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A not-so-happy family is divided further when the father gets a schizophrenic disorder. Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 16 - Mr. No
    5.8/10(24 votes)

    #1 - Mr. No

    S2:E16

    Tiffany is disturbed when Danny, a boy, doesn't want to go to the Valentine's Dance with her. Ryan plans on taking Ms. O'Hara, his chemistry teacher, but she blows herself up. Mr. Floppy sends obscene mail to Pamela Anderson.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 20 - Girls Who Wear Glasses
    5.8/10(27 votes)

    #2 - Girls Who Wear Glasses

    S2:E20

    Tiffany isn't the smartest girl in the class anymore when she is put into a smarter class.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 10 - Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life
    5.9/10(24 votes)

    #3 - Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life

    S2:E10

    Tiffany thinks Jack doesn't trust her when he doesn't let Tiffany go in her room with Mike, her boyfriend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 15 - In the Stars
    5.9/10(30 votes)

    #4 - In the Stars

    S2:E15

    When the family becomes obsessed with horoscopes, Ryan looks for a girl and Jennie tries to be nice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 12 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick
    5.9/10(20 votes)

    #5 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick

    S3:E12

    When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 13 - Sternberg
    5.9/10(21 votes)

    #6 - Sternberg

    S3:E13

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 3 - Angel Gone Bad
    6.0/10(22 votes)

    #7 - Angel Gone Bad

    S3:E3

    When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 18 - All About Jennie
    6.1/10(25 votes)

    #8 - All About Jennie

    S2:E18

    Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 22 - Getting More Than Some
    6.1/10(23 votes)

    #9 - Getting More Than Some

    S2:E22

    After taking Jack's advice, Ryan becomes engaged to Crystal, a thirty year old woman with two kids.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 1 - Tiffany's Rival
    6.1/10(29 votes)

    #10 - Tiffany's Rival

    S3:E1

    At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 15 - Tiffany on the Wild Side
    6.1/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Tiffany on the Wild Side

    S3:E15

    Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Unhappily Ever After Season 4 Episode 21 - The Clip Show
    6.1/10(19 votes)

    #12 - The Clip Show

    S4:E21

    When Ross nails shut the front door in order for everyone except Jeannie to watch his five hour story, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan think about (in order of names before) Floppy and Women and Beer, Clothes Clothes Clothes, and Lightning boy.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 5 - Lightning Boy
    6.2/10(24 votes)

    #13 - Lightning Boy

    S3:E5

    After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 7 - Halloween XXVII
    6.2/10(29 votes)

    #14 - Halloween XXVII

    S3:E7

    The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.

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  15. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 9 - The Pride of the Injuns
    6.2/10(22 votes)

    #15 - The Pride of the Injuns

    S3:E9

    When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 6 - I Know What You Did in the Closet
    6.2/10(21 votes)

    #16 - I Know What You Did in the Closet

    S5:E6

    After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 2 - Zit Could Happen to You
    6.3/10(29 votes)

    #17 - Zit Could Happen to You

    S2:E2

    When Tiffany gets a zit and Ryan sets the scale to ten pounds more than normal, Tiffany tries to develop a personality and Jennie starts jogging. Jennie becomes Vicky Vixen on the Internet, and Ryan finds that Vicki Vixen has the hots for him.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 14 - The President
    6.3/10(22 votes)

    #18 - The President

    S3:E14

    After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 16 - The Potato Rebellion
    6.3/10(20 votes)

    #19 - The Potato Rebellion

    S3:E16

    Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Unhappily Ever After Season 4 Episode 9 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker
    6.3/10(18 votes)

    #20 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker

    S4:E9

    When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 20 - The Artist and the Con Artist
    6.3/10(20 votes)

    #21 - The Artist and the Con Artist

    S5:E20

    Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Unhappily Ever After Season 1 Episode 10 - Mistress Jennie
    6.4/10(28 votes)

    #22 - Mistress Jennie

    S1:E10

    Jennifer goes out with Gavin Drake, ""Picture Framer of the Stars,"" and falls for him because it's the best date she has had so far. Tiffany and Ryan learn that he is a married man at school lunch because he is the father of Chelsea, one of their friends. They tell Jack, and he gets excited because he'll get to crush Jennie by telling her, and it'll be the best thing that has happened to him all year. Mr. Floppy wants him to wait telling her so that he can get gossip about Shannon Doherty out of Gavin. Jack doesn't get to tell her because Gavin asks her to be his mistress. Jeannie seriously considers it, but breaks up with him because it would be too much for her conscience.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 3 - The Rat
    6.4/10(24 votes)

    #23 - The Rat

    S2:E3

    Jack leaves Jennie's room for the basement because she won't let him have his ways, but he finds a giant rat in the basement and makes the kids get rid of it.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 19 - Date to Win
    6.4/10(21 votes)

    #24 - Date to Win

    S5:E19

    Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Unhappily Ever After Season 2 Episode 21 - Leaving Van Nuys
    6.5/10(23 votes)

    #25 - Leaving Van Nuys

    S2:E21

    It's summer break Ryan has just finished his senior year. After Ryan gets fired from the used car lot, Jack threatens to kick him out of the house if he doesn't get a job. So Ryan goes to Cheeseburger Community College, but finds he must repeat his senior year. Jack tries to keep the family out of the basement and works the night shift so he doesn't have to deal with the kids.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Mr. No" is the worst rated episode of "Unhappily Ever After". It scored 5.8/10 based on 24 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/14/1996. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Girls Who Wear Glasses".