7.7/1028 votesLoading...#1 - Val Goes To Town
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/1999
V.I.P.'s arch nemesis The Prophet is back and this time he's working with a terrorist organization and a crooked politician trying to extort millions from the city. In hopes of accomplishing this he gets V.I.P. shut down and Tasha thrown in jail. But in the end The Prophet is defeated and V.I.P. is reinstated.
Director: Chuck Bowman
Writer: N/A
7.5/1037 votesLoading...#2 - 21 Val Street
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2001
When Relic goes missing from Foam V.I.P. decide to check it out and they discover that he's taking college classes. Val goes to talk to him but he acts as though he doesn't know until she saves him from an assassin. He tells her that he's working undercover trying to uncover a bookmaking operation. She offers V.I.P.'s services since she probably led the assassin to him and V.I.P. go undercover as members of the faculty. Kay goes undercover as a student and is the butt of a practical joke by a sorority sister.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Steven Kriozere
7.3/1037 votesLoading...#3 - Return of The Owl
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1999
Tasha goes to meet a man but he shows up dead. She checks his pockets and finds a microchip in a little plastic bag. Kay cracks it open to discover that it's in Russian. According to Tasha it's a list of Tregoran sleeper spies. Tregoran was a scientist who would brainwash ordinary people and turn them into unwilling assassins who could be activated by a codeword or phrase. Tasha then goes to a museum to meet up with her ex-husband, a man known only as The Owl, to see if he can help her. As they leave two men attack them but are soon defeated. Val, Nikki and Quick show up and Tasha informs them that she's on the list of Tregoran sleeper spies. They decide to take Tasha off active duty because the wrong word or phrase can set her off. They have to monitor her every move. A man calls to meet with Tasha but they decide to send Val undercover posing as Tasha to meet with them. The men tell Val the codeword thinking it will set her off but since she isn't Tasha it doesn't. Her cover being bl
Director: Patrick R. Norris
Writer: N/A
7.3/1027 votesLoading...#4 - New Val'd Order
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/12/2000
V.I.P. go undercover as models in a Hawaiian Tropic contest to discover why some models go missing. What they discover is that the best models are being trained to being fighters like seen in the movie ""Fight Club"". Johnny becomes a member of V.I.P.
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Writer: Morgan Gendel
7.3/1029 votesLoading...#5 - Kayus Ex Machina
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 11/17/2001
Kay becomes the target of a rogue CIA agent when she accidently downloads assassination plans from the employee bios section of a website.
Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Writer: Rick Suvalle, Lorianne T. Overton
7.2/1037 votesLoading...#6 - Valma and Louise
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/1999
Jay Leno hires Val and Tasha to drive a car his dead aunt left him in her will to an auction in Sacramento. Along the way they pick up a hitchhiker who ends up being a wanted felon, the car gets stolen but they retrieve it, Tasha is suspected of kidnapping Val and the car is totaled but Jay doesn't seem to mind.
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Writer: Steven Kriozere
7.2/1028 votesLoading...#7 - Stop or Val's Mom Will Shoot
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/1999
Val's mom comes to L.A. on business and is threatened and chased by two men after the computer program she is scheduled to deliver to the L.A. branch of her firm.
Director: Adam Nimoy
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman
7.2/1030 votesLoading...#8 - Lights, Camera, Val
Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 5/13/2000
V.I.P. must protect a director from investors when they send an assassin to kill him for not paying them the 3 million dollars he owes them.
Director: Peter DeLuise
Writer: Steven Kriozere, Morgan Gendel
7.2/1024 votesLoading...#9 - True Val Story
Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/2002
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Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Rick Suvalle
7.1/1028 votesLoading...#10 - Ride of the Valkyries
Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 5/20/2000
Val's father returns and he's being targeted by a group of high tech terrorists. Val discovers that he's her father and she brings him to her penthouse where they discover that the terrorists are outside so they leave posing as decoys. Two of the terrorists enter the penthouse thinking that Val and her dad are still in there but are treated to a bomb; the bomb blows up destroying the penthouse. Tasha discovers that Val's dad is and ex-CIA operative who was involved in a top-secret project called OMEGA. Val's father is then busted and kept in an extremely well secured building. Tasha has to go through a set of lasers, like Catherine Zeta-Jones in the movie Entrapment, but before she can Val accidentally shoots her with a goo that has a similar effect as Novocain so Val has to take her place. She makes it through all right but gets excited and her breasts accidentally touch the last laser and set off the alarm. They escape with Val's dad and the CIA kills the remaining terrorist.
