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The Worst Episodes of V.I.P.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 15 - Val In Carnation
    5.1/10(30 votes)

    #1 - Val In Carnation

    S3:E15

    After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.

    Director:Jack Clements
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  2. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 20 - Franco In Love
    5.3/10(25 votes)

    #2 - Franco In Love

    S2:E20

    Don Franco is shot so he puts Nikki in charge of the family while he recuperates. Nikki thinks that Mrs. Scarnavaco is out to kill the Don when she poses as a doctor to gain access to his room in the hospital but it turns out that ever since her husband, Tony, Sr., died she's been having an affair with the Don.

    Director:Chuck Bowman
    Writer:Rick Suvalle

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  3. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 2 - What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead
    5.5/10(52 votes)

    #3 - What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead

    S1:E2

    Victor Balick, a media mogul, is targeting Arnie Feign. Arnie is an Internet author who plans to release a tell all expose exposing Victor Balick who's real name is Ileat Petrovski. Petrovski is actually a cold-blooded killer. Arnie hires V.I.P. to protect him but at the same time Victor Balick is trying to hire V.I.P. to protect him. Why? Who Knows? The V.I.P. team goes to Arnie's place but he doesn't trust them, he thinks they're working for Balick behind his back. Vallery convinces him that they're not. Just then some of Balick's men open fire on them, they retaliate making it seem like there's more of them than there actually is. After this is all over they're back at V.I.P. headquarters discussing a payment plan. Arnie is going to make them a press kit instead of paying them. Just when Arnie thinks he's safe Balick pops out of the trunk of Arnie's car commanding him at gunpoint to get in the trunk and tells Val to drive. Luckily for Val he didn't wear his seat belt so she just ope

    Director:Patrick R. Norris
    Writer:Charles Holland

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  4. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 19 - Mudslide Val
    5.6/10(35 votes)

    #4 - Mudslide Val

    S1:E19

    Val gets a call from Dr. Richard D. Gold saying that he needs protection. It seems that a certain car has been following him all week. The next thing we know, just as V.I.P. arrives, he's dead from an apparent heart attack. Kay looks through his laptop for clues and she discovers that someone tried to erase one of his files just before he was killed. Dr. Gold had mentioned that someone else's life was in danger before he was killed. She retrieves the file, it's an entry in an address book, The Red Oaks Health Spa. They go there undercover. Tasha as a masseuse, Nikki as a fitness instructor, Kay and Quick as guests and Val stays with the owner of the health spa. Then a suspicious van pulls up and a woman steps out retrieving buckets of sulfuric acid from the van. Nikki notices the van and the empty buckets and calls for back up. The acid was dumped into the owner's private hot tub. The rest of V.I.P. arrive just in time to save the owner and Val from stepping into the hot tub. It's clea

    Director:Sidney J. Furie
    Writer:Tom Chehak

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  5. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 12 - Diagnosis Val
    5.6/10(27 votes)

    #5 - Diagnosis Val

    S4:E12

    V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted and recovering from botulism poisoning.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  6. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 15 - 48½ Hours
    5.6/10(28 votes)

    #6 - 48½ Hours

    S4:E15

    Lucy Stanton, a convict, is released into V.I.P.'s custody on condition that she help them capture Nero, a jewel thief that V.I.P. has gone up against before.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  7. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 11 - Good Val Hunting
    5.7/10(44 votes)

    #7 - Good Val Hunting

    S1:E11

    Eric Collier, America's answer to Richard Branson, hires V.I.P. to protect him when he puts a bounty on his head. After a few people try to kill him they decide it would be better to hide out in San Pedro where he owns a top security installation. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is watching a movie on TV when her cable goes out. She finds out that they were the only ones who lost the cable. Which means that the message was meant to be seen only by V.I.P. Once Tasha learns this Collier introduces them to the people who tried to ""kill"" him. It was just a plan to see if V.I.P. was a worthy adversary for his next game, a hunt where they're the targets.

