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The Worst Episodes of Valentine's Day

Every episode of Valentine's Day ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day is a 1964 comedy television series that appeared on ABC's schedule. The series starred Tony Franciosa as Valentine Farrow, a swinging Manhattan publishing executive, and Jack Soo, later of Barney Miller as Rocky

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 1 - The Life You Save Is Yours
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    #1 - The Life You Save Is Yours

    S1:E1

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    Director:George Marshall
    Writer:Hal Kanter

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  2. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 2 - Fraudulent Female
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    #2 - Fraudulent Female

    S1:E2

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    Director:George Marshall
    Writer:Hal Kanter

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  3. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 3 - How to Live without Dying
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    #3 - How to Live without Dying

    S1:E3

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    Directors:Alan Rafkin, George Marshall
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 4 - Triple Trouble
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    #4 - Triple Trouble

    S1:E4

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    Director:Alan Rafkin
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 5 - Call Me No Cabs
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    #5 - Call Me No Cabs

    S1:E5

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    Director:George Marshall
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 6 - If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer
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    #6 - If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer

    S1:E6

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Hal Kanter

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  7. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 7 - The Baritone Canary
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    #7 - The Baritone Canary

    S1:E7

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    Director:Jerry Hopper
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 8 - The Old School Tie
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    #8 - The Old School Tie

    S1:E8

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    Directors:Jerry Hopper, Barry Shear
    Writer:Michael Fessier

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  9. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 9 - Yen Ku Horowitz
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    #9 - Yen Ku Horowitz

    S1:E9

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    Directors:Jerry Hopper, Barry Shear
    Writer:Hal Kanter

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  10. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 10 - The Hottest Game in Town
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    #10 - The Hottest Game in Town

    S1:E10

    Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.

    Directors:H. Bruce Humberstone, Jerry Hopper
    Writer:Hal Kanter

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  11. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 11 - Bride and Gloom
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    #11 - Bride and Gloom

    S1:E11

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    Directors:H. Bruce Humberstone, Howard Morris
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 12 - Cherry Blossoms in New York
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    #12 - Cherry Blossoms in New York

    S1:E12

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    Director:Alan Rafkin
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 13 - Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon
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    #13 - Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon

    S1:E13

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    Director:Christian Nyby
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 14 - Sea the Seasick Sailor
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    #14 - Sea the Seasick Sailor

    S1:E14

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    Director:Jerry Hopper
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 15 - All Through the Night
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    #15 - All Through the Night

    S1:E15

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    Director:Barry Shear
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 16 - Follow the Broken Pretzel
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    #16 - Follow the Broken Pretzel

    S1:E16

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    Director:Alan Rafkin
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 17 - The Double Shamaguchi
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    #17 - The Double Shamaguchi

    S1:E17

    Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.

    Director:Barry Shear
    Writer:Ben Gershman

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  18. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 18 - The Sweet Smell of Wampum
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    #18 - The Sweet Smell of Wampum

    S1:E18

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    Director:Christian Nyby
    Writer:Michael Fessier

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  19. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 19 - Which Witch?
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    #19 - Which Witch?

    S1:E19

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    Director:Leslie Goodwins
    Writer:Hal Kanter

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  20. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 20 - Two Weeks With Pay
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    #20 - Two Weeks With Pay

    S1:E20

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    Director:Barry Shear
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 21 - All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil
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    #21 - All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil

    S1:E21

    Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.

    Director:Leslie Goodwins
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 22 - For Me and My Sal
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    #22 - For Me and My Sal

    S1:E22

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    Director:Barry Shear
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 23 - Sin Has Two Faces
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    #23 - Sin Has Two Faces

    S1:E23

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    Director:Christian Nyby
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 24 - Mad, Mad Momma
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    #24 - Mad, Mad Momma

    S1:E24

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    Director:William A. Graham
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Valentine's Day Season 1 Episode 25 - The Title Fight
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    #25 - The Title Fight

    S1:E25

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    Director:William A. Graham
    Writer:Robert C. Dennis

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Life You Save Is Yours" is the worst rated episode of "Valentine's Day". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by George Marshall and written by Hal Kanter, it aired on 9/18/1964. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Fraudulent Female".