Director: Peter DeLuise
Writer: Steven Kriozere, Morgan Gendel
7.1/1026 votesLoading...#11 - Val Squared
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 2/3/2001
V.I.P. are hired to protect Dr. Greg ""Bonzai"" Kobak, a scientist whose oil-eating bacteria if mixed with a DNA accelerant will create Diablo 99. Diablo 99 is a toxin that will turn water into sludge and Dr. Tina Stokes plans to get her hands on both with the help of a Val double. She sends Val on a health spa getaway and has the fake Val infiltrate V.I.P. and steal Dr. Kovacs' bacteria but her plans are foiled when the real Val returns early believing something is up when Angel, Dr. Tina Stokes' partner, appears at the health and tries to kill her twice.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Steven Kriozere
7.1/1025 votesLoading...#12 - It's Val's Wonderful Life
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/12/2001
A fiery explosion aboard a boat leaves everyone to believe that Val is dead. V.I.P. start losing all their clients and their faith, Johnny quits, Nikki leaves to go to work for her grandfather and Kay almost goes to Vegas to get hitched. Quick and Tasha are the only ones left and they form ""Dexter Williams Protection"", to avenge Val's death, which is a joke to everyone. Finally Val emerges having been saved by Mexican fishermen and gets the former members back together again to save the day.
Director: Patrick R. Norris
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
7.1/1027 votesLoading...#13 - Val Cubed
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 2/2/2002
V.I.P. are asked by the EPA to transport a dangerous biological entity but problems arise when Joan Archer, Val's evil twin, escapes from prison and impersonates her once again.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Steven Kriozere
7.0/1029 votesLoading...#14 - Val Under Covers
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/21/2001
Val falls for a hitman while V.I.P. is protecting a corporate wistleblower.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Rick Suvalle
7.0/1028 votesLoading...#15 - Miss Con-Jeanie-Ality
Season 4 Episode 18 - Aired 4/20/2002
When a crew guy is killed while setting up the Miss All-Organic beauty pageant V.I.P. are called in to make sure it doesn't happen again. They go in undercover and discover that an international assassin is responsible for the murder.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
6.9/1028 votesLoading...#16 - Dangerous Beauty
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/22/2000
Art thieves are using a young artist to smuggle paintings. What they did was take pieces of art, put something on the canvas to make it look blank and have Bobby Xero, the artist, paint it. Then they'd put them up for sale at an art show, buy them, rid it of Bobby's work and resell it for much more money. Val however ruined their plans when she spilled some turpentine on one of the canvases exposing the art underneath. Now V.I.P. must regain the painting and rescue Val and Bobby Xero from the smugglers who threatened to kill them for discovering their scheme.
Director: Chuck Bowman
Writer: Steven Kriozere
6.9/1030 votesLoading...#17 - Get Vallery
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 1/13/2001
Bobbi Canary, a washed-up actress, is studying V.I.P. for a movie she says she's to appear in titled ""The Night of the Bodyguard"" but she's really having someone secretly videotape her outings with V.I.P. so she can make her own cheap movie. She happens to catch something on tape she shouldn't have and now V.I.P. must protect her.
Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Writer: Robert Bielak
6.9/1031 votesLoading...#18 - Chasing Anna
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2001
Quick and Johnny are both dating the woman they're supposed to be protecting. When they find out they decide to keep it strictly business until she's no longer a client. They, along with her, later discover that she's a princess and the rightful heir to the throne of some European country and that her parents were murdered by a member of the secret police. She decides to return home and asks Quick if it's okay if Johnny takes her to the airport, she then asks Johnny if it's okay if Quick takes her to the airport.Once Quick and Johnny are gone she heads over to kill the man who murdered her parents and almost gets killed herself if it wasn't for Nikki who had to take her driving test all over again.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tom Abraham
6.8/1036 votesLoading...#19 - Val The Hard Way
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 5/22/1999
A man named Prophet hires a group called The Double D Girls for a Las Vegas job. The only problem is The Double D Girls get busted before they can get to Las Vegas. Prophet doesn't know what The Double D Girls look like so detective Grispy decides to use V.I.P. to go undercover as The Double D Girls so he can find out who Prophet is working for. When they get to Las Vegas the limo they're driving in contains a bomb. They have 82 seconds to diffuse but first they have to find it. They find in time and throw it out the sunroof. They find out that Prophet wants them to steal some platinum. They pull off the job but the real Double D Girls show up and steal the platinum. They want to take Quick as a hostage but the rest of V.I.P. come to save him. Together they defeat The Double D Girls.
