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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 15 - Val In Carnation
    5.4/10(32 votes)

    #1 - Val In Carnation

    S3:E15

    After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.

    Director:Jack Clements
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  2. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 2 - What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead
    5.6/10(60 votes)

    #2 - What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead

    S1:E2

    Vallery and the agency are hired by an Internet author who fears his tell-all book will put his life in jeopardy.

    Director:Patrick R. Norris
    Writer:Charles Holland

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  3. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 12 - Diagnosis Val
    5.6/10(28 votes)

    #3 - Diagnosis Val

    S4:E12

    V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted and recovering from botulism poisoning.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  4. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 15 - 48½ Hours
    5.6/10(28 votes)

    #4 - 48½ Hours

    S4:E15

    Lucy Stanton, a convict, is released into V.I.P.'s custody on condition that she help them capture Nero, a jewel thief that V.I.P. has gone up against before.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  5. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 21 - Val Who Cried Wolf
    5.6/10(25 votes)

    #5 - Val Who Cried Wolf

    S4:E21

    V.I.P. are hired to protect a Jim Carrey like comedian after he receives several death threats. The death threats they discover come from an old friend of the comedian's who claims he invented the character that made the comedian famous.

    Director:Michael Dorn
    Writers:Steven Kriozere, Norma Safford Vela

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  6. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 19 - Mudslide Val
    5.7/10(37 votes)

    #6 - Mudslide Val

    S1:E19

    Val's attractive client is a former government agent targeted for vengeance by a drug dealer.

    Director:Sidney J. Furie
    Writer:Tom Chehak

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  7. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 20 - Franco In Love
    5.7/10(27 votes)

    #7 - Franco In Love

    S2:E20

    Don Franco is shot so he puts Nikki in charge of the family while he recuperates. Nikki thinks that Mrs. Scarnavaco is out to kill the Don when she poses as a doctor to gain access to his room in the hospital but it turns out that ever since her husband, Tony, Sr., died she's been having an affair with the Don.

    Director:Chuck Bowman
    Writer:Rick Suvalle

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  8. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 8 - Val Got Game
    5.8/10(45 votes)

    #8 - Val Got Game

    S1:E8

    V.I.P. is hired to protect a professional basketball player from an unscrupulous sports agent.

    Director:Greg Yaitanes
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  9. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 11 - Good Val Hunting
    5.8/10(47 votes)

    #9 - Good Val Hunting

    S1:E11

    A wealthy businessman puts out a $10 million bounty on his own life and V.I.P. must protect him.

    Director:Robert Radler
    Writers:Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman

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  10. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 3 - Bloody Val-entine
    5.9/10(54 votes)

    #10 - Bloody Val-entine

    S1:E3

    A world-famous assassin is hired to kill a paparazzo under Vallery's protection.

    Director:Sidney J. Furie
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  11. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 9 - Vallery of the Dolls
    5.9/10(45 votes)

    #11 - Vallery of the Dolls

    S1:E9

    V.I.P. must keep centerfold models from disappearing by placing them in its protection.

    Director:James A. Contner
    Writer:Ethlie Ann Vare

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  12. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 14 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance
    5.9/10(41 votes)

    #12 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance

    S1:E14

    The V.I.P. team is held hostage by kidnappers and it's up to Val to track down the real targets and save her friends.

    Director:Scott Paulin
    Writers:Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman, Ron Zimmerman

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  13. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 18 - K-Val
    5.9/10(32 votes)

    #13 - K-Val

    S1:E18

    The team tries to help a radio psychologist who is receiving threatening phone calls.

    Director:Bruce Seth Green
    Writer:Morgan Gendel

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  14. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 20 - Raging Val
    5.9/10(35 votes)

    #14 - Raging Val

    S1:E20

    A plot by the Russian mob to control boxing draws in V.I.P. and brings Quick's past to light.

    Director:Robert Ginty
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 7 - The Uncle From V.A.L.
    5.9/10(30 votes)

    #15 - The Uncle From V.A.L.

    S4:E7

    Val's uncle Ned stumbles upon a plan by an Iniut woman to sell the Iniut's land right from under them so he comes to Los Angeles and gets V.I.P.'s help to stop her.

    Director:Greg Yaitanes
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  16. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 5 - Quick and the Dead
    6.0/10(30 votes)

    #16 - Quick and the Dead

    S2:E5

    Someone has stolen Quick's identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Eric Estrin

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  17. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 4 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral
    6.1/10(62 votes)

    #17 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral

    S1:E4

    The agency is hired to protect a young prince who is plotting to overthrow his country's king.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman

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  18. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 21 - Three Days to a Kill
    6.1/10(40 votes)

    #18 - Three Days to a Kill

    S1:E21

    It looks as if Kay is a hired killer whose target is her college sweetheart.

    Director:Sidney J. Furie
    Writer:Eric Estrin

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  19. V.I.P. Season 2 Episode 2 - Big Top Val
    6.1/10(33 votes)

    #19 - Big Top Val

    S2:E2

    V.I.P. are hired to baby-sit a millionaire's daughter. They take her to the circus where they run into trouble when they run into two guys from Nikki's past. Tommy Wipp and Tino Scarlatti had faked their deaths after ratting out Don Franco to the feds now they're back and selling guns.

    Director:Patrick R. Norris
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  20. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 2 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame
    6.1/10(31 votes)

    #20 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame

    S3:E2

    V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  21. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 14 - A.I. Highrise
    6.1/10(30 votes)

    #21 - A.I. Highrise

    S3:E14

    V.I.P. are hired by Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knight's software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them because he thinks they're trying to destroy him. Meanwhile Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try get back a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the states.

    Director:Scott Brazil
    Writer:Steven Kriozere

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  22. V.I.P. Season 4 Episode 4 - Millennium Man
    6.1/10(28 votes)

    #22 - Millennium Man

    S4:E4

    V.I.P. wages war on a rival bodyguard agency when the head of that agency starts using a dangerous drug with deadly side effects to give his men superhuman strenght and abilities.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writer:Leslie Ray

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  23. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 5 - Scents and Sensibility
    6.2/10(46 votes)

    #23 - Scents and Sensibility

    S1:E5

    A laboratory hires the agency to protect a scientist who has invented an aphrodisiac.

    Director:Adam Nimoy
    Writers:Morgan Gendel, Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman

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  24. V.I.P. Season 3 Episode 4 - V.I.P., R.I.P.
    6.2/10(26 votes)

    #24 - V.I.P., R.I.P.

    S3:E4

    Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out who's killing off CIA double agents while the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.

    Director:Jim Charleston
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. V.I.P. Season 1 Episode 6 - Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend
    6.3/10(46 votes)

    #25 - Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend

    S1:E6

    An 80-carat diamond is stolen while under the protection of V.I.P.

    Director:Farhad Mann
    Writers:Morgan Gendel, Rick Suvalle

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Val In Carnation" is the worst rated episode of "V.I.P.". It scored 5.4/10 based on 32 votes. Directed by Jack Clements and written by Leslie Ray, it aired on 2/24/2001. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead".