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Universal Basic Guys S2E3 — Golden Beans
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Universal Basic Guys•Season 2•Episode 3

Golden Beans

8.1/10 · 66 votesOct 19, 2025

Ranked #1 of 18 in Season 2•+0.5 vs season avg

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Mark and David start a coffee shop in the garage. Tammy and Hank struggle to keep Mernft Man from bothering customers.

Directed byKatie Dyson
Written byRob Rosell
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Adam Malamut

Mark Hoagies / Hank Hoagies (voice)

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Craig Malamut

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Talia Genevieve

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Episode Summary

"Golden Beans" is episode 3 of Universal Basic Guys season 2. It scored 8.1/10 from 66 votes, ranking #1 of 18 episodes this season (season average 7.6). Directed by Katie Dyson and written by Rob Rosell, it aired on October 19, 2025.

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