Director: Larry Rapaport
Writer: Morgan Gendel
6.8/1025 votesLoading...#20 - Val's Big Bang
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/19/2001
Val, Nikki and Johnny help an archeologist recover an ancient relic but they discover that she may be working with an evil Ukrainian general. Kay accidently locks herself, Tasha, Quick and ""Weird Al"" Yankovic in V.I.P. headquarters.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Steven Kriozere, Morgan Gendel
6.8/1025 votesLoading...#21 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Val
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 11/24/2001
Johnny's return to action films marks the return of his old Tong enemies who wish to make good on their threat to kill him but when one of the Tong's daughter's is kidnapped he strikes a deal with Johnny to let him live if he can return his daughter alive. Along with V.I.P.'s help they return the daughter save and sound but the Tong lied and attempt to shoot Johnny but he fakes his death so they'll leave him alone believing he is dead.
Director: Nelson McCormick
Writer: Rick Suvalle
6.8/1025 votesLoading...#22 - Sunshine Girls
Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 4/27/2002
After bringing the key witness in a hit man's trial to a safehouse Val and Tasha are captured and injected with a hypno drug. When they wake up they are told that they've been out for forty years and that it's now 2042.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Rick Suvalle
6.7/1039 votesLoading...#23 - Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie Beeman
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/16/1999
Ronnie Beeman, a controversial talk show host hires V.I.P. as security on his self titled talk show. On their first day on the job they stop an audience member from attempting to assassinate Ronnie Beeman. When they interrogate him all he tells them is that his name is Daniel J. Kilborne. Before they can anything else out of him he kills himself. Val however notices a tattoo on his right bicep which helps identify him as member of a Black Ops Commando Unit. The unit consists of four men and one woman. The next day at the studio another member of the Black Ops Commando Unit attempts to kill Ronnie Beeman, backstage this time. He also fails but manages to escape by car. Nikki and Tasha follow him to the commando's empty hideout and they manage to set off an electronic trip wire giving them seconds to escape before it explodes. They just barely make it. Afterwards when they explore the remains they find blueprints for the studio of the Ronnie Beeman Show. Ronnie takes some good advice and
Director: Barry Primus
Writer: Morgan Gendel
6.7/1029 votesLoading...#24 - All You Need is Val
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 2/5/2000
V.I.P. split up into two teams when Tasha is tired of doing charity events. She gets V.I.P. a job body guarding Cora DeFarge of DeFarge Industries but Val and Kay have already signed on to protect Paul McCartney from a bomb threat at a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) benefit concert. Val and Kay refuse to drop the PETA gig especially when they find out that DeFarge Industries is on PETA's list of companies to boycott. V.I.P. discover a warehouse owned by Cora DeFarge, which contains military issued weapons with the serial numbers, filed off, gold bars and monkey paws. When they return an hour later with Grispy the warehouse has been cleared of the aforementioned items and refilled with medical supplies. Tasha discovers that Cora is behind the bomb threat at the PETA benefit concert and V.I.P. become one again to eliminate Cora DeFarge.
Director: Steve Cohen
Writer: Kathy Slevin
6.7/1026 votesLoading...#25 - Survi-Val
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 10/7/2000
Val is selected to be a contestant on ""Danger Island"", a new reality show where six people have to survive on a deserted island in order to win two million dollars, but when a contestant is killed on the pilot episode V.I.P. are called in to investigate. Jeff Groom, a network executive, says that since the island is already pre-rigged with camera's they only send along two crew guys with digi-cams and the show's producer so Quick volunteers himself and Nikki. Once on the island however two contestant and the show's producer are killed and another contestant has his brains fried from the inside but he manages to survive. After Quick mentions one of the weapons used by the killer Kay hacks into some military files and discovers that the killer is a Major Ving Talbot, an army weapons designer who is believed dead, who claims that the army prematurely tested his prototypes and on their own men as well. Tasha and Johnny drop in to help and a battle with Talbot ensues. He decides to reveal h
Director: Patrick R. Norris
Writer: Leslie Ray
The Best Episodes of V.I.P.
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Best Episodes Summary
"Val Goes To Town" is the best rated episode of "V.I.P.". It scored 7.7/10 based on 28 votes. Directed by Chuck Bowman and written by N/A, it aired on 11/13/1999. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "21 Val Street".