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The Best Episodes of Unhappily Ever After Season 3

Every episode of Unhappily Ever After Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Unhappily Ever After Season 3!

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A not-so-happy family is divided further when the father gets a schizophrenic disorder. Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 1 - Tiffany's Rival
    6.1/10(29 votes)

    #1 - Tiffany's Rival

    S3:E1

    At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 2 - Beach Party
    6.9/10(38 votes)

    #2 - Beach Party

    S3:E2

    On a ""ditch day"" at school, Tiffany competes with Sable for Moondoggie, a surfer. Jennie doesn't want to be home when the maide comes, so she asks sick Jack to take her to the beach.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 3 - Angel Gone Bad
    6.0/10(22 votes)

    #3 - Angel Gone Bad

    S3:E3

    When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 4 - The Temptation of Jack
    7.4/10(28 votes)

    #4 - The Temptation of Jack

    S3:E4

    After Jennie makes Jack go talk to Morgana, Sable's mother, Morgana tries to seduce Jack. Meanwhile, Ryan becomes Sable's boyfriend, but it seems more like he's her slave.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 5 - Lightning Boy
    6.2/10(24 votes)

    #5 - Lightning Boy

    S3:E5

    After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 6 - Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
    7.2/10(20 votes)

    #6 - Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

    S3:E6

    Jack becomes lonely when Jennie gets Tiffany addicted to bingo.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 7 - Halloween XXVII
    6.2/10(29 votes)

    #7 - Halloween XXVII

    S3:E7

    The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 8 - Rock 'n' Roll
    7.0/10(18 votes)

    #8 - Rock 'n' Roll

    S3:E8

    Ryan gets angry when Tiffany changes his band and they become a success. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts going in the washer to get into alternate worlds.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 9 - The Pride of the Injuns
    6.2/10(22 votes)

    #9 - The Pride of the Injuns

    S3:E9

    When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 10 - Eating Hollywood
    7.7/10(25 votes)

    #10 - Eating Hollywood

    S3:E10

    When the family goes to The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie expects to see stars, but only sees Erik Estrada, who she doesn't recognize.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 11 - High and Dry
    7.4/10(22 votes)

    #11 - High and Dry

    S3:E11

    Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 12 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick
    5.9/10(20 votes)

    #12 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick

    S3:E12

    When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 13 - Sternberg
    5.9/10(21 votes)

    #13 - Sternberg

    S3:E13

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 14 - The President
    6.3/10(22 votes)

    #14 - The President

    S3:E14

    After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 15 - Tiffany on the Wild Side
    6.1/10(19 votes)

    #15 - Tiffany on the Wild Side

    S3:E15

    Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 16 - The Potato Rebellion
    6.3/10(20 votes)

    #16 - The Potato Rebellion

    S3:E16

    Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 17 - B-Minus Blues
    6.9/10(27 votes)

    #17 - B-Minus Blues

    S3:E17

    Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 18 - From Russia with Love
    6.5/10(19 votes)

    #18 - From Russia with Love

    S3:E18

    Ryan gets a mail order bride.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 19 - Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors
    7.3/10(20 votes)

    #19 - Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors

    S3:E19

    Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 20 - Shampoo
    7.4/10(23 votes)

    #20 - Shampoo

    S3:E20

    Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 21 - College!
    7.5/10(20 votes)

    #21 - College!

    S3:E21

    Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Unhappily Ever After Season 3 Episode 22 - The Joy of Meat
    7.1/10(18 votes)

    #22 - The Joy of Meat

    S3:E22

    Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a $10,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Tiffany's Rival" is the best rated episode of "Unhappily Ever After" season 3. It scored 6.1/10 based on 29 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/8/1996. This episode is rated 0.8 points higher than the second-best, "Beach Party".