The Worst Episodes of V.I.P.
Every episode of V.I.P. ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of V.I.P.!
While attending a Hollywood premiere with a famous action star, a crazed fan pulls a gun—but her movie hunk turns into a coward, and it's Vallery who becomes the hero. Suddenly, she's thrown into a world of action and danger as owner of a Hollywood protection agency, Vallery Irons Protection (V.I.P.), taking risks to protect others at a price few are willing to pay.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "V.I.P." is "Val In Carnation", rated 4.9/10 from 27 user votes. It was directed by Jack Clements and written by Leslie Ray. "Val In Carnation" aired on 2/24/2001 and is rated 0.3 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "48½ Hours".
4.9/10 27 votes#1 - Val In Carnation
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/24/2001
After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.
Director: Jack Clements
Writer: Leslie Ray
5.2/10 25 votes#2 - 48½ Hours
Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 2/16/2002
Lucy Stanton, a convict, is released into V.I.P.'s custody on condition that she help them capture Nero, a jewel thief that V.I.P. has gone up against before.
Director: N/A
Writer: Steven Kriozere
5.3/10 23 votes#3 - Franco In Love
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 5/6/2000
Don Franco is shot so he puts Nikki in charge of the family while he recuperates. Nikki thinks that Mrs. Scarnavaco is out to kill the Don when she poses as a doctor to gain access to his room in the hospital but it turns out that ever since her husband, Tony, Sr., died she's been having an affair with the Don.
Director: Chuck Bowman
Writer: Rick Suvalle
5.4/10 42 votes#4 - Good Val Hunting
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/23/1999
Eric Collier, America's answer to Richard Branson, hires V.I.P. to protect him when he puts a bounty on his head. After a few people try to kill him they decide it would be better to hide out in San Pedro where he owns a top security installation. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is watching a movie on TV when her cable goes out. She finds out that they were the only ones who lost the cable. Which means that the message was meant to be seen only by V.I.P. Once Tasha learns this Collier introduces them to the people who tried to ""kill"" him. It was just a plan to see if V.I.P. was a worthy adversary for his next game, a hunt where they're the targets.
Director: Robert Radler
Writer: Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman
5.4/10 28 votes#5 - Quick and the Dead
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1999
Someone has stolen Quick's identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name.
Director: N/A
Writer: Eric Estrin
5.4/10 30 votes#6 - Vallery's Secret
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/19/2000
Cleo Robbins, owner of Cleo's Passions, hires Val to model her new Vallery Irons Undercover line of lingerie but soon needs V.I.P. on a more professional basis when she receives a death threat. The death threat comes from an investor in her company who's been caught making a illegal transaction on tape. Val feels more powerful and assertive while wearing Cleo's clothes.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.4/10 27 votes#7 - For Val's Eyes Only
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2000
When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Rick Suvalle, Tom Abraham
5.4/10 25 votes#8 - Diagnosis Val
Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 1/26/2002
V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted and recovering from botulism poisoning.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Leslie Ray
5.5/10 50 votes#9 - What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1998
Victor Balick, a media mogul, is targeting Arnie Feign. Arnie is an Internet author who plans to release a tell all expose exposing Victor Balick who's real name is Ileat Petrovski. Petrovski is actually a cold-blooded killer. Arnie hires V.I.P. to protect him but at the same time Victor Balick is trying to hire V.I.P. to protect him. Why? Who Knows? The V.I.P. team goes to Arnie's place but he doesn't trust them, he thinks they're working for Balick behind his back. Vallery convinces him that they're not. Just then some of Balick's men open fire on them, they retaliate making it seem like there's more of them than there actually is. After this is all over they're back at V.I.P. headquarters discussing a payment plan. Arnie is going to make them a press kit instead of paying them. Just when Arnie thinks he's safe Balick pops out of the trunk of Arnie's car commanding him at gunpoint to get in the trunk and tells Val to drive. Luckily for Val he didn't wear his seat belt so she just ope
Director: Patrick R. Norris
Writer: Charles Holland
5.5/10 31 votes#10 - Raging Val
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 5/8/1999
Quick's past as a professional boxer is explored as the Russian mob try to control boxing and do to a current boxer what they had done to Quick.
Director: Robert Ginty
Writer: N/A
5.5/10 31 votes#11 - Big Top Val
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1999
V.I.P. are hired to baby-sit a millionaire's daughter. They take her to the circus where they run into trouble when they run into two guys from Nikki's past. Tommy Wipp and Tino Scarlatti had faked their deaths after ratting out Don Franco to the feds now they're back and selling guns.
Director: Patrick R. Norris
Writer: Leslie Ray
5.5/10 21 votes#12 - Val Who Cried Wolf
Season 4 Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/2002
V.I.P. are hired to protect a Jim Carrey like comedian after he receives several death threats. The death threats they discover come from an old friend of the comedian's who claims he invented the character that made the comedian famous.