    Director:Robert Radler
    Writers:Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman

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  8. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 18 - K-Val
    5.7/10(29 votes)

    #8 - K-Val

    S1:E18

    When Val hears a caller threatening a radio psychologist and her family she sets up an appointment for her with V.I.P. When Dr. Lonnie thinks the stalker might be a co-worker Val accompanies her to work. While on the air she gets threatened again so Kay tracks the call and Nikki goes after the stalker. Turns out he was only a messenger. Nikki warns him to step out of his car because there's a bomb under it but he doesn't listen and his car blows up with him in it. While on a break Dr. Lonnie hears a threatening message from inside the building. It turns out to be a co-worker who was playing a cruel joke on her. Dr. Lonnie is getting real worried now and asks Val to take over the show for her. Val agrees and does it with Dr. Lonnie right next to her. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is going through a list of people who called the Dr. Lonnie show and got on the air. She finds the name of an ex-marine who might have gone mercenary. So Quick goes to pay him a visit but he attacks Quick. Th

    Director:Bruce Seth Green
    Writer:Morgan Gendel

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  9. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 20 - Raging Val
    5.7/10(32 votes)

    #9 - Raging Val

    S1:E20

    Quick's past as a professional boxer is explored as the Russian mob try to control boxing and do to a current boxer what they had done to Quick.

    Director:Robert Ginty
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 5 - Quick and the Dead
    5.7/10(28 votes)

    #10 - Quick and the Dead

    S2:E5

    Someone has stolen Quick's identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Eric Estrin

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  11. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 15 - Vallery's Secret
    5.7/10(32 votes)

    #11 - Vallery's Secret

    S2:E15

    Cleo Robbins, owner of Cleo's Passions, hires Val to model her new Vallery Irons Undercover line of lingerie but soon needs V.I.P. on a more professional basis when she receives a death threat. The death threat comes from an investor in her company who's been caught making a illegal transaction on tape. Val feels more powerful and assertive while wearing Cleo's clothes.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 21 - Val Who Cried Wolf
    5.7/10(23 votes)

    #12 - Val Who Cried Wolf

    S4:E21

    V.I.P. are hired to protect a Jim Carrey like comedian after he receives several death threats. The death threats they discover come from an old friend of the comedian's who claims he invented the character that made the comedian famous.

    Director:Michael Dorn
    Writers:Steven Kriozere, Norma Safford Vela

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  13. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 9 - Vallery of the Dolls
    5.8/10(40 votes)

    #13 - Vallery of the Dolls

    S1:E9

    Rogue magazine centerfolds are being kidnapped so V.I.P. is hired to guard the remaining centerfolds at the mansion and find the missing ones. Val feels it's her fault when the first one is kidnapped because it's right out of her commercial for V.I.P. All the models stay at the mansion so when Quick sees one leaving suspiciously he and Tasha follow her to a hotel only to discover she's there with her husband because they never had a honeymoon. So Quick and Tasha wait outside the door when two gunmen create a diversion by opening fire on them. When the gunmen leave Tasha and Quick check the room and find the model kidnapped and her husband knocked out on the ground. Val and Kay find out that the kidnappers are copying scenes from movies to kidnap the models. When Val and Kay go to tell the rest of the team Val gets kidnapped in the process. Turns out the kidnappers are working for Chloe, a Rogue employee. She plans to make money off their beauty and sell them on the Asian market. Chloe

    Director:James A. Contner
    Writer:Ethlie Ann Vare

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  14. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 14 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance
    5.8/10(38 votes)

    #14 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance

    S1:E14

    Val and her ""staff"" are invited to a charity event. The ""staff"" are to be used as models and parade down the runway. During the fashion show terrorists interrupt and hold them hostage. Val must now locate Simon Wirth as he is the one the terrorists want. She finds him but he refuses to come so she takes him at gunpoint. The terrorists want Simon because he has the codes for the U.S. treasury, or so they think. He hasn't developed a new code for the treasury in over a year. The terrorists mad decide to open gunfire and a fight ensues leaving V.I.P. the winners.

