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The Worst Episodes of White Gold

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The Worst Episodes of White Gold

The story of a double-glazing showroom in Essex in the 80s, led by charismatic Vincent Swan, and his unscrupulous sales team, Brian Fitzpatrick and Martin...

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  1. Background image for Salesmen Are Like Vampires
    7.1/10(406 votes)

    #1 - Salesmen Are Like Vampires

    S1:E1

    Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Take One for the Team
    7.3/10(187 votes)

    #2 - Take One for the Team

    S2:E2

    Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for Small Victories
    7.3/10(170 votes)

    #3 - Small Victories

    S2:E4

    With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Winning Isn't Everything
    7.3/10(175 votes)

    #4 - Winning Isn't Everything

    S2:E6

    Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Sexy Rollercoaster
    7.4/10(330 votes)

    #5 - Sexy Rollercoaster

    S1:E2

    When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for Smell the Weakness
    7.4/10(280 votes)

    #6 - Smell the Weakness

    S1:E5

    Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for The Essex Illuminati
    7.4/10(180 votes)

    #7 - The Essex Illuminati

    S2:E3

    Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for The Secret of Sales
    7.5/10(290 votes)

    #8 - The Secret of Sales

    S1:E6

    In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for The Past Does Not Equal the Future
    7.5/10(231 votes)

    #9 - The Past Does Not Equal the Future

    S2:E1

    Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Capturing the Flag
    7.5/10(165 votes)

    #10 - Capturing the Flag

    S2:E5

    Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Close Encounters
    7.6/10(319 votes)

    #11 - Close Encounters

    S1:E3

    When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for The Widow Maker
    7.7/10(304 votes)

    #12 - The Widow Maker

    S1:E4

    When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Salesmen Are Like Vampires" is the worst rated episode of "White Gold". It scored 7.1/10 based on 406 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/28/2017. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Take One for the Team".