Director: Michael Dorn
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Steven Kriozere
5.6/10 38 votes#13 - Vallery of the Dolls
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/1998
Rogue magazine centerfolds are being kidnapped so V.I.P. is hired to guard the remaining centerfolds at the mansion and find the missing ones. Val feels it's her fault when the first one is kidnapped because it's right out of her commercial for V.I.P. All the models stay at the mansion so when Quick sees one leaving suspiciously he and Tasha follow her to a hotel only to discover she's there with her husband because they never had a honeymoon. So Quick and Tasha wait outside the door when two gunmen create a diversion by opening fire on them. When the gunmen leave Tasha and Quick check the room and find the model kidnapped and her husband knocked out on the ground. Val and Kay find out that the kidnappers are copying scenes from movies to kidnap the models. When Val and Kay go to tell the rest of the team Val gets kidnapped in the process. Turns out the kidnappers are working for Chloe, a Rogue employee. She plans to make money off their beauty and sell them on the Asian market. Chloe
Director: James A. Contner
Writer: Ethlie Ann Vare
5.6/10 29 votes#14 - K-Val
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/12/1999
When Val hears a caller threatening a radio psychologist and her family she sets up an appointment for her with V.I.P. When Dr. Lonnie thinks the stalker might be a co-worker Val accompanies her to work. While on the air she gets threatened again so Kay tracks the call and Nikki goes after the stalker. Turns out he was only a messenger. Nikki warns him to step out of his car because there's a bomb under it but he doesn't listen and his car blows up with him in it. While on a break Dr. Lonnie hears a threatening message from inside the building. It turns out to be a co-worker who was playing a cruel joke on her. Dr. Lonnie is getting real worried now and asks Val to take over the show for her. Val agrees and does it with Dr. Lonnie right next to her. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is going through a list of people who called the Dr. Lonnie show and got on the air. She finds the name of an ex-marine who might have gone mercenary. So Quick goes to pay him a visit but he attacks Quick. Th
Director: Bruce Seth Green
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Tom Abraham
5.6/10 27 votes#15 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2000
V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Writer: Steven Kriozere
5.6/10 27 votes#16 - A.I. Highrise
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/17/2001
V.I.P. are hired by Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knight's software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them because he thinks they're trying to destroy him. Meanwhile Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try get back a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the states.
Director: Scott Brazil
Writer: Steven Kriozere
5.7/10 47 votes#17 - Bloody Val-entine
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/1998
Tasha's ex-husband, an ex-assassin for the KGB and master of disguise known only as ""The Owl"" is hired by Frank Scarnavako, a mobster with a green thumb to kill Val's paparazzi.
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Writer: Steven Kriozere
5.7/10 53 votes#18 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/1998
Vallery is hired by King Soltan of Ardina to be the royal matchmaker for his son the prince. But when the prince orders some pizzas and the pizza girl just happens to speak Ardineese Tasha becomes suspicious. And she has a right to be, it turns out she's actually a stone cold killer. When Val tries to tell the prince he has his servant try to kill her but she escapes and saves the king from Alex, the stone cold killer. The prince planned to overthrow the king to take his place.
Director: N/A
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman
5.7/10 35 votes#19 - Val Got Game
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1998
V.I.P. must protect a promising future NBA star from a psychotic agent who's trying to keep him out of the NBA draft.
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Writer: Steven Kriozere
5.7/10 35 votes#20 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/1999
Val and her ""staff"" are invited to a charity event. The ""staff"" are to be used as models and parade down the runway. During the fashion show terrorists interrupt and hold them hostage. Val must now locate Simon Wirth as he is the one the terrorists want. She finds him but he refuses to come so she takes him at gunpoint. The terrorists want Simon because he has the codes for the U.S. treasury, or so they think. He hasn't developed a new code for the treasury in over a year. The terrorists mad decide to open gunfire and a fight ensues leaving V.I.P. the winners.
Director: Scott Paulin
Writer: Gabrielle Stanton, Ron Zimmerman, Harry Werksman
5.7/10 34 votes#21 - Three Days to a Kill
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/1999
Kay's boyfriend from college escapes a mob hit and comes to L.A. Once in L.A. Val and Kay go to pick him at the airport. At the airport though Kay is mistaken to be Romona Flynn, a professional hit woman, by the guys who want her boyfriend dead. Her cover is blown however when the real Romona Flynn arrives. Val, Kay and Stu (Kay's boyfriend) escape but Romona follows them on her motorcycle. The car that Val was driving suddenly stops and Val manages to make Romona fall off her motorcycle. Kay learns that her boyfriend is a cheater and she sends him to Alaska, then she starts to date one of the guys who wanted her boyfriend dead.
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Writer: Eric Estrin
5.8/10 38 votes#22 - Scents and Sensibility
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/1998
V.I.P. must protect a scientist who's creating an aphrodisiac. He tests it on himself at first and it seems to attract every woman he meets except Val and Julie, a co-worker that he's in love with. There is a side effect however, the people who are affected by it go crazy and want to kill the user.
Director: Adam Nimoy
Writer: Gabrielle Stanton, Morgan Gendel, Harry Werksman
5.8/10 34 votes#23 - Mudslide Val
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 5/1/1999
Val gets a call from Dr. Richard D. Gold saying that he needs protection. It seems that a certain car has been following him all week. The next thing we know, just as V.I.P. arrives, he's dead from an apparent heart attack. Kay looks through his laptop for clues and she discovers that someone tried to erase one of his files just before he was killed. Dr. Gold had mentioned that someone else's life was in danger before he was killed. She retrieves the file, it's an entry in an address book, The Red Oaks Health Spa. They go there undercover. Tasha as a masseuse, Nikki as a fitness instructor, Kay and Quick as guests and Val stays with the owner of the health spa. Then a suspicious van pulls up and a woman steps out retrieving buckets of sulfuric acid from the van. Nikki notices the van and the empty buckets and calls for back up. The acid was dumped into the owner's private hot tub. The rest of V.I.P. arrive just in time to save the owner and Val from stepping into the hot tub. It's clea
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Writer: Tom Chehak
5.8/10 22 votes#24 - V.I.P., R.I.P.
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2000
Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out who's killing off CIA double agents while the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.
Director: Jim Charleston
Writer: N/A
5.8/10 30 votes#25 - The Uncle From V.A.L.
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 11/3/2001
Val's uncle Ned stumbles upon a plan by an Iniut woman to sell the Iniut's land right from under them so he comes to Los Angeles and gets V.I.P.'s help to stop her.
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Writer: Steven Kriozere