    Director:Scott Paulin
    Writers:Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman, Ron Zimmerman

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  15. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 2 - Big Top Val
    5.8/10(31 votes)

    #15 - Big Top Val

    S2:E2

    V.I.P. are hired to baby-sit a millionaire's daughter. They take her to the circus where they run into trouble when they run into two guys from Nikki's past. Tommy Wipp and Tino Scarlatti had faked their deaths after ratting out Don Franco to the feds now they're back and selling guns.

    Director:Patrick R. Norris
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  16. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 2 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame
    5.8/10(29 votes)

    #16 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame

    S3:E2

    V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  17. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 14 - A.I. Highrise
    5.8/10(29 votes)

    #17 - A.I. Highrise

    S3:E14

    V.I.P. are hired by Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knight's software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them because he thinks they're trying to destroy him. Meanwhile Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try get back a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the states.

    Director:Scott Brazil
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  18. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 3 - Bloody Val-entine
    5.9/10(48 votes)

    #18 - Bloody Val-entine

    S1:E3

    Tasha's ex-husband, an ex-assassin for the KGB and master of disguise known only as ""The Owl"" is hired by Frank Scarnavako, a mobster with a green thumb to kill Val's paparazzi.

    Director:Sidney J. Furie
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  19. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 8 - Val Got Game
    5.9/10(39 votes)

    #19 - Val Got Game

    S1:E8

    V.I.P. must protect a promising future NBA star from a psychotic agent who's trying to keep him out of the NBA draft.

    Director:Greg Yaitanes
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  20. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 21 - Three Days to a Kill
    5.9/10(37 votes)

    #20 - Three Days to a Kill

    S1:E21

    Kay's boyfriend from college escapes a mob hit and comes to L.A. Once in L.A. Val and Kay go to pick him at the airport. At the airport though Kay is mistaken to be Romona Flynn, a professional hit woman, by the guys who want her boyfriend dead. Her cover is blown however when the real Romona Flynn arrives. Val, Kay and Stu (Kay's boyfriend) escape but Romona follows them on her motorcycle. The car that Val was driving suddenly stops and Val manages to make Romona fall off her motorcycle. Kay learns that her boyfriend is a cheater and she sends him to Alaska, then she starts to date one of the guys who wanted her boyfriend dead.

    Director:Sidney J. Furie
    Writer:Eric Estrin

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  21. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 4 - V.I.P., R.I.P.
    5.9/10(23 votes)

    #21 - V.I.P., R.I.P.

    S3:E4

    Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out who's killing off CIA double agents while the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.

    Director:Jim Charleston
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 7 - The Uncle From V.A.L.
    5.9/10(31 votes)

    #22 - The Uncle From V.A.L.

    S4:E7

    Val's uncle Ned stumbles upon a plan by an Iniut woman to sell the Iniut's land right from under them so he comes to Los Angeles and gets V.I.P.'s help to stop her.

    Director:Greg Yaitanes
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  23. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 4 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral
    6.0/10(55 votes)

    #23 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral

    S1:E4

    Vallery is hired by King Soltan of Ardina to be the royal matchmaker for his son the prince. But when the prince orders some pizzas and the pizza girl just happens to speak Ardineese Tasha becomes suspicious. And she has a right to be, it turns out she's actually a stone cold killer. When Val tries to tell the prince he has his servant try to kill her but she escapes and saves the king from Alex, the stone cold killer. The prince planned to overthrow the king to take his place.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman

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  24. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 5 - Scents and Sensibility
    6.0/10(40 votes)

    #24 - Scents and Sensibility

    S1:E5

    V.I.P. must protect a scientist who's creating an aphrodisiac. He tests it on himself at first and it seems to attract every woman he meets except Val and Julie, a co-worker that he's in love with. There is a side effect however, the people who are affected by it go crazy and want to kill the user.

    Director:Adam Nimoy
    Writers:Morgan Gendel, Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman

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  25. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 3 - For Val's Eyes Only
    6.0/10(29 votes)

    #25 - For Val's Eyes Only

    S3:E3

    When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writers:Rick Suvalle, Tom Abraham

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Val In Carnation" is the worst rated episode of "V.I.P.". It scored 5.1/10 based on 30 votes. Directed by Jack Clements and written by Leslie Ray, it aired on 2/24/2001. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Franco In Love".