari Shaffir gets into the Christmas spirit, Brian Regan becomes the campaign manager for a dog, and Rory Scovel pinpoints the moment he grew up.

Blunder

Louie Anderson gives lip to FBI agents who come to his house, Liza Treyger's drinking spirals out of control, and Bonnie McFarlane gets accused of burning her house down.

The Law

Big Jay Oakerson loses his virginity, Julian McCullough makes a giant mistake for love, and Bobby Lee ruins an orgy.

Sean Flannery narrowly survives a bad fall, Russell Peters performs for a Saudi prince, and Bert Kreischer gets involved in a sex show.

Adventure

Ari Shaffir's scavenger hunt goes wrong, Steve Rannazzisi hangs out with Santa Claus, and Nick Thune experiences a fart that may have kept him out of jail.

Drugs

Tom Papa goes on an adventure with his fun uncle, Steve Simeone engages in an epic video game war, and Gastor Almonte becomes Batman.

Ali Siddiq plots to get revenge on a prison guard, Greg Fitzsimmons encounters a talented heckler, and Joey Diaz gets into a fight with a nun.

Rage

Howie Mandel confronts his germaphobia, Scott Thompson learns the meaning of "rock bottom," and Roy Wood Jr. meets the sex-crazed godfather of Miami bass.

Filth

Kevin Smith unexpectedly rekindles his marriage, and Louie Katz falls in love with a gutter punk.

Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice," Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament. Viewer discretion advised.

Famous

It’s all acid trips, drug deals and robberies when Dan Soder and Shane Mauss share stories about the worst nightmares they’ve been forced to experience. Viewer discretion advised.

Nightmare

Roy Wood Jr. debunks a myth about Rod Stewart, Kathleen Madigan sniffs out a scam in Paris, and Bret Ernst's mom meddles in his sex life several different ways.

Moms

Roy Wood Jr. welcomes Louie Anderson, Byron Bowers and DeRay Davis to the stage to tell true stories about growing up with less-than-perfect fathers. Viewer discretion advised.

Dads

Theo Von, Tom Rhodes, Dave Landau and Chris Porter share their craziest tales of drinking and debauchery in a special hour-long episode. Viewer discretion advised.

Wasted

Chris Redd, Martha Kelly and Lil Rel Howery open up about times when life became more than just a figurative battle. Viewer discretion advised.

Combat

Rob Christensen gets caught smuggling drugs, Talib Kweli learns humility at a billionaire's birthday party, and Harland Williams finds himself battling dangerous wildlife.

Strange Lands

Big Jay Oakerson is humiliated online after being caught cheating, Michael Kosta gets rejected by a childhood crush, and Tom Arnold schemes to embezzle fast food.

Shame

Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer’s comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who’s high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.

Drugs, Drugs, Drugs

Jim Norton attends a bris for the first time, a man dangles his balls in front of Sean Patton, and Joel Kim Booster visits an Amsterdam sex club.

Genitalia

Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers’ food preferences at Golden Corral, Carrot Top’s act goes down in flames, and Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.

Grind

Kyle Kinane’s first sports victory turns tragic, Kurt Metzger refuses to show his friend his penis, and Gastor Almonte robs $1,000 from a few drug dealers.

Youth

Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.

Soulmates

Tiffany Haddish’s bar mitzvah dancing turns deadly, Mark Normand is pursued after breaking a man’s car mirror, and DeRay Davis hides in a club’s bathroom during a shooting.

Killers

Crime & Punishment

Danger

Despair

Lies

Outrageous stories from stand-up comedians, musicians and more show why real life experiences always make the best material.

All Episodes of This Is Not Happening

Season 1

Brain on Drugs

Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2015

Battles

Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/29/2015

Family

Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2015

Romance

Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2015

Emergency

Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/26/2015

Wonder Years

Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/5/2015

Travel

Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/12/2015

Friendship

Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/19/2015