7.1/10393 votesLoading...#1 - Salesmen Are Like Vampires
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/28/2017
Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.
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7.3/10174 votesLoading...#2 - Take One for the Team
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/2019
Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.
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7.3/10158 votesLoading...#3 - Small Victories
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/2019
With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.
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7.4/10317 votesLoading...#4 - Sexy Rollercoaster
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/4/2017
When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.
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7.4/10268 votesLoading...#5 - Smell the Weakness
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 6/21/2017
Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.
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7.4/10167 votesLoading...#6 - The Essex Illuminati
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2019
Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.
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7.4/10162 votesLoading...#7 - Winning Isn't Everything
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/10/2019
Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.
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7.5/10280 votesLoading...#8 - The Secret of Sales
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 6/28/2017
In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.
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7.5/10218 votesLoading...#9 - The Past Does Not Equal the Future
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2019
Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.
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7.5/10153 votesLoading...#10 - Capturing the Flag
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/3/2019
Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.
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7.6/10307 votesLoading...#11 - Close Encounters
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 6/11/2017
When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.
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7.7/10292 votesLoading...#12 - The Widow Maker
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 6/14/2017
When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.
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The Worst Episodes of White Gold
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The story of a double-glazing showroom in Essex in the 80s, led by charismatic Vincent Swan, and his unscrupulous sales team, Brian Fitzpatrick and Martin...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two
Worst Episodes Summary
"Salesmen Are Like Vampires" is the worst rated episode of "White Gold". It scored 7.1/10 based on 393 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 5/28/2017. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Take One for the Team".