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The Best Episodes of Unhappily Ever After Season 5

Every episode of Unhappily Ever After Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Unhappily Ever After Season 5!

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A not-so-happy family is divided further when the father gets a schizophrenic disorder. Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 1 - X-Happily Ever After
    7.3/10(21 votes)

    #1 - X-Happily Ever After

    S5:E1

    Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 2 - Feline Alright
    7.1/10(17 votes)

    #2 - Feline Alright

    S5:E2

    Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 3 - Basketball... Again?
    7.0/10(18 votes)

    #3 - Basketball... Again?

    S5:E3

    After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 4 - A Movie Show
    6.8/10(19 votes)

    #4 - A Movie Show

    S5:E4

    Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 5 - Love Letters
    7.2/10(18 votes)

    #5 - Love Letters

    S5:E5

    Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 6 - I Know What You Did in the Closet
    6.2/10(21 votes)

    #6 - I Know What You Did in the Closet

    S5:E6

    After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 7 - Ross' IQ
    6.7/10(19 votes)

    #7 - Ross' IQ

    S5:E7

    Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 8 - The Fencing Show
    7.1/10(19 votes)

    #8 - The Fencing Show

    S5:E8

    Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 9 - Smart and Stupid
    6.7/10(18 votes)

    #9 - Smart and Stupid

    S5:E9

    To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 10 - The Silver Rule
    7.2/10(16 votes)

    #10 - The Silver Rule

    S5:E10

    Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 11 - Secrets
    7.4/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Secrets

    S5:E11

    Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 12 - Royal Flush
    7.5/10(20 votes)

    #12 - Royal Flush

    S5:E12

    Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 13 - Taffy's Boy
    7.6/10(19 votes)

    #13 - Taffy's Boy

    S5:E13

    A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 14 - Tiffany's Big Break
    7.2/10(19 votes)

    #14 - Tiffany's Big Break

    S5:E14

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 15 - I Never Dunked for My Father
    6.9/10(17 votes)

    #15 - I Never Dunked for My Father

    S5:E15

    Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 16 - Sex & Violins
    7.0/10(18 votes)

    #16 - Sex & Violins

    S5:E16

    While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 17 - Tiffany Burger
    7.0/10(21 votes)

    #17 - Tiffany Burger

    S5:E17

    Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 18 - The Perfect Guy
    6.9/10(20 votes)

    #18 - The Perfect Guy

    S5:E18

    While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 19 - Date to Win
    6.4/10(21 votes)

    #19 - Date to Win

    S5:E19

    Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 20 - The Artist and the Con Artist
    6.3/10(20 votes)

    #20 - The Artist and the Con Artist

    S5:E20

    Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 21 - Tiffany Tutors the Teachers
    7.0/10(23 votes)

    #21 - Tiffany Tutors the Teachers

    S5:E21

    When finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Unhappily Ever After Season 5 Episode 22 - Le Morte D'Floppy
    7.2/10(22 votes)

    #22 - Le Morte D'Floppy

    S5:E22

    In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"X-Happily Ever After" is the best rated episode of "Unhappily Ever After" season 5. It scored 7.3/10 based on 21 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/13/1998. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Feline Alright".